1. COLDER THAN THE COLDEST WINTER WAS COLD

By the end of the great war,
The Dandy Warhols had progressed
Far beyond the traditional jug band sound.
Zia had all but hung up the washtub bass,
In favor of her new invention, which she called the synthesizer

The banjo was still there but now it was electrified
To a flat microphone which Pete had wound tightly with copper wire and
Called his pick-up and in turn made it louder by what fat-head jokingly
Called, Pete's Amp.
Well, the name stuck and by the time such luminaries as Gene Vincent, Elvis
Presley and B.B. King had heard this new Warhols Sound
They were calling it rock and roll

Dandy frontman Courtney Taylor-Taylor would be quoted as saying
I know it's only rock and roll, but I think i like it
I'm Bill Curtis and you're listening to a piece of history


2. LOVE IS THE NEW FEEL AWFUL

I don't know where I said anything like that. I have no fucking clue.

So what about you
Convincing me all the time
Oh my aching heart
Forget all

And what about me
Deciding you all of the time
My aching heart
Forget all

Announcing me
Is all about you all of the time
My aching heart
Forget all

And what about me
Deciding you all the time
Oh my aching heart
Forget all

It's all about you
Convincing me
All the time
Oh my aching heart
Forget all

And what about me
Deserving you
Of the time
Oh my aching heart
Forget all

So what about you
What about you
Oh my aching heart
Forget all


Hast du es vergessen


3. EASY

And I don't think about I could ever represent I've been to
I guess it's easy for me and that's the kind of easy that I'm into
The xmas sexy said next and said all the little babies
Now go
Baby gonna let you
I thought that you could set you free

Luxury cars and a sweet guitar
Sleeping at nearling cause I'm rocking easy says I catch you
I thought that you could set you free
Oh the xmas sexy no said next and sex floors and ecstasy
Hot and said next decks on a whole'a baby on a holograph I'm maybe gonna let you
I thought that you could set you free
I thought that you could set you free


4. ALL THE MONEY OR THE SIMPLE LIFE HONEY

All right
Here it comes

Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good
Well if you ask me how you made it
Secure life, baby, you should
Oh, yes you should
Cause if you're doing all the best that you can
But you're still running just as fast as the man says
Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good
Uh-huh, now
Yes it's good

Now when you're moving to the city
You worry on your mental health
Yes you do, now
Oh, you gentlemen and ladies
You've got to be good to yourself
So get yourself into a ranch-style home
When the neighbor's never more than a stone's throw
Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good
Yes it is
Yes it's good

That's right
Yeah

But oh, no
All the money
Still you just can't please everybody
How bad do
Do you want it
Cause the money
It looks so good, good, good

Yeah
Whoo!
Yeah

So now you're chasing the American dream
Just like the dollar's gonna make everybody scream
But I can tell you for the money
The simple life sure looks good
That's right, now
Yes it's good
Oh yeah

Oh, no
All the money
Looks so good, good, good
To everybody
How bad do
Do you want it
Cause the money
It looks so good, good, good

Now there's a whole lot of faking
And taking
And shaking my hand
And when they tell you they love you
They love you like a one night stand
So if you're playing in a rock and roll band
But still you're doing whatever the man says
Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good
That's right
Yes it's good

Take care


5. THE NEW COUNTRY

I've been thinking about moving house
I've been wondering what I'm about
I've been looking for a home
I've been wondering about Rome
But all this dirty talking and all these whores a-drinking
All this worried walking and all this worried talk and I'm moving out, moving out

I've been wondering when I belong
I've been thinking of a song
I've been wondering where to go
I've been thinking about the road
But all this dirty talking and all these whores a-drinking
All this worried walking and all this worried talk well I'm moving out, moving out

Yup, Zia's moving out, here she goes

Moving out, yeehaw. moving out.

