1. Five Foot One

Yeah, I like it
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

I'm only five foot one
I got a pain in my neck
I'm looking up in the city
What the hell what the heck

I stare at the concrete
The girders eye high
The steel's above me
There's love in my eyes

And I'm doing the things
A five foot one man can do

I'm only five foot one
I got a pain in my heart
All the night I'm working
In the amusement park

With a bottle of aspirin
A sack full of jokes
I wish I could go home
With all the big folks

And I wish life could be
Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Anything
Ugh! Aie! Aie! Aie!
Ugh!

I'm only five foot one
Unless the time has come
I won't grow anymore
Anymore, anymore, anymore

'Till I'm losing my head
I'm checkin' it twice
I'm gonna find out who's naughty and nice

And I'm doing the things a five foot one man can do

I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Yeah, I wish life could be
Oooooooooohhh
I wish life could be

I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be

I won't grow anymore
Anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore
I'm only five foot one
I'm five foot one

2. Pretty Flamingo

Ooo, pretty flamingo
You locked the door on me so I crawled in your window
Ooo
Ooo, pretty young flamingo

I, I will protect you
And you, you are so worth protecting
Ooo
Ooo, pretty young flamingo

You'll never be cold flamingo
You'll never grow old flamingo

You my pretty flamingo

Flamingo I'm right on the brink
So what do you think?
Can I buy you a drink?
You're built like a willow ?
So when I undress you
I peek in your window

They want to look in your window
Cause your a pretty flamingo
Ooo, pretty young flamingo