1. POD

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know I will be rockin' cause

It's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in hell.

Cock pushups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now theres nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know I will be rockin' cause

It's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!

Cause he who is sleazy,
Is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie,
So come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "OW"

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know I will be rockin' cause

It's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane!

Cause he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey,
Is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
Must be in my movie,
So come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a crony,
Then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
Then get in my movie!
It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny


2. MASTER EXPLODER

Hey, whats up. Me and KG wrote this song five minutes ago.
It's called Master Exploder.

Augh! Ahgh!

I do not need (he does not need) a microphone
My voice is fucking... (fucking) Powerful!

Augh!!!

I did not mean (he did not mean), to blow your mind
But that shit happen to me all the time

Now, take a look
Tell me what do you see?
We've got the Pick of Destiny!


3. TRAINING MEDLEY

It could've been disaster til the pupil found his master!
Something rhymes with master!
He's teaching him in the ways of rock!
His fingers move with blinding speed!
Within my mind he'll plant the seed!
I'm proud to be amongst his learned flock!
He teaches me!
Besieges me!
And when I've learned all of his lessons then I'll know the ancient secrets of his ROCK!

The Kyle Gass Project is out of control, alright!
He turned me to a diamond from a piece of coal yeah ya yah!
He teaches me the secrets of the pumpkin patch!
He teaches me he teaches do you like it like that alright!
Ohyeah!
Do you like it like that!?
Do you like it like that!?


BONUS VIDÉO


4. POD

(See lyrics on track 1)