Well, those who came before, I caught them like a war

Those who came before, let me hear, so I'm moving out, moving out


6. HOLDING ME UP

Do you remember when you told me
You said you're holding me up
Me up

Darling
And you said you're holding me up
Me up

So get your feet on the floor eh
You're making a stand now

You get what you get
So get what you can

Just remember that you told me
You said you're holding me up
Me up yeah

Holding me up
Holding me up
Holding me up
Holding me up
Me up

Remember that you told me
You're holding me up
Me up

and you said you're holding me up
Me up

Now get your feet on the floor eh
You're making a stand now

You get what you get
So get all what you can

But just remember that you told me
You said you're holding me up yeah

Holding me up
Holding me up
Holding me up
Holding me up
Me up


7. DID YOU MAKE A SONG WITH OTIS

Travis gets me a beer
Poopy tunes the guitar
Fathead spins me up one
It’s the biggest one that he's even spun

Travis gets me a beer
Poopy tunes the guitar
Fathead spins me up one
It’s the biggest one that he's even spun

Travis gets me a beer
Poopy tunes the guitar
Fathead spins me up one
It’s the biggest one that he's even spun


8. EVERYONE IS TOTALLY INSANE

Hear me out, for I was joyful once
Like everyone
Hear me out, I must have changed
Sometime and all at once
Cos it seems
That nothing stays the same as certainly as me
And nothing stays the same but me

Well I have toiled and I have tamed
Constricted and constrained
Just to learn about how everyone is sane
Well I am old and I am lame
And ruthlessly (?) estranged
Ask me then what I have gained from almost everyone

Hear me out, for I have everything in deep
Hear me out, I must have changed

Well I have toiled and I have tamed
Constricted and constrained
Just to learn about how everyone is totally insane, now
Well I am old and I am lame
And ruthlessly estranged
Ask me then what I have gained from almost everyone

Hear me out, for I was joyful once
Like everyone
Hear me out, I must have changed


9. SMOKE IT

Hey I been thinking
I been thinking about nothing yeah
Now I been thinking about nothin' to do and nothin' but thinkin' oh yeah
I know what it is to be there
And now people there ain't nothing here but people
Dig it yeah
Now if people got problems and they got problems with people oh yeah
I know what it is to be there

You gotta smoke it, smoke it
Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it, yeah, yeah
If people got problems and they got problems with people
I know what it is to be there

Uninsured cop payment amortization
Local collection at its latest litigation
I should of stayed in college for about another 100 years but
I know what it is to be there
Alimony alimony don't get too drunk in vegas
Leaves now with the waitress from any those places
People got more bagage than JFK, Yeah
And I'm talkin about the airport man

You gotta smoke it, smoke it
Just as long as you can smoke it (smoke it) yeah (yeah)
We got child-proof containers we use only as directed
Inspected by number 9 it seems like he checked it

Alright, here we go, everybody together, here we go, everybody together
So lets get a big round of applause, big round of applause
To brothers and sisters, brothers mothers, sisters other mothers
Other brothers sisters mothers anyone, anyone whos here
Lets have a big round of applause anyone who can do it

Smoke it, smoke it
Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it, yeah yeah
If people got problems and they got problems with people
I know what it is to be there

More fall and extension and american emotion
Paid off our house and then it fell into the ocean
Grown up quicker and handlin' my liquor
You know what it is to be there
I registered to vote so I could extate my exemption
I thought lottery was the fifth dimension
Thats why I never voted in the presidential election
Cause women are clearly more qualified to select 'em

Smoke it, smoke it
Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it
So if your gonna be a dog then at least be a good dog
Come on and sit bitch shake

Smoke it, smoke it
Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it
If people got problems and they got problems with people
I know wat it is to be there
Smoke it


10. DOWN LIKE DISCO

I want you, I think so
I wanna get round like Tokyo
I won't tell, will freak you
I wanna go down like this girl, wisk go

I want you, California
I don't want to get shown like I'm on you
I won't tell, won't miss though
I wanna get down like disco

I'm, coming on all of the time

I'll whip one, out of this joint
See a red neck burn like I must go
Temperamental, never miss though
I wanna go down like disco

I wanna get in, I wanna get out
I wanna go up and then I wanna come down
I wanna get in, I wanna get out
I wanna go out and then I wanna high
Coming on, all of the time

