1. LOST IN AMERICA

I can't get a girl
Cuz I ain't got a car

I can't get a car
Cuz I ain't got a job

I can't get a job
Cuz I ain't got a car

So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car
Don't you know where you are

Lost in America

I got a mom but I ain't got a dad
My dad's got a wife but she ain't my mom

Mom's looking for a man to be my dad
But I want my mom and to be my real

Mom and dad
Is that so bad
Oh, I think I've been had

Lost in America

Well, I live at the 7-11

Well, I'm tryin' to play this guitar

Well, I'm learning "Stairway to Heaven"
Cuz Heaven's where you are

I can't go to school
Cuz I ain't got a gun

I ain't got a gun
Cuz I ain't got a job

I ain't got a job
Cuz I can't go to school

So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
Don't you know where you are

Lost in America


2. HEY STOOPID

Hey bro, take it slow

You ain't livin' in a video

You're flying low with a high velocity
No doubt, you're stressin' out

That ain't what rock n' roll's about
Get off that one way trip down lonely street

Now I know you've been kicked around

You ain't alone in this ugly town
You stick a needle in your arm
You bite the dust, you buy the farm

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win you lose

Hey, hye, hey, hey, hey stoopid

C'mon girl, it's a better day
Get your foot out of that grave

Don't let that one love tear your world apart
C'mon babe, kick that stuff

Show the street it ain't so tough
Quit lyin' around with a crippled, broken heart

Now I know you've been seeing red
Don't put a pistol to your head

sometimes your answer's heaven sent
Your way is so damn permanent

This ain't your daddy talkin'

You know, I know
Your story ain't so shocking

You know, I know
Blow some steam
C'mon and scream


3. BILLION DOLLAR BABIES (LIVE)

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel

Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover
Billion dollar baby

Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby

We go dancing nighty in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky

If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands

I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could everhold you

Any tighter, any tighter than me, bay
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe

Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies

We go dancing nighty in the attic
While the moon is rising the sky

If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands

Million dollar baby
Billion dollar bay

Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby


4. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY (LIVE)

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing

Until they got a hold of me

I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down

And I'm feeling mean
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean

No more Mister Nice Guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers

They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean

My dog bit me on leg today
My cat clawled my eye

My mom's been thrown out of society circle
My dad's had to hide

I went to church incognito
When everybody rose, the Reserved Smith
He recognized me

Punched me in the nose