1. YOU WILL BE A HOT DANCER

Damn, situation's new to me, why?
I see ahead afraid to be himself,
I bet he'd to have a little
Encouragement from the opposite,
Come that side of the floor...Yes!
Egg him along, make him feel at ease with himself,
Steal his clothes, leave him his shoes,
Let's get this marmaduke naked!
Everybody help
Makehim feel at ease,
Let's get this maraduke naked
Let's get this maraduke naked
So lose your head and go to pieces.....

Don't you, don't you make fun of me
Don't you, don't you make fun of me...
I'm gonna be, gonna be,
Gonna be a hot dancer!
Don't you, don't you make fun of me
Don't you, don't you make fun of me...
I'm gonna be, gonna be,
Be a hot dancer! (so cool)

Oohh... now that the basics are down,
Converse amongst yourselves.
But, keep an eye out for the next complication.
In other words,
Grab the next motherfucker marmaduke,
Who refuses to subdue to these pelvic ostentations.
I can't wait until the syllables bend.
Let's get this marmaduke naked,
Let's get this marmaduke naked...
So lose your head and go to pieces!

Don't you, don't you make fun of me
Don't you, don't you make fun of me...
I'm gonna be, gonna be,
Gonna be a hot dancer!
Don't you, don't you make fun of me
Don't you, don't you make fun of me...
I'm gonna be, gonna be,
Gonna be a hot dancer!

You will be a,
A hot dancer son.
You will be a...

(2times:)
Don't you, don't you make fun of me
Don't you, don't you make fun of me...
Well I'm gonna be, gonna be,
Gonna be a hot dancer!
Don't you, don't you make fun of me
Don't you, don't you make fun of me...
I'm gonna be, gonna be,
I'm gonna be a hot dancer!

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah i'm a hot dancer
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah i'm a hot dancer



2. SHAFT


Who am I?
I am I.
Who are you?
You are me!
Why can't I get it straight?
No!
Why can't I see it straight?
Shaft!
We can't let you,
we can't let you go.
Shaft! Shaft! Shaft! Shaft!
I'll get a new one, then!
I take a look, a look around, gas limited.
I take a look around,
I tell myself I live again!
I take a look, a look around, gas limited.
I take a look around, I tell myself I live again!
Why can't I get it straight?
No!
Why can't I see it straight?
Shaft!
We can't let you,
we can't let you go.
Up until this day;
I take a look, a look around, gas limited.
Up untile this day;
I look around, I tell myselfI live again!
Shaft....
where's Lorena when we need her?



3. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

What if your brain,
Unexpectedly and suddenly,
Picked out things to flip around
And view a lot differently?
What if blue sky,
All of a sudden turned a purple hue?
We would shit a brick the size of all of it...
What if?
What if I was just daydreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar I'd be happy!
I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy!
What if mothballs,
Hangin' around too close to microwaves
Suddenly woke up and said,
Take me to your leader
Or die by fly guy!
He'll push ya' out,
No wings attached!
Just do as I say, no mistake,
He'll blow away.
What if I was daydreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber
Tied to my leg and I
Did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this, what if that?!
Go! I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain. Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy!

I forgot to remember my...PAIN!
My pain!
Forgot to inject my...cocaine!
Forgot to apply my...rogaine!
Forgot to remember...my pain!
I never think, I never thought,
Oh maybe I'm insane!
I think I like being
Way the fuck out of my brain!
I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy!


4. VERSION

We could live in a house outside of town,
We could build our own version of society,
Well...there'd be no one to answer to
And complicate our lives,
We could be
The epitome of self sufficience.
Time to pay! To pay!
Time to pay; you've got to pay me!
Why should I?
Why should we pay for your mistake?
To carry on.
Why should we carry on your false integrity?
When you've shown us that you
Can't even keep your nest clean.
So far we've put finacial gain
Ahead of human needs,
Quality of our lives should be prioritized.
Time to pay! To pay!
Time to pay; you've got to pay me!
Why should I?
Why should we pay for your mistake?
To carry on.
Modify your version so we can carry on.
To carry on.
To be conclusive,
I'd like to say,
You've done a super-fine job with your display.
I see now that you cannot comprehend
What it means to respect your life and then some!
To be rich, that would be great.
No, but it doesn't mean POO-POO without your nest!
So why should I pay for your misake, man?
Why should I?
Why should we pay for your mistake?
To carry on.
Modify your version so we can carry on.
To carry on.


5. AZWETHINKWEIZ

Floatin' round my brain,
Tryin' to think about the other thing.
Than that thought you know I'm considering.
What if what I thought,
About who I think I though I was,
Was nothing more than my cerebellum slobbering
Azwethinkweizm is hard to think about,
But simple to trust.
You'll know you're on it
When your brain won't stop to take a break, no!
So when donut boy comes askin' around,
Tryin' to figure out somethin' new,
You just smile and say,
'Pardon you! I'm sifting through
Some particles and farcing through some folds.
I've stumbled upon a brain fart
Which melts away your molds!'
So I think upon that ponder
While I'm pondering the thought,
Just thinkin' about the thinkweiz
Is leaving me distraught!
Well I think I thought
I saw an Azwethinkweiz,
Lookin' like we think we do.
Like we think we do.
Some think I'm insane,
'cause I think about the other thing,
Than that one thought you call reality.
What if what you thought,
About who you think you thought you were,
Was nothing more than illusion rapidly crumbling!
Azwethinkweism should be a topic we all can trust.
It's just to bad it makes your
Head go zippitykrack @#$% dang!
So when donut boy comes sniffing around
Trying to figure out something new,
you just laugh and say, 'Pardon you,
I'm sifting through some particles and
Farcing through some folds.
I've stumbled upon a brain fart
which melts away your molds.'
So I think upon that ponder
While I'm pondering the thought,
Just thinking about the thinkweiz
Is leaving me distraught.
Well I think I thought I saw an Azwethinkweiz,
Lookin' like we think we do.
Like we think we do.
So what if you thought about the thinkweiz
Was nothing like you think you are
You'd probably more than likely be a
Lookyloo lookin' like you think you do.
Like you think you do.



6. HILIKUS

About a hundred years ago now,
Thought I was left for dead.
Soliloquy, she was my...
A picture, a wake,
My metaphoric friend.
So then I fell in love with an irony named life,
It taught me this from that and...
A picture, a wake, you're gonna be hilikus.
History has a tendency
To block yout the popular beliefs
About the leaders of the time,
So glisten with my syllables and
Ponder the thought,
Maybe they should have
Had to dedicate more to it, go!
You've got to be,
So good to be,
You've got to be HILIKUS!
So I took a walk out side
With my new found friend and the knowledge imbibe.
I figured I'd find another
With the same attitude,
Yes, then maybe I could talk
To someone other than myself!
The doors are swinging wide open,
A positive attitude and the ilk in my pocket
Had a lot to do with my new found friend,
The hilikus.
History has a tendency
To block out the popular beliefs
About the leaders of the time,
So glisten with my syllables and
Ponder the thought,
Maybe they should have had to dedicate more to it, go!
You've got to be,
So good to be,
You've got to be
HILIKUS