1. RIFF RAFF

You see it on television every day
You hear it on the radio
It ain't humid but it sure is hot
Way down in Mexico
Police tryin' to tell me
Beginnin' of the end
Sayin' it'll bend me
Too late my friend.

Riff raff
Well it's good for a laugh
Riff raff
Go on and laugh yourself in half.

Havin' a good time

Now I'm the kind of guy that keeps my big mouth shut
But don't bother me
Somebody kickin' me when I'm up
Leave me in misery
I never shot nobody
Don't even carry a gun
I ain't done nothing wrong.
I'm havin' fun

Riff raff
Oh well it's good for a laugh
Riff raff
Go on laugh yourself in half.

Thank you
So nice to be back.


2. HELL AIN'T A BAD PLACE TO BE

Hey you, yeah you, oh
Sometimes I think this woman is kinda hot
Sometimes I think this woman is
Sometimes not
Puts me down
Fool me around
Why she do it to me
Out for satisfaction
Any piece of action
That ain't the way it should be
She need lovin'
Knows I'm the man
She's gotta see
Pours my beer
Licks my ear
Brings out the devil in me.

Hell ain't a bad place to be

Spends my money
Drinks my booze
Stays out every night
And I get to thinkin'
Just a minute
Somethin' ain't right
Disillusion and confusion
They make me wanna cry
And oh the shame playin' your games
Tellin' me those lies
Don't mind you playin' demon baby
As long as it's with me
If this is hell
Then let me say
It's heavenly.

Hell ain't a bad place to be.

Late at night
Turn down the light
Closes in on me
Grabs my heart
Clears it apart
Brings out the devil in me
Hell ain't a bad place to be
I said hell ain't a bad place to be
Hell ain't a bad place to be
Baby hell, ain't a bad place to be.

Good to hear you.


3. BAD BOY BOOGIE

On the day I was born
The rain fell down
There was trouble brewin' in my home town
It was the seventh day
I was the seventh son
And it scared the hell out of everyone, did me too
I said up and they said down
They said straight and I said round
They said lost and I said found
I do the bad boy boogie
All over town.

Bein' a bad boy ain't that bad, believe me
I had me more dirty women than most men ever had
I just line 'em up
And I knock 'em down
And they all come a runnin' when the word got around, They're runnin' fast
I said up and they said down
I said straight and they said round
I said lost, they said found
I was a bad boy.

I wouldn't tell you no story
Tell you no lie
I was born to love till the day I die
All you women come along with me
I wanna show you how good a bad boy can be
I said up and they said down
I said straight and they said round
They said lost when I said found
They said free and I said bound
Bad
Just a bad boy
Just a bad boy
Do the bad boy boogie.

I'm a bad boy.


4. THE JACK

See if you can recognize this one
She gave me her mind
Then she gave me her body
But she gave it to anybody
But I made her cry
And I made her scream
And I curdled her cream
But how was I to know that she had been there before
She told me she was a virgin, any virgins in Glasgow?
She was number nine ninety nine
On the clinical list
And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch.

She's got the jack, she's got the jack, she's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack, she's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack.

Gonorrhoea
She's got the jack
Give it to me, give it to me
She's got the jack
I want someone to give it to me
She's got the jack
Feels good
She's got the jack
Um
She's got the jack
Aaaohh
She's got the jack
Sing it as loud as you like.

She's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack.
But she sure was good
C'mon angus

She's got the jack, she's got the jack, she's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack, she's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack.


5. PROBLEM CHILD

I'm hot and when I'm not
I'm cold as ice
Do you see me comin' just
Step aside
Or pay the price
What I want I take
What I don't I break
An I don't want you
Flick of my knife
And I can change your life
There's nothing you can do
I'm a problem child, problem child
I'm a problem child, runnin' wild
And I like 'em hot.

Late night
City light
I drink my booze
Some run
And some fight
But I win they lose
What I need I stash
What I don't I smash
And I don't need you
Say bye bye
While you're still alive
Your time is through
I'm a problem child, problem child
I'm a problem child, and I'm runnin' wild.

Make my stand
No man's land
On my own
Man in blue
It's up to you
The seed is sown
What I like I lick
What I don't I kick
And you're on my list
Dead or alive
I got a .45
And I never miss
I'm a problem child, problem child
I'm a problem child, problem child
I'm a problem child, you know I am
Problem child, a back door man
Problem child, do your homework
Problem child, you know
Problem child, I'm a problem child
Problem child, I'm a problem child.


6. WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it come to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
For two thirt nine fiftysix
You could say she got it all.

Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighin' in at nineteen stone
You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
A whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
You're a whole lotta woman.

Honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long
Only one who turn
Only one who turn me on
All through the night time
Right around the clock
To my surprise
Rosie never stopped
She's a whole lotta woman
Whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
She was a whole lotta Rosie
And a whole lotta love.

You're a whole lotta woman
Whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
You're a whole lotta Rosie.

Thank you.


7. ROCK 'N' ROLL DAMNATION

It's hot in here.
They say that you play too loud
Baby that's tough
They say that you get too much
Can't get enough
They tell you that you look a fool
Baby I'm a fool for you
They say that your mind's diseased
Shaky stuff
And it's a rock 'n' roll damnation
Ma's own whippin' boy
Rock 'n' roll damnation
Take a chance
While you still got the choice.

You say that you want respect
Honey for what
For all the things that you've done to me
Thanks a lot
Get up off your bended knees
You can put your mind at ease
My temperature's gettin' hot
I been waitin' all night
For a bite of what you got
Rock 'n' roll damnation
Ma's own whippin' boy
Rock 'n' roll damnation
Take a chance while you still got the choice.

Damnation, they're putting you down
Damnation, all over town
Damnation, 'cause you're way outta reach
Livin' on the streets you gotta practice what you preach
Rock 'n' roll damnation
Ma's own whippin' boy
Rock 'n' roll damnation
Take a chance while you still got the choice.

Damnation, you left a happy home
Damnation, just to live on your own
Damnation, you wanna live in sin
Damnation, well it's a rock 'n' roll
Damnation, you're just a bundle of joy
Damnation, you're a toy for a boy
Damnation, you're a happy home.


8. HIGH VOLTAGE

Well you ask me 'bout the clothes I wear
And you ask me why I grow my hair
And you ask me why I'm in a band
Well I dig doin' one night stands
And you wanna see me shakin' my thing
All you gotta do is
Plug me into high
I said high
High voltage rock 'n' roll
High voltage rock 'n' roll
High voltage
High voltage
High voltage rock 'n' roll.

And you ask me why I like to dance
And you ask me why I like to sing
And you ask me why I like to play
Got to get my kicks some way
You wanna know what I'm all about well, c'mon
Let me hear you shout
High
I said high
High voltage rock 'n' roll
High voltage rock 'n' roll
High voltage
High voltage, yeah you
High voltage rock 'n' roll.

Let's get a chant

High, high, high, high
High voltage rock 'n' roll, roll, roll, roll, roll
High voltage rock 'n' roll
High voltage
High voltage alright
High voltage, roll, rock 'n' roll
Rock 'n' roll.


9. LET THERE BE ROCK

In the beginning
Back in nineteen fifty five
Man didn't know 'bout a rock 'n' roll show
An all that jive
The white man had the schmaltz
The black man had the blues
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Tschaivosky had the news, he said
Let there be light
And there was light
Let there be sound
There was sound
Let there be drums
And there was drums
Let there be guitar
There was guitar
Let there be rock and roll.

And it came to pass
That rock 'n' roll was born
And all across the land every rockin' band
Was blowin' up a storm
And the guitar man got famous
The business man got rich
And in every bar there was a superstar
Who had a seven year itch
And there were fifteen million fingers
Learnin' how to play
And you could hear the fingers pickin'
And this is what they had to say
Let there be light
Sound
Drums
Guitar
Let there be rock.

One night in a club called the shakin' hand
There was a 42 decibel rockin' band
And the music was good
And the music was loud
And the singer turned and he said to the crowd
Let there be rock.

Let there be rock
Yeah.


10. ROCKER

I'm a rocker
Roller
Right out of controller
Wheeler
Dealer
I'm a wicked woman stealer
Bruiser
Rockin' rollin' man.

Slicked black hair
Skin tight jeans
Cadillac car
Teenage dream
Rocker
Roller
Hey I'm a rocker
Roller
I'm a rocker
Rockin' rollin' man.

Lurex socks
Blue suede shoes
V8 car
And tattoos
Rocker
Roller
Hey I'm a rocker
Roller
Rocker
Rockin' rollin' man.

I'm a rocker
Roller
Rocker
Roller
Rocker
Roller
I'm a rocker
Roller
Rocker
Rockin' rollin' man.

See ya later.