1. HAIL CAESAR

He be the count of Monte Cristo

Could be a quake any day
Maybe somebody from Siam
Begin the era of a new rage
Keeps lickin' all the honey
Chewin' up the fat he rakes
Istead of sending to the lions
They cover him with praise.

All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!
All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!

Down at the epicenter
Things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the richter scale
(Rockin' up the richter scale)
Swinging in the chariot
Around and around we go
The senators rehearse the tale
Starring in the coliseum
Tied upon the rack
Up comes the thumb of Caesar
To stab you in the back.

All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!
All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!

Down at the epicenter
Things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the richter scale
Swingin' in the chariot
Around and around we go
The Senators rehearse the tale.

Watch out Caesar, watch out Caesar.


2. HARD AS A ROCK

A rollin' rock, electric shock
It gives a lickin' that doesn't stop
She line 'em up, push you 'round
Smokin' rings going round and round.

Her hot potatoes
Will elevate you
Her bad behavior
Will leave you standing proud
Hard as a rock.

Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock.

The lightnin' rod, strike it hot
Gonna hit you like the rushmore rock
No nicotine, and no pipe dreams
So low and dirty, it's dan right mean.

Hell'elevator
I'll see you later
No I ain't gonna take it
I'm bustin' out
Hard as a rock.

Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock.


3. BALLBREAKER

Breakin' balls, Bangin' walls
Some rough
Unpack my bags, and take a drag
When bang on nine, and dead on time
You are a Ballbreaker
Engine roll, and time to go
A razorback, a hog attack
Buildin' steam, whippin' cream
She likes a fat, smokin' stack
Hangin' off her legs
She threw me on the bed
Her hand went for my throat
As I began to choke
She said, Honey shoot your load
You are a Ballbreaker.

Wreckin' ball, let it roll
You are a Ballbreaker
Buildin' steam, for whippin' cream
You are a Ballbreaker.