1. CHERRY PIE

Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking....

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Taste so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

Well, Swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
And swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
(yeah, yeah)

Swingin' in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Swingin' to the drums
Swingin' to guitar
Swingin' to the bass
In the back of my car

Ain't got money
Ain't got no gas
But we'll get where we're going
If we swing real fast

I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Swing it!
All night long
Swing it!

(I'm a trained professional)

Swingin' in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
Said you ain't gonna swing
With my daughter no more

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Sweet cherry pie
Yeah

Swing it


2. UNCLE TOM'S CABIN

Just for the record
Lets get the story straight
Me and Uncle Tom were fishing
It was getting pretty late
Out on a cypress limb
Above the wishin' well
where they say it got no bottom
Say it take you down to hell
Over in the bushes
And off to the right
Come two men talkin
In the pale moon light
Sheriff John Brady and Deputy Hedge
Haulin' two limp bodies
Down to the water's edge

I know a secret down at
Uncle Tom's Cabin, oh yeah
I know a secret that
I just can't tell

They didn't see me and Tom
In the trees
Neither one believing
What the other could see
Tossed in the bodies
let 'em sink on down
To the bottom of the well
Where they'd never be found

CHORUS
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin
Know who put the bodies in the wishing well

Soon as they were gone
Me and Tom got down
Pray' real hard
That we wouldn't make a sound
Runing throught he woods
Back to Uncle Tom's shack
Where the full moon shines
Through the roof tile cracks

Oh my God, Tom, who are we gonna tell
The sheriff he belongs in a prison cell
Keep your mouth shut
That's what we're gonna do
Unless you wanna wind up
In the wishin' well too

CHORUS

Oh yeah, ha ch ch ch cha


3. I SAW RED

Oo it must be magic
How inside your eyes
I see my destiny
Every time we kiss
I feel you breathe your love to deep inside of me
And if the moon and stars should fall
They'd be east to replace
I would lift you up to heaven
And you would take their place

Then I saw red
When I opened up the door
I saw red
Heart just spilled on to the floor
And I didn't need to see his face
I saw yours
I saw red then I closed the door

I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore

Everyday I wake up
I thank God that you are still a part of me
Opened up the door to which
So many people never find the way
And if the sun should ever fail to send its light
We will burn a thousand candles
And make everything alright

Then I saw red
When I opened up the door
I saw red
Heart just spilled onto the floor
And I didn't need to see his face
I saw yours
I saw red then I closed the door
I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore

I've been hurt
And I've been blind
I'm not sure that I'll be fine
I never thought it would end this way
Oo it must be magic


4. RED OF ROSES

On a dead-end street
In a dead-end town
There's a motel that I call home
Just a few small hopes
And a few small dreams

Are all that place is resting on
Desiree loves two doors down
She's been there for way too long
Sometime when she's feelin' down

I hope she hears this song
On a bed of roses
Not beneath some motel light
On a bed of roses
She deserves to sleep tonight
She deserves to sleep tonight
She comes home late every night

I can hear her walkin' down the hall
She don't talk on the phone too much
When she does I hear it through my wall
Desiree don't have many friends

At least not many good ones
I may be just an ordinary man
But least I'm someone to lean on
On a bed of roses

Not beneath some motel light
On a bed of roses
She deserves to sleep tonight
She deserves to sleep tonight

Tonight, tonight, tonight,
On a bed Light
On a bed Tonight
On a bed Roses
She deserves to sleep tonight


5. SURE FEELS GOOD TO ME

Well Suize, Oh Suzie
Come on and let me in
There's love in the air
Love on my mind
Love in the pores of my skin

I worked real hard, all week long
Kept on singin' the same damn song
It's one for the money
Two for the show
Paid on Friday and I'm ready to go

CHORUS
And if I'm wrong or if I'm right
I don't give a damn tonight
You bring out the worst in me
Huh, cuz you might be bad
But shure feels good to me
it sure feels good to me
Sure feels good
Sure feels good to me

You think i'm outrageous
You think i'm insane
But everything I'm doing tonight
I'm doing it screaming your name

Suzie, Oh Suzie, open up the door
We wont be able to walk tomorrow
So we might as well do it some more

Chorus
You bring out the beast in me
It might be dirty and it might be bad
but it sure feels good
sure feels good to me
Yeah, sure feels good to me



6. LOVE IN STEREO

First time I went to California
I couldn't believe my eyes
Skirts were so short
Nights so long
I thought that I would probably die
Fresh our of Luckenbach Texas
I didn't expect that pair
Both of them had one thing on their mind
And both of them were willing to share

I never had two women before
But I'm an open minded person
So baby lock that door
Love in stereo
Love in stereo
Oo how can anything feel this good
It's love in stereo

