1. HANDS ON THE BIBLE

Hands on the Bible
Scared like a child
God holds you liable
For what you've done

Homicidal
Stared down your idols
A pretty baby
Never born

You cant believe it
You didnt mean it
But they saw you do it
And they know your name

Rats in the attic
Toys in the cellar
She's an addict
He wants to learn

Hands on the bible
Egomaniacal
As you screw yourself into oblivion
Worn and faded
Stoned and jaded
You'll have to face it
On your own
Smashed on the pavement
Stunned in amazement
Everything you make comes crawling back to you

You can't believe it
You didn't mean it
But they saw you do it
And they know your name

So hands on the bible
Scared like a child
God holds you liable
For what you've done

Homicidal
Stared down your idols
A pretty baby never to be born

You can't pretend that you dont know the reasons
For the REPENT at your side
Hands on the bible
Hands on the bible
Hands on the bible
Hands on the bible


2. HALF-LIFE

Three, four!

Half-life,welcome the worst
Born to your station and your station's a curse
Daddy says "wait and see"
Ain't seen the sun since 1973

Half-life,fake your claim
Falling asleep and waking up is the same
Half alive and half dead too
Work is for suckers and the sucker is you

[Chorus]
You know the lies they tell are told unti they're truel
You know they hardly ever (Yeah, I'm falling fast)
You know they hardly ever (I'm not gonna last)
Ya want it,they got it
It's your circumstance
You Know the hardly ever give a lepar a chance
Half-life [x3]
or no life at all

Half-life and all fucked up
You're born with nothing better make it enough
Pat in the back kick in the teeth
Alcohol will be your only relief

[Chorus](x3)

You know they hardly ever give a leper a chance


3. SON OF "CHA!

If you want it, then it's great
If you don't, you'll have to wait
Doctor, help me medicate
Doctor, give it to me straight

If you got the stink of luck
Find a moviestar to fuck
Come on like a semi truck
I said "all night"

Thinking what you coulda been
Thinking what you shoulda been
Left without a decent friend
Not now, not then

Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be

Bailing through my barricade
Living and in love with me
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Don't wanna break down

Yeah (x3)

Passin' up your salad days
Creepin' up on middle-age
Chasin' down the latest craze
Oh yeah, all-right

If you want it, then it's great
If you don't, you'll have to wait
Doctor, help me medicate
Doctor, give it to me straight

Living and in love with me
Bailing through my barricade
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made

If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Don't wanna break down
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
So if you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be

Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be

Sailing down my barricade
Living and in love with me
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Don't wanna break down

Yeah (x4)


4. 5TH AVE. CRAZY

My pockets are out
You got me upside down
I've gone 5th Avenue crazy
Flat on my face
I feel your hands on my waist
You've gone 5th Avenue Crazy
This is what I want I guess
Aging fast and out of cash (gas)
Both sides are cracked but there's no going back
Because I'm bum-fuckin crazy with 5th Avenue Crazy

(girl's voice])
Oh my God i love you so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means "go"

You're gettin pathological the paths you take
But you can't change and you know you should
I've gotta head out
I've gotta try out
But the deal was to go and go until we're dead
WERE DEAD

5Th Avenue Crazy
Red means go 5th Avenue Crazy


5. (BABY WANTS TO) TAME ME

I'm Framed in love again
Peekin at the end
Baby wants to tame me
So afraid to live her life alone
She'd make a happy home
But only if she tames me

Hey
I'm driving her away
Black and white to gray
Back and forth i'll sway
I'm driving her away
Hey
Nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I sway

I guess i'll never be what she sees in me
Baby wants to tame me

Blame
She knows somethings wrong
She's seen it all along
But she don't wanna blame me
So afraid to live her life alone
She'd make a happy home
Baby wants to tame me

Hey
Driving her away
Black and white to gray
Back and forth i'll sway
I'm driving her away
Hey
Nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I sway
I'm driving her away away away

Hey
Nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I sway
Yea
I guess i'll never be what you'll see in me
Baby wants to tame me


6. ROCK & ROLL PROFESSIONALS

One Two (x2)
One, two, three, four

When the rock & roll professionals
Roll into town you know they're well paid

You got it

They'll meet you and they'll greet you and then after the show someone will get laid

You got it

Press the flesh and maybe they will make nice

You got it

Press the flesh, but only for the right price

Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for dollars, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for real estate
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for lawyers, baby
Rock & roll professionals

Am I doin' great?
Yeah! (You got it) (x3)

The rebellion that they're sellin' would do better sellin' on MTV

You got it

Gone from flippin' burgers to just rockin' and rollin' for the Burger King
Check the charts and see how you are doin'

You got it

Check the charts and see who you are foolin'

Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for dollars, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for real estate
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for lawyers, baby
Rock & roll professionals

Am I doin' great?
Yeah! (You got it) (x3)
Yeah, you know (You got it)

And who the fuck you foolin'?
No song is too sacred and that's what makes em so professional

You got it

It's all about the Benjamins so come on, let's hear it for the rock & roll

You got it

For the rock & roll (x4)

One, two, three, four (For the rock & roll)

You got it

For the rock & roll (You got it)
For the rock & roll (You got it)
For the rock & roll (Yeah, yeah)
For the rock & roll (x4)
You got it


7. KEEP YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Keep your girlfriend away from me
Just advice I'm givin you for free
Wanna have everything I see
So keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend away from me

Got no sense of comradery
I've got a couple hits of ecstacy
So keep your girlfriend away from me
I will

