1. BEASTIE BOYS

Ahn, B-E-A-S-T-I-E, go.
B-E-A-S-T-I-E
That's just what Beasties gotta' be.
Can't you see this is an emergency?
Can you feel the urgency?
B-E-A-S-T-I-E.
B-E-A-S-T-I-E.
With the hold of democracy.
In a state of emergency now.

Ahn, going out to rock the state.
Let's just come and take unique.
All across the stormy sea.
Better days in democracy.
B-E-A-S-T-I-E.
B-E-A-S-T-I-E.
Captain stayed off so merrily.
In a state of emergency now.

Ahn B-E-A-S-T-I-E.
Cops just don't have respect to me.
World is filled with tyranny.
All across the stormy sea.
B-E-A-S-T-I-E.
B-E-A-S-T-I-E.
Who the hell are we, off to see?
Let's just come and take unique.
Now B-E-A-S-T-I-E, go.
B-E-A-S-T-I-E, go.


2. TRANSIT COP

Boys out pushin vin
Friday night intimacy
Going out the family boar
Another dead through this door, listen
Yo yo from the CIA, they're going
Yo yo what an artist said, they're going

Yo yo yo!
Yo yo yo!

Brad's off twisting a win
And I can't afford to pay the feds
And now I'm never late on Friday night
By a transit cop looking to fight, he said
Yo yo from the CIA, and I'm
Yo yo what an artist said, they're going

Yo yo yo!
Yo yo yo!

Don't hit fudging I'm
Fucking stupid roll up fight
Now I'd rather jump than pay
But they're gonna' book me anyway


3. JIMI

Oh whoa, let's like, get my bong,
And do up some heavy weed, man, I got some really
Heavy megsy meg stuff.. stone joints.. it's totally lost
It's totally.. all the time

Hey, a lot of drugs, go to hell
You ain't got nothing nothing to say
Why don't you just go away
You ain't got nothing nothin to tell
Why don't you just go to hell
You ain't got nothing nothing in your head
Odds are coming, you could be dead

Ah, let's get back to my bong..
Yea..aah.. it's like..
Whoo..


4. HOLY SNAPPERS

Holy Snappers
Holy this holy that
Holy funky big fat rat
Holy piss holy crappers
Jill Kuniff holy snappers
I like Batman
I Like Crass
Robin's got a new bus pass
Holy piss holy crappers
Jill Kuniff holy snappers

Holy this holy that
Holy funky big fat rat
Holy piss holy crappers
Jill Kuniff holy snappers
I like Batman
I like Crass
Robin's got a new bus pass
Holy piss holy crappers
Jill Kuniff holy snappers

Holy this holy that
Holy funky big fat rat
Holy piss holy crappers
Jill Kuniff holy snappers
I like Batman
I like Crass
Robin's got a new bus pass
Holy piss holy crappers
Jill Kuniff holy snappers
shit..


5. RIOT FIGHT

Riot fight, wait ...that was a false
Riot fight, Riot fight
Riot fight, Riot fight
Riot fight, no we don't fight on friday night
Find a trail so that we can all feast on mighty might
Riot fight, no we don't fight on friday night
On again, all my life, forget to take the house of white
Riot fight, Riot fight, Riot fight, Riot fight
Riot fight, no we don't fight on friday night
Riot fight, no we don't fight on friday night


6. ODE TO...

I saw bureaucrat looking at me
I'm gonna' go on a killing spree
Don't vote for him vote for me
He's a bureaucrat now I'm Beastie
The new Reagan policy is getting the best of me
The new Reagan policy is getting the best of me
You know that tendency KFC baby

Ri-ri-riot fight
Walking around late at night
Adjusting things in my sight
Everyone smokes a joint
Everyone's carrying a grudge
The new Reagan policy is getting the best of me
Oh yes KFC tendency Beastie

I saw bureaucrat looking at me
I'm gonna' get to go on a killing spree
Don't vote for him vote for me
He's a bureaucrat now I'm Beastie
Walking around late at night
See the things in my sight

Ri-ri-right now
Bad enough


7. MICHELLE'S FARM

yee haa oh shut up you pig fucker you're so ugly,
You're like a zebra adam your so ugly
You're a pony ass motherfucker
Why don't you get a haircut farm boy?

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk fuck the chickens
I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid the pen
If you don't shoot 'em they'll do it again fuck the chickens
I don't like milk fuck the chickenss I don't like milk
Farmer joe fucks a cow he likes it so much he sucks a sow

Now you, everyday I'm going to school.
I wish I could be satisfied,
But it's hogwash.
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk now fuck the chickens
I don't like milk Branyard Bob mows
The field sees how much wheat will yield fuck the chickens
I don't like milk now fuck the chickens
I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid
The pen if you don't shoot 'em they'll do it again

And everyday I'm going to school
I wish that I could find gratitude
But it's hogwash

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk
Now fuck the chickens I don't like milk barnyard
Stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em they'll
Do it again fuck the chickens I don't like milk now
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk fuck the chickens
I don't like milk now fuck the chickens I don't like milk

now me everyday I'm riding to school
I'm learning a bunch of brainwash
It's hogwash


8. EGG RAID ON MOJO

(Chorus)
Egg raid on mojo! (x4)

We dressed all in black.
We snuck up around the back.
We began to attack.
The eggs they cracked on mojo's back.
Go!!

(Chorus)

Gonna fight! Gonna fight!
Gonna egg raid tonight!

Gonna fight! Gonna fight!
Gonna egg raid tonight!

Egg raid! Gonna die!
Eat up mojo al the time!!