Lovin' from the bottom lovin' from the top
Lovin' to the left and the right
Now I'm a lover not a fighter but it
Looks like I'm gonna have to fight
To keep from losin' my mind

I never had two women before
But I'm an open minded person
So baby lock that door
Love in stereo
Love in stereo
Oo how can anything feel so good
It's love in stereo

First time I went to California
I couldn't believe my eyes
Skirts were so short nights so long
Girls comin' two at a time
Love in stereo
Love in stereo
Love in stereo
Love in stereo
It's Love in stereo
Oo how can anything feel so good



7. BLIND FAITH

Darlin' I know you're sleepin'
But there's something I've just got to say
Wonder if you'll hear me
While you're dreamin'
You make a lifetime
Out of every day
Thanks to you now I know
All my dreams can come true

Blind Faith in you
I got
Blind Faith in you oh yeah

Your eyes keep things well hidden
Just a hint of what
You're holding inside
And the first day that I met you
I consider that the first day of my life
Thanks to you now I know
All my dreams can come true

Blind Faith in you
I've got
Blind faith in you
And I'm not sure I deserve
A women so true, but I love
That you think I do

With You and Faith, beside me
I'm feelin' stronger every day

Blind faith in you
I got
Blind faith in you
It's true
Blind faith in you
I got
Blind faith in you
And I'm not sure I deserve
A woman so true but I love
That you think I do



8. SONG AND DANCE MAN

Last night I felt a wind
Of change blow through me
It spoke of a million things
Before I die I should see
Open up your eyes

Life is poetry in motion
Late for the open sky
I'll be ok as soon as I'm on my way
'Cause I am a song and dance man
I am a song and dance man
That's what I am
A song and dance man

Woman oh woman
Sometimes I hear your voice
It calls out to me
It makes my heart bleed
But I don't have any choice
I've opened up my eyes
Life is poetry in motion
Late for the open sky
I'll be ok as soon as I'm on my way
'Cause I am a song and dance man
I am a song and dance man
That's what I am
A song and dance man

Tokyo has rolling thunder
Beautiful women and warm summer rain
Honolulu has starts of fire
Words alone cannot explain

Open up your eyes
And spread your wings and fly
'Cause I am a song and dance man
I am a song and dance man
That's what I am
A song and dance man


9. YOU'RE THE ONLY HELL YOUR MAMA EVER RAISED

Well I heard mama late last night
She was talking to my father
Now it's time that boy was shipping out
And I mean come hell or high water
Smokes and spits and drinks and fights
And his friends all look like trouble
Oh he sleeps all day and gone all night
Where's that boy I used to cuddle
Ten good years and then
He must ahve gone insane

CHORUS
You're the only hell
You'r mama ever raised
She tried ot tell you
But you got to do things your own way
Says you're a good boy and
That you must be going thorugh some phase
You're the only hell your mama ever raised
Mama ever raised
Mama ever, Mama ever raised

Susie sneaks out every night
Say's its only fair, yeah
Mama won't let me have no fun
Sometimes I think sh'es Linda Blair, yeah
Sixteen years of bristine tears
Then susie changed her ways

You're the only hell your mama ever raised
She tried ot tell you
but you got to do things your own way
Should know, know better and
that you must be goin through some phase
You're the only hell your mama ever raised
mama ever raised
mama ever raised
Oh yeah!

Ohhh mama, little boy may be leavin' today
I don't care what you say
Woman I've got to go
And fly away



10. Mr Rainmaker

It could have rained for forty weeks dear
I'd have never known the difference
When your life is one long downpour
You don't think you'll go the distance
You come along with a patch of blue sky
Inside your arms I found a place that's warm
And dry

Mister Rainmaker don't waste your time
I found a girl who is permanent sunshine
She is the little queen of all my dreams
Carry on and find someone else to rain on
Love never rained down on me dear
Only heartache and problems

Now through your arms I can see clear
It's only been raining water
You came along with a patch of blue sky
Inside your arms I found a place that's
Warm and dry

Mister Rainmaker don't waste your time
I found a girl who is permanent sunshine
She is the little queen of all my dreams
Carry on and find someone else to rain on

Mister Rainmaker don't waste your time
I found a girl who is permanent sunshine
She is the little queen of all my dreams
Carry on and find someone else to rain on



11. TRAIN, TRAIN

Train train
Take me on out of this town
Train train
Take me on out of this town

That woman I'm in love with
Lord she's Memphis bound

Leavin' here
I'm just a roggedy hobo
Leavin' here

I'm just a raggedy hobo
That woman I'm in love with
Lord she's got to go

Goodbye pretty mama
Get yourself a money man
Goodbye pretty mama
Get yourself a money man

Take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord leave if you can
Take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord leave if you can


12. ODE TO TIPPER GORE

Acoustic song