1. SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE

Heyyyy hey yeah.....

Get yourself cooler lay yourself low
Coincidental murder with nothin' to show
When the judge' constipation will go to his head
And his wife's aggravation you soon end up dead

It's the same old story
Same old song and dance a my friend
It's the same old story
Same old song and dance my friend

Got'cha with da cocaine they found with your gun
No smoothy face lawyer could get'cha undone
Say love ain't the same on the south side of town
You could look but'cha ain't gonna find it around

It's the same old story
Same old song and dance my friend
It's the same old story
Same old story same old song and dance

Fate comes a knockin'
Doors start lockin'
Your old time connection
Change your direction
You ain't gonna change it
Can't rearrange it
Can't stand the pain when
It's all the same to you... my friend

When you're low down and dirty from walkin' the street
Wit'cha old hurdy-gurdy no one to meet
Say love ain't the same on the south side of town
You could look but'cha ain't gonna find it around

It's the same old story
Same old song and dance a my friend
It's the same old story... same old story
Same old song and dance... yeah


2. LORD OF THE THIGHS

Down to who knows who just to socialize
I'm waitin' for my girls when you caught my eyes
Oh... you got the way to make a man
Honey you got to understand
I'm your man... child
Lord of the thighs

Well well lordy my God what do we got here... he ha
She flashin' 'cross the floor
Mak'in perfectly clear
You're the bait and you're the hook
Someone bound to take a look
I'm your man... child
Lord of the thighs

You must have come here to find it
You've got the look in your eyes
Although you really don't mind it
I am the lord of your thighs

You must have come here to find it... baby
You got the look in your eyes
Although you really don't mind it
I am the lord of your thighs


3. SPACED

Spaced in time child of nine
Doin' twenty years on the way
Fire and steel earth unreal
Find another planet to stay
Papa died ma survived
Tellin' me about her ordeal
And the soul she could not feel
'Cause they made her so unreal

Light'n years disappears
Twenty million years on my brain
Synthesize overrides
Tryin' to keep from goin' insane
And my soul I can not feel
'Cause they made me so unreal... uuuh yeah yea

Spaced enough to know I feel there's nothin' out there
Spaced enough to know I feel I really don't care
Spaced enough to feel I'm really losin' my mind

And I'm never never never never ever goin' back
I'm off the track no one even knows I'm alive
Spaced without a trace
Waitin' for the word to arrive
I'm the last man to survive


4. WOMAN OF THE WORLD

Well she's a woman of the world and God she knows it
She'll turn my head every time she shows it
Yeah nothin' you can do nothin' you can say
No way you can try to change her way
She might be gone tomorrow
Honey say what'choo gotta say

Lordy lordy lordy lordy what a woman... how ya feelin'

You know I tried I tried I tried so hard to please her
She'd gimme a look if I beg and tease her
Yeah... there's nothin' you can say nothin' you can do
No way you can try to coochie coo
She might be gone tomorrow oh... lordy what you gonna do

Now I tried with an open hand and a heart of sorrow
Hoped that everything would be alright alright alright
Don't save too much lovin' for tomorrow
Get all of your lovin' here tonight
Night night night night night night night night night night Night night...

And I tried with an open hand and a heart of sorrow
Hoped that everything would be alright alright alright Alright
Don't save too much lovin' for tomorrow
Get all of your lovin' here tonight

She got big eyed cats she got coats of sable
She sits forty-four at her dinner table
Yeah there's nothin' you can do nothin' you can say
No way you can try to change her way
She might be gone tomorrow oh... throwin' it all away


5. S.O.S (TOO BAD)

Stagecoach lady hourglass body
Makin' things glow in the night
Well she would if she could
And she'd be good if she would
Only be a lover she'd be out tonight
'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none a that

Salt Lake City salt lickin' biddies bogus honey stinkin' a Gin
Well my daddy was hard his face was pretty scarred from Kickin' ass
And playin' poker to win
'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none a that

It's too bad

And it's too bad can't get me none a that

Loose old lady my mama Katie chivalry was born at her feet
Well she shoulda' thought twice when pa showed his dice
At night she put my daddy to sleep
'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none a that

It's too bad Lord it's too bad
I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad... yea
I said it's too bad it's too bad
You know it's too bad... aaahh it's too bad


6. TRAIN KEPT A ROLLIN'

Well on a train I met a dame
She rather handsome we kinda looked the same
Well she was pretty from New York City
I'm walkin' down that old fair lane
I'm in heat I'm in love
But I just couldn't tell her so

I said train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
With a heave and a ho
But I just couldn't tell her so... no no no

Well get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way
I'm in heat I'm in love
But I just couldn't tell her so... no no no

Yeah... train I met a dame
She rather handsome we kinda looked the same
A she were pretty from New York City
I'm walkin' down that old fair lane
I'm in heat I'm in love
But I just couldn't tell her so

I said train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
I'm in heat with a ho (slang for whore)
But I just couldn't tell her... na na na na

Well get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way
I'm in heat I'm in love
But I just couldn't tell her... well na na na

Well we made a stop in Albuquerque
She must'a thought I was a real cool jerk
Climbin' off the train and lookin' handsome
Lookin' so good jack couldn't let it go
Ooooh... but I just couldn't tell her so

I said train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
I'm in heat I'm in love
But I just couldn't tell her... na na no


7. SEASONS OF WITHER

Blues hearted lady sleepy was she
Love for the devil brought her to me
Sea's of a thousand drawn to her sin
Seasons of wither holdin' me in

Ooh woe is me I feel so badly for you
Ooh woe is me I feel so sadly for you
In time bound to lose your mind
Live on borrowed time
Take the wind right out of your sail

Fireflies dance in the heat of...
Hound dogs that bay at the moon
My ship leaves in the midnight
Can't say I'll be back too soon

They awaken far far away
Heat of my candle show me the way
Sea's of a thousand drawn to her sin
Seasons of wither holdin' me in

Ooh woe is me I feel so badly for you
Ooh woe is me I feel so sadly for you
In time bound to lose your mind
Live on borrowed time
Take the wind right out of your sail


8. PANDORA'S BOX

When I'm in heat and someone gets a notion
I jump to my feet I hoof it to da ocean
Yeah... we hit a beach where no one give a hoot
Nobody never ever wears a suit
The ladies there they look so proud
That's cause they know that they're so well endowed

Now I ain't much on Fannie's conversation
Or care too much about her operation
Uum... but every time Pandora come my way
I get high can't explain the sensation
To get it on I got to watch what I say
Or I'll catch hell from the women's liberation

Sweet Pandora
God like aura
Smellin' like a flora
Open up your door for me

Sweet Pandora
God like aura
Smellin' like a flora
Open up your door for me

Sweet Pandora
Mama crack a smile for me
Just for me... yeah
Just for me
Just for me... yeah
Just for me
Just for me... yeah
Just for me
Just for me... yeah yeah

Now I ain't what you'd call a city slicker
Or claim to fame to be a slitty licker
Uum... but every time Pandora come my way
I get high can't explain the sensation
To get it on I got to watch what I say
Or I'll catch hell from the women's liberation

Sweet Pandora
God like aura
Smellin' like a flora
Open up your door for me

Sweet Pandora
God like aura
Smellin' like a flora
Open up your door for me... yeah

Sweet Pandora
Mama crack a smile for me
Just for me... yeah
Just for me... yeah
Just for me... yeah
Just for me... yeah
Just for me... yeah
Just for me... yeah
Just for me... yeah