1. GOD FLINSTONE

The Sun came shining through the rain
Looks like it's gonna be a rainbow day
Fruity Pebbles falling from the sky
All the colors of a rainbow high
Was soothin' my soul till I seen it sail away

Bedrock in the sky
With Jesus Christ Rubble
Sitting on the right hand
A hand with four big toes
Now I'm not wigging on Disney anymore
God Flintstone loves me, that's for sure
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
God Flintstone

Aghast I walk these streets of stone
At last I find myself alone
Now night is falling on a shapeless Sun
I beg forgiveness for the things I've done
No citizens for miles and miles
I await my judgement with a smile

Bedrock in the sky
With Jesus Christ Rubble
Sitting on the right hand
A hand with four big toes
Now I'm not wigging on Disney anymore
God Flintstone loves me, that's for sure
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
Ah-ooh!
I'm not wigging on Disney anymore
God Flintstone loves me, this I know
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
God Flintstone
God Flintstone


2. VERY SAD TROUSERS

Very Sad Trousers
Very Sad Trousers
They're very sad
I've got the hand, going out of my mind
I'm just sliding, all I want is a try
I'm not joking when I blow that tune
The Royal Trux have got nothing to lose
I keep rocking on the Royal Trux
I keep stopping on the Royal Trux
I keep thinking when they're giving that there's something That I had to know

My boss' out walking today
I take the A Train out of my head
I'm never running from the life of the truth
The Royal Trux have got nothing to lose
I keep rocking on the Royal Trux
I keep stopping on the Royal Trux
I keep thinking when they're giving that there's something That I had to know

It doesn't matter what they say about you
No one's seen the darker
It doesn't matter what they say about you
No one knows the sane will make it
It doesn't matter where they play
Those Royal Trux are always
Very Sad Trousers
Every day goes through
Royal wore out, these Royal Trux
Royal wore out, these Royal ROCK!
Let's Roll
Rock n Roll


3. YOUR FRIEND IS INSANE

She turned back inside again
And she's always been a friend
But she'll take you for that ride
It's what she laughs about
It's what she cries about
When she plays a sacred sound...huh
Well I know cuz I've seen it in her eyes

Your friend's insane
She lives on her own pain (a world of pain)
She can't explain
Your friend's insane
Every time she calls your name
I see that you just feel pain
It's when the rubber oughtta hit the road
Because you've got to want out of it
Got to see that it's serious shit
When she speaks you wouldn't know

A fucked up Disney World she calls her own
Your friend's insane
She lives on her own pain (a world of pain)
She can't explain
Your friend's insane
Every time she calls your name
I see that you just feel pain
It's when the rubber hits the road
'cause you've got to want out of it
Got to see that it's serious shit
When she sleeps you wouldn't know

A fucked up Disney World she calls her own
Your friend's insane
And you're fucked up even man
She can't explain
Your friend's insane, she's insane
(incomprehensible mumbling)


4. DUMP DUMP DUMP

I need a shot and a beer
You wanna buy me some
You know I had to hit the bar today
Since I met the new woman - that's right
I need another like a hole in the head
I need a place to go
'Cause I'll be burnin' 'til I spin out bad
I just don't give a f*ck, don't give a f*ck anymore

It's all dump
Dump
Dump
Dump
It's all dump

Why'm I drivin' at 110, down her highway home
You know I'd turn these wheels around just to be alone
There ain't no meat in the graveyard
There's only bad dresses and bones
You know there ain't nothing in hot-blooded girl
If you can't smile when you take it on home

Have I landed in Hell
I don't what I'm sayin'
When you're full of your own dump
People walk away

It's all dump
Dump
Nothin's gonna get me outta bed today
Nothin' but dump

It's all dump


5. LAST TRAIN TO HEAVEN

Last train to heaven
Well I caught it just in time
Pullin' out of New Mexico
That's where I did my crime -
I made a man swing
From a necktie made of twine
But they'll never catch me
Cause I jumped this No. 9
- it'll all be fine

Wait a minute - stop this thing
Some Cajun hoodoo fate -
This train is loaded down
Gotta cargo full-O-hate
I axed them where it was
This speedball liner's bound
And they were laughing hyenas
As they pointed to the ground
- we're going down

Last train to heaven
What a goddam fool I been
Open up that burnin' stove
For a shovel full-O-sin
Fear is the conductor
All aboard the Black Diamond
- express train straight to Hell


6. THE POLAROID DOLL

Ooh!
You said you wanted something
I give no promises
Is that what you want, baby?
You gave me half a chance
And half your body - I had to take it

It's a doll-faced polaroid
I'm gonna hang it on my wall
(and call it) polaroid doll
I wanted a polaroid

Now I just wanna talk about it
Child, I got something to say
Though don't worry mama, I'm not about to give it away

It's a doll-faced polaroid, gonna hang it on my wall
(and call it)polaroid doll
I wanted a polaroid
Polaroid doll
I wanted a polaroid

You wanna stick around, baby, I don't care
If you gonna take a ride to my dead-end heart
Don't ever take my kissin' for a handshake


7. HEAD ON

She hit head on
Couldn't stop the car
She hit straight on
Didn't get
Too far
She wasn't happy
In Minneapolis
In really no place, the wheels iced a turn
And she hit head on
Lisa got hit head, head on

She hit head on
Couldn't stop the car
She hit straight on
Didn't get too far
She wasn't happy
In Minneapolis
In really no place, her wheels iced a turn
But she hit head on
Lisa got hit head, head on

Oh, no more sunshine,
She wasn't laughing,
She hit head on
Oh, no more sunshine,
She wasn't laughing,
She hit head on
Oh!


8. CROWN OF LAFFS

I had a vision of the corrupt man
The clouds were parting and the sky was cyan
Turned out the man looked 'cause my wheels were warm
I'm shifting down, the lights are turning
I just can't begin with an open hand
I started talking to the man of brass
I said "Hey cop could you take your foot off my face?"
And in his eyes I was just like him
I guess I was only dreaming again
"She makes me feel like I'm the king of the road,
And I need you to ride beside me...."
Someone take this Crown against my head
And babe, you'll play the King, cuz I'll be dead
I'll just take this Crown of Laffs from my head
Cuz babe I just can't end with an open hand


9. DUBBLEDEAD

Yes on the inside
There is a man there
Trapped in a black chair
Ask him his name
And he'll say and he'll say
"I'm Ollie Alpha, of Electric Omega,
Tried and fried down in Georgia.
Hit me again!"
On the inside
Fried on the inside
But alive on the outside
Too worn inside
Too known there's no cure
He's dubbledead
oooooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
"I'm walking down that coal, I'm gonna walk up on that
Road and turn to wit, ride!"
How do you stand the dying?
"I don't mind it at all"
Tell me why your crying
"I don't know"

"Hear me out now slaver!
Wanna watch you try to cope-ah
Wanna watch you over wave it
Wanna watch you lose your
Controlllllllll!"


10. EASTER '88

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