1. OATS

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find
A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind
What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around
They raise the prices, raise my rent, but do not make a sound
Now I'm getting older these changes in my life
It's the quaker man he's the one I give my hand
He's the one who picks my wife for me
I think that he is god
You know it's true
He's the one who picks my wife for me

Jesus Christ, holy shit, now what's the fucking deal?
How the hell should I go on if there's no more sex appeal
I give you flakes
I give you puffs of corn right off the shelf
I know you never thought of that
I know you never thought of it

Stand in line for oats today.


2. JUST A FUCK

See you at church and i see you at school
Say that you live by the golden rule
But, look again, it's all a lie
You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why
You're a hypocrite and I don't know why
Your life's filled with distortions and lies

See you at a party, don't know what to say
When i catch you in a lie, you just turn your head away
But take a look around, you've got none to fool
Because none of us live by mother's golden rule

Take a look around, not a fucking sound
I stare at you
So what you gonna' do?
You live a life of lies
The truth to you is no surprise
You say it's on the way
Now you fucking pay.


3. WHERE WAS I?

Well, country's in the red
Soon we'll be dead
No life, not even a flower
Cause atomic power
Scares the shit out of you
There's nothing you can do
Undecided men
Bout a war you can't win
Hey, who would want to win the damn thing anyway, right boys?!

Children turn green
The flowers die
All the people are gone except I
The atom bombs have exploded near
Where was I if I wasn't here?
Atomic was one way out
Nuclear was the final bout
Atomic war can destroy our race
Leave the earth in all but waste

But, where was I?

When the trouble started?
Where was I when the two sides parted?
Where was I if I wasn't here?
Cause the atom bombs have exploded near
But nothing's happened to me so...


4. DISNEYLAND

Get pissed, you suck
I know your kind
I know the system
I know it's not so fine
I know the bees, I know the rains
I know that logging can kill
Oh, well, let's just go on dumbo

Profound, that's what I found
Profound, oh to the ground
Profound, that's what I found
Why must we chop it to the ground

My god, it's done, but I can cope
How about those dodgers
No time to sit around and mope
Clear out those trees
Let's make some cash
Pack up the animals
And ship them to the zoo
We'll have a blast

You know what I'd do
I think it would be so grand
We'll chop down the rain forest
And build another Disneyland
Who gives a hoot
About the lungs of the earth
I don't, so who cares
Scew it, man, for what it's worth

I knew the bees, I knew the rains
I knew the system would chop this place
And then they would make me pay
I knew the snakes, I knew tree frogs
If i knew admission was thirty bucks
I'd of brought discover card


5. CHICKEN BOX

Hey blood come around
Come check out my part of town
I want to see you there tonight
But in my neighborhood
You know the chicken's good
I want to see the black men fight
And now the time is here
Cold chicken, chitlens, beer
I want to see you there tonight
And now they come around
These soul food stands in town
Malt liquor seems to taste so right

To the chicken stand we go
We're eating lots of greasy food.


6. JAMIE'S PETTING ZOO

I've had my pet since I was nine years old
I loved him and fed him, kept him out of the cold
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So I grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards

Now I hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now I hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now I hate pets
You little fucking screaming shit-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fucker

So I got a little birdy and I trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words but then he flew away
But then I got him back
The fucker wouldn't shut his trap
So I took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shit

Now I hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now I hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now I hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!

I was walking through the park when a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity to take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!

Now I hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now I hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now I hate pets
You screaming little fucking shit-bag
Bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!


7. MARCO POLO

Marco........Polo!!!
Fish out of water!


8. POT

Pot I need pot
You stupid fuckin hippy shits
Out of dope so throw a fit
Pot
Pot is good for my lungs
It helps me grow cancer scums
Pot
Tie dye shirts are really neat
Sell your car to buy some reef
Pot


9. NO SUCH THING

Wrap your legs around me baby
I'll fill you with my love
I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie
And show you what it does
Most girls are afraid of me
But once you give me a chance
I sure like what you're showing
Now let's rock and roll baby
Cause there's no such thing as love

Get busy rocking baby
Get busy rolling
Show what you got inside
Get busy rocking
Get busy rolling
I know what you've got inside, yeah

No such thing
There's no such thing as love


10. RACE TRACK

Drive drive drive
Fast fast fast
Crash crash crash
Die


11. BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY

So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?
I want to fight your brother
Him, against me
Let's kung fu!!
The smoke is clearing you can see
Peter and Paul Stanley
Kareem and Bruce they've made a truce
While Ace and Gene took PCP

A flying kick right through the air
His foot got stuck in Peter's hair
Ace and Gene took on kareem
But slipped and fell in afro sheen
Then Bruce yelled out "oh boy"
I think he meant "la choy"
Kareem and Bruce don't miss when throwing stars at kiss

Gene now has a shorter tongue
They should have used their love gun
Gene and Ace escaped today
They'll live to fight another day

Oh, oh my god
Ancient chinese secret sent by Buddha
Blah...
Bruce and Kareem out shooting baskets for two points


12. 1,2,3...SLAM!

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
One was white
One was black
I bet you think you're glad
I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan
I don't know what the hell I'm on
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
Kinky hair when I wake up
Straight when I go to bed
My dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said
My mother she's a honkey
My dad's kentucky fried
I don't know what the hell I'm on
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

Back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
It's hot dogs on friday nights
The chicken's country fried
My dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
My mom says pass the squash
I need something to ease the pain
So I'll go downtown and get some downers

Whoa, man, I'm a little bit slow
But I've got to get up somehow
Got no money
Just a good idea
Let me tell you how
I'll steal my parents credit cards
Oh yes I'll rip them off
I'll go downtown to where dad works
And get myself some cocaine

Now I'm high, and I'm not shy
I'll get it off my chest
My mom is white, she thinks she's right
She thinks that she's the best
My dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
I don't know what the hell I am
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!