I want you, I don't think so
I don't wanna come down like disco

I wanna get in, I wanna get out
I wanna get up and then I wanna come down
I wanna get in, I wanna get out
I wanna get out and then I wanna get high
Coming on, all of the time

I'm coming on, all of the time
Coming off, all of the time


11. THERE IS ONLY THIS TIME

Only this time
What a time it is

Only this time
What a time it is

What a time it is
What a time it is

Only you and Me
What a you it is

Only you and Me
What a you it is

What a you it is
What a you it is

Only you and me
What a me it is

Only you and me
What a me it is

What a me it is
What a me it is

Only this time
What a time it is

Only this time
What a time it is

What a time it is
What a time it is


12. LOAN TONIGHT

(Instrumental)


DVD

LIVE FOOTAGE FROM BENICASSIM FESTIVAL 2004


1. GET OFF

Yeah, like it or not
Like a ball and a chain.
All I wanna do is get off,
And feel it for a minute, babe.

Hot diggity dog,
I love God all the same.
But all I wanna do is get off
And feel it, feel it, feel it, babe.

Baby, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there
Maybe, you're gone.
If you find, find yourself against yourself.

Yeah maybe I thought
What I thought I would say.
That all I wanna do is get off
And feel it for a minute
Like a real big thing, again.

I already forgot
Why I thought I was sane
When all I wanna do is get off
And feel it, feel it, feel it babe.

Baby, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there,
Maybe you're gone.
If you find, find yourself against yourself.

Hey, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there,
Maybe you're gone
If you find, find yourself against yourself.

And like it or not,
Like a ball and a chain
All I wanna do is get off
And feel for a minute
Like a real big thing, again.

I already forgot
Why I thought I was sane
But all I wanna do is get off
And feel it, feel it, feel it, babe.

Baby, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there,
Maybe you're gone.
If you find, find yourself against yourself.

Hey, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there,
Maybe you're gone
If you find, you find yourself against yourself.


2. NOT IF YOU WERE THE LAST JUNKIE ON EARTH

I never thought youd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe.
But today,
If you think that I dont know
About depression and
Emotional pain,
Youre insane, or your
A fool who hasnt paid attention
To a word that I say.

In a way, I cant
Help but feel responsible.
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain.

But I never thought youd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe
Now a-day.
You never thought youd get addicted,
Just be cooler in an obvious way.
I could say, shouldnt you have got
A couple peircings and decided
May-be that you were gay.

In a way
I cant help but feel responsible,
I always knew that you were insane
With you pain

But I never thought youd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe hey...


3. PETE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

(Instrumental)


4. RAVE UP

The Dandy Warhols
It`s A Fast-Driving Rave-Up With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes
Oh My Darling
Oh My Pet
I Wont Let You
Let Your Forget
Youre My Castle
Youre My Sand
Just So That You Understand
Oh My Darling
Oh My Pet
I Wont Let You
Let Your Forget
Youre My Castle
Youre My Sand
Just So That You Understand
Never Forget...


PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED VIDEOS


1. SMOKE IT

(See lyrics on track 9)


2. PLAN A

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

Must be some kind of planet
For all the people who can manage.
All of us who can handle it,
With all of this damage.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

There must be some kind of message
Simple plot somehow impressive.
Anyone who can think of something
Come on now, just express it.

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

Must be some kind of planet
For all the people who can manage.
All of us who can handle it,
With all of this damage.

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.
All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.


3. SCIENTIST

In me the scientist,
Always stuck on, always trying this.
I try to live on science alone.
Analysis and freaky sensitivity,
We've gotta live on science alone.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
We've gotta live on science alone.

Religiously, I'm speaking on the science, 'cause
We've gotta live on science alone.
I'll tell you what, Mathematically I'm having it.
I wanna live on science alone.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
We've gotta live on science alone.

In me the scientist,
Always stuck on, always trying this.
I try to live on science alone.
Analysis and freaky sensitivity,
We've gotta live on science alone.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Cause I could live on science alone.
We've gotta live on science alone.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.