1. HIGH-FIVING MF (RADIO EDIT)

You high fiving motherfucker
You high fiving motherfucker
You high fiving motherfucker
You high fiving motherfucker

You're just a walking billboard for all the latest brands
You've got no taste in music and you really love our band
Your haircut is atrocious, been the same since '83
Your glory days are over and so's your stonewashed jeans

You crass fat-ass
You stupid steroid fuck
I bet you even named your
Grand prize Monster Truck
You want me - you can't pay
You want me - you can't pay
You want me - you want me

You high fiving motherfucker
You high fiving motherfucker
You high fiving motherfucker
You high fiving motherfucker

You're just a walking billboard for all the latest brands
You've got no taste in music and you really love our band
Your haircut is atrocious, been the same since '83
Your glory days are over and so's your stonewashed jeans

You crass fat-ass
You stupid steroid fuck
Hi-jack the pit you shit
Male bonding as moose rut

You want me - you can't pay (x6)
You want me - you want me
You crass fat-ass (x12)
You high-fiving motherfucker (x3)
You high-fiving
You high-fiving motherfucker (x3)
You high fiving
You (x9)


2. HIGH-FIVING MF (LP VERSION)

(See lyrics on track 1)


3. CYNIC

Yeah, I made a promise to love myself
But somehow I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Yeah, is that me behind the screen?
I see some shapes but I can't see any faces
An ego might not be so bad
It could be something I should have
I can't make my mind up
Help me with this while I grip this
I made a promise to myself but I think I need some help
If you see something that is good in me won't you tell me?
And maybe I'd be something you could stand
Yeah, I made a promise to love myself
I think this could be good for you as well as me
Yeah, I know I'm not that much fun
The joke I have become doesn't make you laugh
Here comes the doubt again