1. SHOOT THE MOON

i can't stand all this common shit- life's too fast for me- everyone's trying so hard to impress- what is the real meaning of humanity- morals and values are based upon- your style of dress- money in your pocket will become chump change- if we don't make any progress- success and fitness are the trend of today- infomercials keep us all in touch with modern technology- let's shoot the moon! soon you will be shopping- without leaving your front fucking door- the cost of living is never going away- jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise-


2. CLOSET MONSTER

hey mom, hey dad! where's your kid- she's studying in the library like she said- she did, she always wore a pretty smile- sitting in the classroom without denial- do you remember telling her what to do- what you told her she would always do- blushing, hiding from the truth- i know i should have told you about her- but now it's too late what will you do- your daughter's fat. disgusting too- she has twelve kids, there's something even better- every time the drinks get better- you swore that you had her life planned- go to college understand- well, miss candy prom queen won't use her hands- i know i should have told you about her- at highschool she was like a saint- like pre-school children and finger-paints blushing, hiding, feeling shame- i know the story ends the same- at the parties she would say- i wish i never felt this way- if i could start my life again- i wouldn't be a closet monster-


3. Charlie Brown

[Originally by The Coasters]

Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)

That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yeah, from 7 come 11
Down in the boys' gym

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)

Who's always writing on the wall
Who's always goofing in the hall
Who's always throwing spit balls
Guess who (who, me) yeah, you

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)


4. DRUNK TANK

i'm a member of the drunk tank- sometimes three days a week- i'm a member of the drunk tank- there's room reserved for me- happy hour is every hour seven days a week- drinking is my game and i do it sociably- every night the same old thing- i get behind the wheel- i'm gonna stop at every bar until i get my fill- something's wrong i'm waking up out on the concrete floor- hey, excuse me officer will you show me to the door- i'll pay a fine and promise never again- and if i lose my job- i'll be drinking by profession- lose my license for a year is part of the consequence- then enroll in a.a. with all my drinking friends- it doesn't matter, it's o.k.- there's no need for regrets- because i know in no time that i'll be there again-


5. JOCKS FROM HELL

there is something i gotta say- i don't know why they act that way- they come inside disrupt the fun- i really wish i had a gun- the terrorize my neighborhood- they tied my brother to their hood- i know i'll get my way- when jocks from hell get blown away- they don't smoke grass, or even drink- but after a game they really stink- jocks from hell get big real fast- i really wanna kick their ass- jocks from hell get big real fast- jocks from hell can kiss my ass-


6. TROUBLE WALKING

had too many cold ones to my head- the party's just begun the world's already spinning- i must be out of my mind- because i'm scamming on a girl- who looks like a guy- just give me another drink- it'll make my day, and give me satisfaction- i said, just give me another drink- it will make my day and give me satisfaction- another walk to the keg- my limit's passed, my eyes are turning blood red- all these people make me lose my head- hopefully all the stupid things i said will be forgotten- i don't want to end up sleeping on someone else's couch- wake up with your dog licking my face- embarrassing shit i said- i don't want to have trouble walking- i can remember having trouble walking-


7. GIVE ME SOMEONE I CAN TRUST

back in the days of my adolescence- i never heard what my parents had to say- don't do this and do that well- in one ear and out the other- give me someone i can trust several opportunities have passed me by- you can say i'm a jack of all trades- i didn't take any of them seriously- what is gonna become of me- yesterday is gone, and soon tomorrow will be today- and it seems like only yesterday, i was sitting here with you- i'm not very socialistic- and don't get out very much- i've never had anyone to turn to- let alone someone i can trust- everything is dangerous- so watch your every move- put away those negative thoughts- because your clock is ticking too-


