1.KILL THE POOR

Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the Neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
With no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home…
The sun beams down on a brand new day
No more welfare tax to pay
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
Jobless millions whisked away
At last we have more room to play
All systems go to kill the poor tonight
Gonna Kill Kill Kill Kill
Kill the poor…Tonight
Behold the sparkle of champagne
The crime rate's gone, feel free again
Oh life's a dream with you, Miss Lily White
Jane Fonda on the screen today
Convinced the liberals it's okay
So let's get dressed and dance away the night
While they…Kill Kill Kill Kill
Kill the poor…Tonight


2.FORWARD TO DEATH

I don't need your way of life
I can't stand your attitudes
I can do without your strife
I don't need this fucking world
I don't need this fucking world
This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death
It seems so unreal to me
So much hate and so much pity
I can't take another day
It's such a bore
It gets me really sore
I don't need this fucking world
I don't need this fucking world
This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death
I'm looking forward to death


3.WHEN YA GET DRAFTED

Are you believing the morning papers? /
War is coming back in style /
There's generals here, advisers there /
And Russians nibbling everywhere /
The chessboard's filling up with red
We make more profits when we blow off their heads
Economy is looking bad
Let's start another war, when ya get drafted
Fan the fires of racist hatred
We want a total war, when ya get drafted
Drooling fingers, panic buttons
Playing with missiles like they're toys
There's easy money, easy jobs
Especially when you build the bombs
That blow big cities off the map
Just guess who profits when we build ‘em back up
Yeah, what big Business wants Big Business gets
It wants a war, when ya get drafted
Trilateral Commission goonies laugh
And scheme for more, when ya get drafted
Call the Army! Call the Navy!
Stocked with kids from slums, when ya get drafted
If you can't afford a slick attorney
We might make you a spy
Forget your demonstrations
Kids today sit on their ass, when ya get drafted
Just a six-pack and you're happy
We're prepared for, when ya get drafted


4.LET'S LYNCH THE LANDLORD

The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below
Sez, “I'm doubling the rent
Cos the building's condemned
You're gonna help me buy City Hall”
But we can, you know we can
We can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord man
I tell them “turn on the water”
I tell ‘em “turn on the heat”
Tells me “All you ever do is complain”
Then they search the place when I'm not here
But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man
There's rats chewin' up the kitchen
Roaches up to my knees
Turn the over on, it smells like Dachau, yeah
‘Til the rain pours through the ceiling
But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord, man


5.DRUG ME

I don't want to think
Don't make me care
I wanna melt in with the group
I need the balls
To leap out of my shell
And let go with my friends
Can't come up with anything I want to do
I need a project I can finish
My brain needs some stimulation
Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me
I'm so fucking tired
I gotta stay awake and get to work
I'm runnin' late
I gotta make it through the day
And make my time go by
TV and the stereo and girls are lots of fun
I want the max
I relate better loaded
“Got to see the movie stoned”
Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me
Drug me - with natural vitamin C
Drug me - with pharmaceutical speed
Drug me - with your sleeping pills
Drug me - with your crossword puzzles
Drug me - with your magazines
Drug me - with your fuck machines
With a fountain of fads
More rock and roll ads…
Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me Me Me
Finally off of work
Unwind, and watch the ball game at the bar
Another potato chip weekend
Is here at last
Go away Go away Go away Go away
Go away leave me alone
So I can't see myself
Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me


6.YOUR EMOTIONS

Your mommy told you this
And your daddy told you that
Always think like this
And never do that
You learned so many feelings
But what is there to that
Which are really yours
Or are you just a copycat
You're so boring boring boring
Always tape machine recording
You're so boring boring boring
I've heard all this before
Planless and mindless
Scraps from anywhere
Bunch of used parts
From garbage pails everywhere
Frankenstein became a monster
Just like you
Your scars only show
When someone talks to you
You're so boring boring boring
Always tape machine recording
I've heard all this before
I've heard all this before
Your emotions make you a monster


7.CHEMICAL WARFARE

Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
Been sitting there for years
I'm gonna have at it
I cut through the fence, run right in and grab it
Go crazy crazy crazy crazy…
Now I got my mustard gas in my pocket
Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it
On a country club full of Saturday golfers
So I can watch them die
Chokin' shakin' in convulsions
Go crazy crazy crazy crazy…
Chemical Warfare Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare Warfare Warfare
Panic in the air
See the headless chickens runnin'
Golf carts head on crashin'
Crackin' heads wide open
Scratch the grass, mister, you can't breathe
And roll and writhe in a sand trap
Starting to heave
Claw those clubs, lemme see you seethe
Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy
Chemical Warfare Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare Warfare Warfare
Yellow air, yellow clouds
Blowin' down down down the fairway
Sensitive to the touch
Movin' down the putting green
Heading straight for the big club house
Where the stuffed country club effervescent ladies
So carefree, relax, pose by the pool
Limber limp with a dry martini
Until…


