| 1. The Rhythm Thief | 05:18 |
| 2. How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall? | 03:50 |
| 3. What Are All These Bands So Angry About? | 03:32 |
| 4. I Married Myself | 04:59 |
| 5. Ride 'Em Cowboy | 04:20 |
| 6. My Baby's Taking Me Home | 04:42 |
| 7. Your Call's Very Important to Us. Please Hold. | 04:11 |
| 8. Ugly Guys with Beautiful Girls | 07:07 |
| 9. Suburban Homeboy | 02:58 |
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| Bonustracks |
| 10. Legend of Lil' Beethoven |
| 11. Wunderbar |
| 12. Rhythm Thief [Instrumental Version] |
| 13. Rhythm Thief [Multimedia Track] |
| 14. Fear of a Blank Page [Short Film Multimedia Track] |
| 15. Lil' Beethoven Screensaver |
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| Total playing time | 40:57 |
