1. USE YOUR MIND

Don't tell me that there is nothing wrong
It's right in front of you.
If you just open your eyes
You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but...

Running and hiding won't help to find your way
Sooner or later has got to be today
Don't let your fear dictate what's wrong or right

You pissed me off
What's got into you
Give me a sign, tell me everything is fine
You'll find out who you want to be, then finally you can see that...

Running and hiding won't help to find your way
Sooner or later has got to be today
Don't let your fear dictate what's wrong or right


2. TRINKET TRADING, TICK TOTING, TIRED TRAMPS... OR THE 7 T'S

Dancing round in circle staring at the sky
Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride
Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind
She hasn't had a shower since 1969

You can't even read you can't even spell
Begging and loafingis all that you do well
Your heads full of lice you navels full of lint
Don't you fucking breath on me go get yourself a mint
Frisbee playing hitchikers are lame...
God dawn hippies always smell like shit, piss, hemp and eggs

Stringing lots of beads really ain't that neat
Dirty, drowsy hippie you need to wash your feet
Daisy pickin fruit cake always low on cash
Take yours magic beans and shove them up your ass!!!

Nothing i hate more dirty hairy chics
The only things that like them are gnats, fleas and ticks
Always out to lunch always so confused
I wonder if they'va ever own a fucking pair of shoes
Frisbee playing hitchikers are lame...
God dawn hippies... smell!!!

Stupid lazy can't hold a job

I'd love to disinfect you, shower you with bleach
Rock collecting moron, nothing but a leach
Make you clip you toenails, make you cut your hair
Rid the world of hippies, purifies our air


3. GENEROUS PORTIONS

Sover indulgence...
A pick me up for when i'm feeling down
A cold one with a line to face the day... o.k.
My dealers house is always on th way... I say...

Increase my potential for success
My potential for succes

I'm undestructible...
Bathing in a sea of P.C.P.
Washing quaaludes down with '83 chablis... whoopie!
Make new friends with pots of mushroom tea... you'll see

Where the hells my god dawn L.S.D.
My god dawn L.S.D.

I wake up morning, I need a lots of drugs!!
Anytime, anyplace, I need a lot on drugs!!
On the way to sunday school, I need a lot of drugs!!
For any situation just get yourself a lot of drugs!!


4. A DAY AT THE OFFICE

Out in the backyard yesterday
Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool
The power cord got a little close to water edge
And sent 10 000 volts down little billy's spine
He was only nine
Better luck next time

Woke up one sunday afternoon
The families gone on a hunting trop for caribou
Broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof
I slipped and fell and landed on the ground
No one was around
When will i be found

I'm sure not glad it happened
But i'm happy as can be
That it look the life from someone else
Better than me bought

A home right by the plant
They said she'd never blow again like she did before
Perhaps they spoke a bit to close a half passed noon
She blew like hell and then the sky turned red
Toxins overhead everybody's dead, everybody's dead

Pleasant dreams and thanks for listening


5. TERI YAKIMOTO

She's a bad girl from Tokyo
She's a bad girl she just can't stop
I think I'm in love with her

Teri Yakimoto she barely speak my language
She's a genius with a mohawk
If only we could talk

One day I asked her if she knew bruce lee
I think she thought he was in the Offspring
Teri Yakimoto I asked her out for a beef bowl
She bought her ball shoes and glove while bowling we fell in love

Teri Yakimoto she's a japanese punk rocker
With a tattoo of Godzilla and a tribal zig-zag man

One day I asked for a slice of pie
I think she thought I asked her for some stir fry
Teri Yakimoto in the back seat of my toyota
With the hatch up she hops on top
Teri never lets it stop

Teri Yakimoto i said lets go out for sushi
She says no lets get big mac then she walk on my back


6. WHISKEY

Do you know what I want
No I don't think you know what I want yea
Gotta think of me
when I think about us I think about everything

Give it back your out of time
I've got a reason what was my crime
I'm not a puppet
Don't pull my string
I'm start thinkin then i'm drinkin
Gotta get away from everything yea
No not tonight...

Here we go again
You haven't got a clue you never comprehend yea
Playing games with my head
I think about me I think about na na nothing

Give it back your out of time
I've got a reason what was my crime
I'm not a puppet
Don't pull my string
I'm start thinkin then i'm drinkin
Gotta get away from everything yea
No not tonight...