8.CALIFORNIA ÜBER ALLES

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles and never frowns
Soon I will be president…
Carter power will soon go away
I will be Führer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower
DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California


9.I KILL CHILDREN

I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mammas cry
Crush ‘em under my car
I wanna hear them scream
Feed ‘em poison candy
To spoil their Halloween
So you're in the kids' ward
You're in there ‘cos you're ill
Now about some Pavulon
So I can see you chill
Time to hit the school bus
I think I'll shoot the tires
Offer them a helping hand
Of open telephone wires
Ever wanted to die?
Of course you have
But I won't until I get my revenge
I don't wanna see people any more
Things I never saw before
Make me see them for the shit they are
Take as many as I can away with me
Anyone can be king for a day…
So I kill children, I love to see them die
I kill children, to make their mammas cry
I kill children, I bang their heads in doors
I kill children, can hardly wait for yours…


10.STEALING PEOPLE'S MAIL

We ain't goin' to the party
We ain't goin' to the game
We ain't goin' to the disco
Ain't gonna cruise down Main
We're stealing people's mail
Stealing people's mail
Stealing people's mail
On a Friday night
Drivin' in the mountains
Winding ‘round and ‘round
Rummage through your mailboxes
Take your mail back to town
We got license plates, wedding gifts, tax return
Checks to politicians from real estate firms
Money, bills and canceled checks
Pretty funny pictures of your kids
We're stealing people's mail
On a Friday night
We're stealing people's mail
By the pale moonlight
We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful
After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
Of the private lives of you
Ha Ha
People say that we're crazy
Sick and all alone
But when we read your letters
We're rolling on the floor
We got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns Checks to politicians from real estate firms
Money, bills and canceled checks
We cut relationships with your friends
We're gonna steal your mail
On a Friday night
We're gonna steal your mail
By the pale moonlight
We better not get caught
We'll be dumped in institutions
Where we'll be drugged and shocked
‘Til we come out born-again Christians…


11.FUNLAND AT THE BEACH

Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop
Oh babe - lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the roller coaster last night
Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Through the crowded haunted house below
Oh No
Human hamburger No
And it's Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Adorn the boardwalk
See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
Oh Police! (call your lawyer first)
Make the witnesses go home
And they'll turn on the TV
And see those crushed little kids
Adorn the boardwalk


12.ILL IN THE HEAD

In a desperate mind
Little gardens grow
They grow very wide
They grow very tall
Why am I alive
Urban wonderland
By the fence I stand
In and out of hand
There are many paths
Dripping dark so dense
Do not enter here
Enter over there
People closing in
Barking at my mind
Shoving me to whine
I want all alone
I want my own home
I want my own girl
Help me hate the world
Own and love my life


13.HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA

So you been to school for a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car, thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl
Play ethnincky jazz to parade you snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know how the niggers feel the cold
And the slum's got so much soul
It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear…
It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife
You're a star-belly sneech, you suck like a leech
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich
While your boss gets richer off you
Well you'll work harder with a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers ‘til you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you go where they get things done
What you need, my son…
Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack
Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, etc….
And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul


14.VIVA LAS VEGAS

Twilight City gonna set my soul
It's gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up high
There's a thousand pretty women waiting out there
They're all waiting, they'll never make air
And I'm just the devil with a lung to spare, so
(Chorus)
Viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas
How I wish that there were more
Than the 24 hours in the day
Even if I ran out of speed, boy
I wouldn't sleep a minute of the way
Oh that blackjack and poker and the roulette wheel
I'll poach your money lost on every deal
All you need is sonar and nerves of steel, so
(Chorus)
Viva Las Vegas
Where the neon signs flash your name
The one-arm bandits cash in
All soap's down the drain
Viva Las Vegas
Turning day into nighttime
Turning night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again
Gotta keep on running
Gonna have me some money
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke
Then I'll always remember that
I had a swingin' time
Oh, I'm gonna give it everything I've got
Lady Luck's with me, the dice stay hot
Got coke up my nose to dry away the snot, so
(Chorus)
Viva, viva Las Vegas