8. EMPTY BOTTLES

i thing its time i sit this last one out- before i fall and make an ass of myself- we'll never learn until we see the other side- an open mind, we'll try to keep on holding out- your at a party the other day- and all your friends are there- no one's holding back- is life that good or fair?- by two a.m. you're foaming at the mouth search the whole house what did you find out? when we're together it's electric lunacy- then the keg runs dry- the beer was free- five minutes later there's and immediate reaction- there's no more alcohol so we must leave- empty bottles...... no one like to find!- empty bottles...... drunks can't cope with!- empty bottles..... oh no! it's two a.m.!- empty bottles..... a drunk man's hell!-


9. FAT RANDY

he's big, fat, ugly, and mean- too many beers and he's a shitting machine- once he's drunk he likes to fight- any fifteen year old in sight- don't try to run, don't try to hide- he'll steal your car without thinking twice- stop the party, hide your shit- because fat randy's in the house tonight- high school parties are his thing- he drives up in his orange machine- he'll start fighting with his friends- fat randy gets you in the end- fat randy snuck in my house- fat randy shit on my couch- fat randy quiet as a mouse- fat randy!, fat randy!- i see fat randy now and then- driving around with a carload of friends- i see fat randy now and then- driving around with a carload of friends-


10. THRIFT SHOP JUNKIE

everyday when i go to school people say i look like a fool- they don't like the way i dress- hey!, i don't wear pants made my guess- plaid pants aren't too funny- i bought them with yesterday's lunch money- don't laugh at my pointed shoes- they only cost $1.92- i don't care i'll be back there tomorrow- i won't drown in your sorrow- maybe, i'll have enough for two- maybe, i'll buy a pair for you!- go ahead laugh- i won't get mad- this shirt used to be your dads-


11. El Coo Cooi

Todos los niños están jugando en la calle
apurate niño que esta haciendo mucho calor
cuando baja el sol ay viene el viejo
corre o tu mama te va a encontrar

el coo cooi eh eh eh he

lo que te dijo tu abuelita
te va a tratar de cojer de adeveras
si no te portas bien te va a cochar
te va a coger y te va a dar unos bachones

el coo cooi eh eh eh he

Todos los niños están jugando en la calle
apurate niño que esta haciendo mucho calor
cuando baja el sol ay viene el viejo
corre o tu mama te va a encontrar


12. METHOD TO THIS MADNESS

people are always thinking too much- they make the rules- ignorance ain't pretty in this cold, hard world- what if you don't have the answer to every question- well, we're not spreading knowledge like a social infection- we're not the ones- that want to change you or make you think- we're not the ones- to pressure you to change your ways- you go to school six hours a day- you got a job that doesn't pay- go out friday night- you don't expect a lecture tonight- we got a radio vibe for fun- if you listen you'll be the one- go home be skankin' tonight- hoping it will make things right-


13. CONSTRUCTION

no matter what color, we're all guilty of prejudice- no one cares about the children- no one cares about the future- we better realize our differences- because deep inside we're all the same- (the time for change is now before we all self-destruct!) if the place where you came from is so superior- how would you know if you've never been there- there's nothing wrong with pride of heritage- just remember your kind is not the only one- ignorance and hatred going hand in hand- making you believe that you're the greater number tension all around you, staring you in the face- turn the fire down before the pot boils over-


14. Malas Palabras / Instrumental


15. NICOTINE FIT

wake up in the morning- tossing and turning all night- your mind is shaking, feeling nothing went right- your mind is pulsing and your eyes are blood red- there's one thing that i know can cure your aching head- if you need a quarter- then you'll start pinching for change- and if you can't find a ride- you'll get there any way- when you were just a little kid- you thought that you'd be sneaky- hiding with your friends- sneaking a smoke as your parent's drove away- you know they say crime pays- act like an asshole- until there's smoke in your veins- you need a smoke before the end of the day- nicotine fit your on the rage you can't quit- nicotine fit you haven't had a cigarette yet-


16. LAND OF MISFIT TOYS

there's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys- it seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils- the other toys are really getting pissed- someone better stop him before there's total anarchy- there was a time, a day not long ago- when everyone was happy and the sun used to shine- but now those days are gone they're ready to revolt- because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries- the toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job- off the market due to stupid fucking cops- we all need a hero in the land of misfit toys-