13. VEGGICIDE

Something's up
Something's on my mind
I try to go to sleep
I try to pass the time
What gives you the right
To kill a harmless carrot
Growing in God's sunlight

You say they're best
You say they're best for you
I say it's not true
You say they make
A damn good stew
So it's time
It's time to liberate
Don't eat a carrot
Spare it
And don't eat the beet
On your plate

All my friends say
Veggies feel no pain
All my friends say
Veggies have no brains
All my friends say
Veggies feel no pain
Don't stir fry by me!
Ya-ya-ya!


14. WHAT'S GONE WRONG

What the hell is going on
We never get to play
Are we too drunk
Are they too drunk
It's just the scene today

The owner of your club
Would like to hear it
Nice and slow
But we'll sit here
And drink your beer
And spill it on your floor
We don't play rock & roll

We try to play some metal for you
To bang each other's heads
But when it comes to my stuff
Why don't you tell me, man
What's gone wrong...


15. DEREK

Can't you see
That I'm not straight edge
You can tell
By the look in my eye
I hear that shit you preach
It's so far out of reach
You meaningless x's
Don't cry

It's done man
Yes, it's done man
Yes, it's done
We know your scene is gone
Yes it's gone, it's gone

Train of thought that you'll outgrow
It's only a matter of time
I'm old enough to think
So i'm old enough to drink
I won't ebb with your tide

Hide behind your x's, that is fine
But keep it to yourself
Don't you get it, admit it
This phase is for the under twenty one


16. ASSHOLE

I don't like the things you like
And you don't like the things I like
She don't like the things they like
So who the fuck is really right
See a skinhead at a show
Let him know he's got to go
Fuck white power, the KKK
Asshole

Everyone's an asshole
My mom's an asshole
You're a fucking asshole
And I'm a goddamn asshole

Mom and dad, the Grateful Dead
Major labels and straight edge
Cruise to school on roller blades
God, Rick James and Oakley shades
Fishing, wearing silly jocks
Nazis, midgets, new tube socks
L.D. from M.R.&R.
And fucking Zeppelin
Man

Hippies, Harleys, Pearl Jam
Chili Peppers, case of spam
Riot grrlls, ponch and jon
Squash and pork and carmel flan
We hate these things
We hate you, too
Go fuck a monkey in the zoo
Oscar meyer has a way with
B.o.l.o.g.n.a.


17. AMERICAN MADE

Well I got myself a new car
Course it's 44 years old
It's currently not running
But it's worth it's weight in gold
It's colored prim(er)
But it's all min(er)
I paid 10 grand
For this tin can
Come payday she'll be runnin'

V8's milkshakes yee haw!
Fuzzy dice Jesus Christ yee haw

Well she's really lookin' good
Just sitting on my lawn
All I need is everything
It shouldn't take me long ha ha!
Maybe by summ(er)
I'll find a bump(er)
This piece of shit
It ain't worth it
I should have bought a datsun
No brakes shortcake yee haw!

You fucking idiot
You fucking idiot
You fucking idiot
You fucking idiot

Runs strong but not too long yee haw!
Flat tire now it's on fire yee haw


18. THIS WON'T HURT A BIT

Well I got myself a new car
Course it's 44 years old
It's currently not running
But it's worth it's weight in gold
It's colored prim(er)
But it's all min(er)
I paid 10 grand
For this tin can
Come payday she'll be runnin'

V8's milkshakes yee haw!
Fuzzy dice Jesus Christ yee haw

Well she's really lookin' good
Just sitting on my lawn
All I need is everything
It shouldn't take me long ha ha!
Maybe by summ(er)
I'll find a bump(er)
This piece of shit
It ain't worth it
I should have bought a datsun
No brakes shortcake yee haw!

You fucking idiot
You fucking idiot
You fucking idiot
You fucking idiot

Runs strong but not too long yee haw!
Flat tire now it's on fire yee haw


19. STEAK (THE UNDER WATER VERSION)

When will my ship come in? man I really gotta know
Cause I'm tired at living at the y with 50 other guys
That smell like Frenchmen
Necesidad un bistek salvar al dia
My life's been such a wreck, there's no aces, no aces in my deck
I'm starting to believe that my ship is make believe
Lights out at ten
Necesidad un bistek slavar al dia
Everyday I try so hard I ain't never got a card for my b-day
If I ever make it, I'll broil, saute, or bake it. give me steak
Necesidad un bistek salvar al dia
Gozar su comida


20. BORN IN THE U.S.A.

Go fuck your system
I'd rather die
Than support your terrorist war
Leave it alone
You levy your tax
Deny me a job
Fucking cops harassing me
Just tell me why

Why why why

Capitalist lies
Fascist mom and dad
Identity is washed away
Bloodsucking state
Clinton equals Hitler
Money fans the flames
Idol worship loke a sheep
Don't let them win
Don't use your brain
Everything's ok
Relax and watch t.v.
Have a nice day no

No no no

The human race is gone
Thanks to WW3
You gave your life for nothing son
Son of liberty die

Die die die

Don't let them win
Don't cast a vote
Don't live in silence
Don't put down your arms
Don't be a puppet
Don't choose their way
Don't feed the bears
Don't live their lie