Here we go, yeah I know how to get it
I will
Got no code and I won't impose the limits
I will
Get so low and I wanna wallow in it
I will

So keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend away from me
Keep your girlfriend away from me

Don't talk to me about honesty
Don't talk to me about loyalty
Don't talk to me about a goddamn thing

Just keep your girlfriend away from me
I will
Here we go, yeah I know how to get it
I will
Got no code and I won't impose the limits
I will
Get so low and I wanna wallow in it
I will
So keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend
I will

Now you know, I've exposed my intention
I will
Got no soul, and I love my infection
I will
Wanna know how it feels when she gives in
I will (x4)

Keep your girlfriend away from me
Keep your girlfriend away from me
Yeah, we're comin' to the time when we reach the bitter end
Everything is ripped and broken
Everything is cracked and bent
You won't ever know my mind
You won't ever comprehend

This is nothing to do with your girlfriend
I will (x16)
Keep your girlfriend away from me (x3)
Keep your girlfriend (x5)
I will (x4)
Keep your girlfriend away from me


8. CREATURE COMFORTED

All the Thai food and the Must See TV
Yeah
Keeps ya subdued and unable to breathe
Yeah
Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagon Bug
Yeah
All the limp dicks and their virility drug
And the Chinese pugs
Yeah

Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want...
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't feel anything, now there's nothing at all
And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite
We're all defanged and declawed

It's your satellite, and your DVD
Yeah
It keeps you inside, it keeps you off of the street
Yeah
And the payments: payments keep you alive
Yeah
Cell phone nation, they get you one at a time
America Online

Yeah
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want...
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't feel anything, now there's nothing at all
Like dominoes in neat little rows, you are what you own
Yeah

Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want...
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't feel anything, now there's nothing at all
And it keeps you down in Surround Sound until you drown
We're all defanged and declawed
Declawed
Declawed

We're all defanged and declawed
Declawed
Declawed


9. BRYN-MAWR STOMP

You feel desensitized
You feel numb
You wanna word it right
But you're dumb

You're still shakin' it
And not as young
You know you're blowin' it
So hold your tongue

Livin' on foolish notions
Livin' on aches and pains
You're pullin' up stakes and leavin'
You're lookin' for somebody to blame

There's been an accident
But no one knows
Get out the liniment
Holes in your nose

You're still shakin' it
The bars are closed
You know you're blowin' it
That's how it goes

Livin' on foolish notions
Livin' on aches and pains
You're pullin' up stakes and leavin'
You're lookin' for somebody to blame

Livin' on foolish notions
Livin' on aches and pains
Lookin' for a place to do it
Send a message to the brain

And I don't want what we've been given
Easy sex and easy livin'
See what's next and see who's taken
Don't wanna check to see who's fakin'

You feel desensitized

Livin' on foolish notions
Livin' on aches and pains
You're pullin' up stakes and leavin'
You're lookin' for somebody to blame

Livin' on foolish notions
Livin' on aches and pains
Lookin' for a place to do it
Send a message to the brain

And we don't want what we've been given

A foolish notion


10. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?

Can you just go home defeated?
Take your pride and eat it
Crawl back beaten
Sources are depleated
Can you take the final hit and admit that you were wrong?

Dont even call it even
Bleedin' is beliving
Former well-being
We're closing for the season
Can you take the final hit and admit that you don't belong?

Beaten 6 ways to Sunday
Beaten 6 ways to Sunday now
You're gonna have to leave it
You know you'll never need it
Wait til you see what we've planned for you

And its heinous
So come on, come on comeupins
You really are the star of the show right now
It's an estrangement
Kinda strange when cliche's are true

Beaten 6 ways to Sunday
Beaten 6 ways to Sunday now
And I am sorry to enjoy this
But, what would you have me do?
What would you have me do?

Can you just go home hated
Half intoxicated
Hopelessly outdated
And not appreciated
Can you take the final blow and know that you fucked up?

Go state the overstated
Keep it complicated
The over educated
That hope you'll never make it
Can you take the final blow and know they won't be shutting up?

Beaten 6 ways to Sunday
Beaten 6 ways to Sunday now
You're gonna have to leave it
You know you'll never need it
Wait til you see what we've planned for you

And its heinous
So come on, come on comeupins
You really are the star of the show right now
It's an estrangement
Kinda strange when cliche's are true

Beaten 6 ways to Sunday
Beaten 6 ways to Sunday now
And I am sorry to enjoy this
But, what would you have me do?

Baby's outta town but I see the light on
What are you up to now?
Headin' for the gun, I can see rock bottom
No one will help you now

Beaten 6 ways to Sunday
Beaten 6 ways to Sunday now
Gonna have to leave it
You know you'll never need it
Everything has been cut and dried for you

And its heinous
So come on, come on comeupins
You really are the star of the show right now
It's an estrangement
Kinda strange when cliche's are true

Yeah
Beaten 6 ways to sunday
Beaten 6 ways to sunday now
And I am sorry to enjoy this
But what would you have me do?

Hold tight
It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too
Alright

We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth won't be identified
What would you have me do?
You got it
Hold tight

It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too
You got it
Alright

We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth won't be identified
What would you have me do?
You got it
Hold tight

It's New years Eve (You got it)
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat (You got it)
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too (You got it)

You got it
Alright

We don't need nothing (You got it) but cyanide
Pulled out teeth (You got it) won't be identified
(You got it)
What would you have me do?
You got it

You got it
Gimme money, gimme blow
Keep your girlfriend
Yeah, I'm falling fast, I'm not gonna last