DMV :
You're feeling really good and smart
You passed your test with a high score of 93
But it doesn't really matter cause you smashed your car
Time to return to the DMV.
Parking tickets, too much money, fifty dollar fines
Sweaty people, last one in a fifty mile line
Make an appointment now if you can't drive
it's time you learn
Just get in the back of the line
What do you get, what do I get, what do we get?
Nothing in return
We make better drivers and make sure the roads are safe
Then how come kids are dying in car accidents everyday?
We have the best facilities for learning satisfaction
First they took my license and then my registration
Can't stop getting tickets
don't have the time or money man
Now they're gonna impound my car! DMV...


Sign The Bill :
Back in history in the roaring 20's there was a law called prohibition
No one was to drink or make alcohol
Today in the 90's we have a new law
People getting mugged by strung out junkie thugs
Legalize Drugs
People getting shot and you know it's over pot
Legalize Drugs. Drugs. Legalize Drugs.
History repeats that sure is the truth
But does America learn from its not so distant past
We have a new problem facing us today
Let's take the opportunity and blow it all away
People spreading AIDS because of addictive ways
Legalize Drugs
People needing crack might just stab you in the back
Legalize Drugs. Drugs. Legalize Drugs.
So now you might be saying Drugs are for losers
I don't really care about the substance abusers
But one day when you come home and all your things are gone
you might change your mind and learn to sing this song
Now let's get one thing straight,
we want to let you know
We're not telling you to do Drugs before or after the show
We want to put an end to the murders and the crimes
We believe that people should use their own minds!


It Won't Happen Again:
It's been a long time since I've put up with you
It's been a long time since I've dealt with you
The complaining and moaning and bitching and groaning
Laughing and hating and silence and frustration
It's been a long time and I'm not about to let it happen again
Why is that you persist
My only reaction can be to resist,
You enter my life and only cause strife
It's been one time to many
I've had it!
What can I do with you
These times are too hard for me to see through
Why is it always the same
Your existence alone drives me insane
When I look around you're always there hounding me
No matter what I do, it seems that I can't break free
Won't let it happen again
That's right, I need some room to breathe
So I act mean to make you leave, but you don't understand!

Hail To The King :

She loves him just enough, to be laid there
Spread eagle exposing her love
Her sighs and moans meant nothing to him
But a girl must do what she must do.
Hail To The King
And his court of love
Was it love? Or self-imposed lust.
Hey, it's not your duty to me
I'm just a boy, not a king
It never felt right from the start
Speak to me, I'll understand
Now it's over and in the past
About the future, should we laugh?
Regret it, try hard to forget it
Learn by our mistakes and try not to forget

Weirdo :
It's 2:37 pm I want to go to the store to buy some sunflower seeds
in case I got nothing to do tonight
I like kids
So I'm walking to the store and the neighbor's kid runs into me with a tricycle
After I kicked the brat off the bike
I walk into a pile of shit
After that I hit my head on a stop sign
so I cross the street and stumble into the store
I feel like shit, I live in a ditch.
My life is hell; my house smells
It's 3:14 as I get into the store
Walking down the frozen food section I touch the frozen burritos
I pass the deli department
and put my fingers in some free sample cheese dip
I finally see the sunflower seed aisle
There it is. The gleamy view
My savory nighttime entertainment
He never has any friends
He doesn't care about what happens
If you see him walking down the street
then hide your kids and toss the key
There is a guy they call him the weirdo
He went to the store to buy sunflower seeds
I know a guy and they call him the weirdo
He doesn't care about you or me!


Truth Hits Everybody :
You had me thinking like a purple ocean
Oh, what a line for me to start this song
You may be sleeping by an open door and ...
You may be saying that these words are wrong.
Take a look at my new toy
It will blow the head off of a boy
Truth hits everybody, truth hits everyone.
You had me thinking in a backwards motion
You use no Scope to smell you daddy's breath
She does not choose to use no suntan lotion
If you don't like the words, then you can guess
Where you want to be, can't you ever see?


Felix :
Felix was a little cat
He had a little magic sack
He used it in his time of need, to run from pain
But Felix was a little cat
And we are people, that's a fact
We can't bail out like a toon
Let's face the world
It's our mistake
We should try and relate
and know that what is done is done by hand of fate
Searching for a reason to live
But we're too tired to give
About the state of mind that drives us all to hate


Noitall :

"No! That's wrong; I'm always right
I love to get in arguments, I love to fight
Of course I'm right, I'm never wrong."
He's as gullible, he played the fool all along
People like you should be punched
Punched right in the face!
Feeding us your lies
gonna put you in your place
smash your face, oh yeah!
You're such a fool
still you keep your cool
and when you're proven wrong
then you're not so strong.
I'm through with holding any trust in you
I should have known all along
your made up truth was nothing but a con


I Detest :
Money makes the world go round,
in every city and every town
Everybody has to work
But no one gets what they deserve
The IRS and Uncle Scam have manufactured a master plan to profit off all our hard work!
I DETEST the IRS for taking money our of our paychecks
They got our number and they know what we make
They're always trying to get a slice of the cake
The profit and money means a better way of living life
The American dream, I don't know about you, but maybe for them
The IRS is not for me.


Puppet Show :
Looking, laughing, talking all your shit
Wondering if you live your life just so you can fit
Could it be real
Or you're a fake
Nobody's that way ... Give me a fucking break
No recognition is what we should give
to people like this that tell me how to live
The ones who criticize, they gossip and they smile,
the people that live the way that they decide
This is not a puppet show
No one in the world is hanging on a string
Take a look around, there are people everywhere
They might be doing circles but it's their own thing.

Record Thieves :
Hey, can I borrow that?
I promise I'll give it back next time.
But take a good look at it, you'll never see it again.
I'll steal anything just as long as it's collectible.
But if you steal something better than me,
I'll turn you in.
Yes, we are record thieves.
Existing to please ourselves.
If you invite us in, keep watch on you record shelves.
If we can't have it, no one can.
So if you have something we want,
We'll ask to borrow it for "just a few days."
And forevermore it will be gone.
Hey be careful when you pick that up.
Don't get fingerprints on the cover - that album is rare.
Oh, what? That's yours?
Oh yeah, I borrowed it a year ago.
So go ahead and thrash it, ya know I don't really care.