1. SEXY SANTA

Ho ho ho!

Santa´s gettin´ ripped and he´s lost some weight
He´s on a low-carb diet and he´s lookin´ great
He´s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!

He delievers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendales!.

Sexy sexy santa
He´s got a bitchin´ sled and some rock-hard abs
Sexy sexy santa
He knows you´ve been naughty cuz he´s keepin´ tabs!

In the back of his sleigh he´s got some hoe hoe hoe´s
They´re lickin´ eggnog drippin´ from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah, you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!

He´s got a bitchin´ red suit and he´s totally buff
He´ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!

Sexy sexy santa
He´s kissin´ girls under the camel toe
Sexy sexy santa
The elves are all horny and they´re snortin´ blow
Sexy sexy santa
Its the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
Sexy sexy santa
Makin´ love to every Chirstmas-lovin´ woman and man! Suck it!

Yeah, he´s spreadin´ Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here´s your log, its a chubby eleven inches!

Naked on his reindeer pounding some booze
Makin´ love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He´s got a calander but only one day has an ´X´
That leaves 364 days for sex!

Sexy sexy santa
More cushin for the pushin´ gonna plough you all night!
Sexy sexy santa
He´s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy sexy santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Sexy sexy santa
Get ´em riled up so they get free crap

Wow! Little girl you wanna get some Christmas inside of you tonight?


2. PARTY ALL NIGHT (FUCK ALL DAY) (FT. JUSTIN HAWKINS)

When I was only three
My mama said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho,
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Check it out
Now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
But she's got me freakin' out

I get up in the afternoon
'Cause I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw
Thats what I was born to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go

Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day

Fuck fuck fuck yeah,
Fuck yeah!
...Fuck yeah, dude