Now you know
I'm sick of you and I really ain't got nothing else to do yea
Have a drink with my friends
Now I see your face and I couldn't give a dawn


7. LOCK DOWN

No matter how I try and try
The dirt land on my head
The push and shove of daily life
The stupid thing I've said
Have left me wishing I was dead and gone
A silent party in my name a way to right the wrong

Now I'm sick and I'm tired
You fuck with me and I'll fuck with you
And I'm pissed so pissed off
Nothing you say can make me stop
Time is short like my fuse
Bet against me a you will lose
No, I wont give up
Only place I have to go is up

Morning came the feelings gone
There's nothing in my head
Push the cover to the floor
Stumble out of bed
Whishing i was somewhere far away
A silent partner in a crime affects me everyday

Now I'm sick...
...the only place I have to go is up

I want to go
So far away come again live to fight another day
Lock down


8. GODS KINGDOM

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks
So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus
This can't be happening to me
I think it just a dream
Halfway there I saw the glare
This place is fuckin heaven

I believe, believe in God
I found Las Vegas i'd say burn that synagogue
Now I believe, believe in God
In jus one night i saw the light
So grab a cab and hold on tight

Slots-o-fun, slots-o-fun

I used to feel so lost no gambling in my life
Now there's no turning back I even bet my wife
This can't be happening to me
I'm losing everything
I say dear Lord
I'll steal a Ford
And put it down on red now

I believe, believe in God
To you it's just Jesus Christ to me it's Jesus keno
I believe, believe in God
Fuck my health i just want whealt
And Ceasar is my leader yea

Slots-o-fun, slots-o-fun

Evil i don't see no my
Son now named casino
Ask me why God lives here
You know i'll just say bingo
I'm making it a point to place a bet at every joint
Drink more booze i just can't lose
This place is fuckin heaven

I believe, believe in God
It didn't take me much
I went there on a hunch now
I believe, believe in god
Lucky number seven take me straight to heaven

Slots-o-fun, slots-o-fun


9. MARK'S ARK

Why? Don't vegans have cows for pets?
Why? Don't they keep them in their apartments?
Rights take a chimp to vote in '96
My god cows are smart as a stick

If you really want to make a difference
Buy a herd and then go set them free
Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing
If cock roaches roam the halls
At night they fester on your balls
A feeding frenzy on your dinner plate
Don't grab the raid or a shoe
Remember they've got rights to
Resist the urge to go and fumigate

Cows with a I.Q. of .08
Rats ready to spread the plague
Rabbits pour shampoo in their eyes
Blind better their's than mine

If you really want to make a difference
Buy a herd and then go set them free
Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing
If cock roaches roam the halls
At night they fester on your balls
A feeding frenzy on your dinner plate
Don't grab the raid or a shoe
Remember they've got rights to
Resist the urge to go and fumigate

Lunch a carrot sand wich sure sounds great
Live my life around the veggie plate
Protest write lame song and complain
March with little signs of Porky Pig

If you really want to make a difference
Buy a herd and then go set them free
Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing
If cock roaches roam the halls
At night they fester on your balls
A feeding frenzy on your dinner plate
Don't grab the raid or a shoe
Remember they've got rights to
Resist the urge to go and fumigate


10. ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT

I will never be
Domething other than a worthless mockery
And when I look back I say never again
But i seem to end up srewing myself more and more
I just can't get it right, get it right

I've been told before
That I'm a looser heading for the door
I can't believe that it's happening again
And I found myself laying face down the floor
I just can't get it right, get it right
Some thing come so easily but for me it's so hard to see
I never get it right

I've been told before
That I'm a looser heading for the door
I can't believe that it's happening again
And I found myself laying face down the floor
I just can't get it right, get it right
Some thing come so easily but for me it's so hard to see
I never get it right


11. CASSEROLE OF LIFE

I gonna bake today
Try a new recipe
Throw out a new arpon
Move over bacon here comes something meatier

The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
The ingredients are things that you can't live without

Life can only be
What you put into it
My life is my casserole
And I want to fill it with fun, fun, fun, fun

The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
The ingredients are things that you can't live without
Wverybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
These are the things that make my life taste good

Donut, bacon, hot-dog on a stick
Machine guns,gambling,hooker turning tricks
Fireworks hunting, tons and tons of drugs
Taxidermy

Sometimes you can get burned
But that's how you learn
To change your recipe
And step on up to the donut gem of life yea!

The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
The ingredients are things that you can't live without
Everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
These are the things that make my life taste good

Hot tubs, cross bows, setting forest fires
Styrofoam, tv, slashing all your tires
Liquor, ding dong, pawing mommy's ring
Unemployment

The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
The ingredients are things that you can't live without
Everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
These are the things that make my life taste good


12. THOUGHT PROVOKING SONIC DEVICE

Got a thing or two I want to say
Gonna rock you down if your in my way
Don't want no peace or love and kindness
All I really ever need is...

