Tenacious D : Tribute
Lyrics
1. TRIBUTE (RADIO EDIT)
(Spoken)
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
(Sung)
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (Soul)
(Spoken)
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
(Sung)
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
(2-part skat)
(Spoken)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
Anything like this song.
(Sung)
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
(Skat)
All right! All right!
2. CAVE INTRO (DEMO)
(No lyrics available)
3. JESUS RANCH (DEMO)
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside.
Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogwayogo.
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
Jesus.
I fell in love with a baked potato.
That's when I started the dance, yeah, in France.
I'm takin a walk in the woods, fuck Yeah!
It's nice, very very nice.
Smells of shit, Liga fluinggligagiggagoogoogwayogo.
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom, and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.
Fa la la la ly la ly,
And i fly,
I'm gone.
A fligga gu,
Rigga gu hu,
Rigga gigga gee gu,
Ruu ga guuunn,
Rigga gigga gu hu,
YOW!
4. KYLE QUIT THE BAND (DEMO)
Last week
Kyle quit the band
Now we're back together
Misunderstanding
Didn't understand
It doesn't matter
Now we're back together again
La la la la la
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash (That's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash
That's also true
This is our song of exalting joy because
We only came to kick some ass
Rock the fuckin house
And kick some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash
And then we we thrash
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone, you are invited to the bash
C'mon Kyle, one time C'mon
5. EXPLOSIVE (MOCEAN WORKER'S MEGAMIX)
Climb upon my faithful steed.
Then we're gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed.
Climb upon my big assed steed.
And ride, ride, ride.
What's the name of the song? Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend, I don't know.
But she's built like the shit, and she's good to go, go.
She's good to go, she's good to go.
We are fueled by Satan, yes, we're schooled by Satan.
Fueled by Satan!
Writing those tasty riffs, just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!
We were the inventors of the cosmic astral code.
We've come to blow you away, we've come to blow your nose.
We've come to fucking blow, we've come to blow the show.
We've come to fucking blow!
You know it, you know it
What's the name of the song, Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go.
I am not one of you.
I come from an ancient time.
I am known as the Kicker of Animals
I am also known as The Angel Crusher.
These pics that I show you,
One moment in Satan's cauldron,
Take these pics they're souvenirs
Satan's pics
Explosivo!
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