Silence! I'll tell you when it's time to speak
Riot! Hopefully sometime next week
Fire! Starting in your own backyard

Don't trust me cause I'll lie to you
Gonna make a point to not come though
My smiling face will stab your back
What I really want to do is...

Violence! Beating grandma sure sound fine
Steal! There counldn't be a better time
Thanks! For everything not nailed down

When I was very young
My folks would go away say
Mark go watch tv
I couldn't disobey
I did as they would say
It started to control me
I started to withdraw
I didn't care at all
Filling my face with tater tots
TV made me think
It was ok to drink
And kill, rape, steal, loot, fuck, cheat, lie, destroy

Violence a lot of violence

I was raised by the big blue screen
You don't want me on your team
You can't cure me
You cannot make it stop

Though provoking sonic device


13. I SAW THE LIGHT

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you
Out of my mind I need a drug
To help me forget you

You can't deny this from me
My pride
I finally realized that you don't want me
I saw the light

Losing you has shown on me
I payed your price
I never asked that much from you
Rolling the dice
With you I always
Always seem to lose
You can't deny this from me
My right I'm gonna say what I want
You don't own me cause I know why you will be sorry

I wont be denied you can't deny it from be

Every time I'm outta live I only tried to speak my mind
I can't hold on must lets go I can say I told you so
You tell me that you changed your mind your to late to realize
That I'm long gone and doing fine you don't own me


14. 1-2-3-4

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun
I've lost my job my moneys gon live like a slob
I've got no home only streets to roams live so alone
I'm barely alive I feed on cats to survive
My wife left me my kids are dead
All this guilt is in my head
I can't go on living like this
I wish that I was dead I wish

Give me a gun I'll kill a nun just wait and see
Give me a gun I'll shoot a cop to be on TV
Nothing could be more fun than a shooting spree
Once again I found myself back on TV

Guns are fun so much neato fun, fun, fun
Better run I got a gun
Come on down and join the fun woopie!!!

Food for thought

I just want to eat some pills
Littleones big ones get my fill
Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them
Up or down I rely on them

Little red ones
Quay ludes
And the beauties
I gotta get gotta gotta get gotta gonna get some pills

I just wanna eat pills kill the pain
Makes me smart speeds up my brain
Kids at school lining up and buying them
Day or night I'll be selling them

Little cross tops
Pink hearts
And vicodin
I gotta get gotta gotta get gotta gonna get somes pills

Gar-bage (gar'bij), a perfect example of uninteresting poetry

Real life was never like this
The door opened as I fell trough
Minds of man like piss
Learning is a thing of the past
The door has opened and closed
I'm locked inside this out side world
Why the fuck no one knows
Why the fuck am I trapped like this

World of forgotten minds
Living on parallel lines
Forgotten people of the past
In the human race
I came out last

I've been left behind
Left behind with human kind
I want to go away
I'm with these people every day
Human kind was left behind
And I don't want to be here
Human kind was left behind
And I don't want to be here

World of forgotten minds
Living on parallel lines
Forgotten people of the past
In the human race
I came out last

Up your bum

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight
The mods show up on camden gonna be a fight
Oppression from society on my back maggie you'll see
Got no worries cause I got no quid
In a neighborhood full of unfriendly faces

Oi oi oi
Oi oi oi
Cause I gotta believe
Oi oi oi
Somethings gotta change this just ain't right

Ride the tube to the end of thre line
I got no job just plenty of time
Call me a wanker call me a bum
I'm on the dole got tome for fun
Don't care about time we've got big ben
Toying with bobbies gobbing on them
I'm flat broke have you got 10p
Fuck the system give me anarchy

Oi oi oi
Oi oi oi
Cause I gotta believe
Oi oi oi
Somethings gotta change this just ain't right

Society don't blame me
Oi oi oi
Oi oi oi
Cause I gotta believe
Oi oi oiiiiiihhaaaaarrrrgggg....!


15. UNDER THE SEA

If I lived under the sea sea sea
I think it would be neat as it could be be be
I could visit all the fish
Anytime I wish
If I lived under the sea

I could harpoon a whale
Put its blubber up for sale
Gee that would be great
I could saute the legs
Of a friendly octopus
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

If I lived under the sea sea sea
I think it would be neat as it could be be be
I could visit all the fish
Anytime i wish
If i lived under the sea

It would be so neat to see a tanker washed up on american soil
Or see the pretty hooks
In the mouth of a fish
Floating in a sea of motor oil

If I lived under the sea sea sea
I think it would be neat as it could be be be
I could visit all the fish
Anytime I wish
If I lived under the sea

I can visit all the fish
Anytime I wish
If I lived under the sea