1. TWISTING BY THE POOL


We're going on a holiday now
Gonna take a villa, a small chalet
On the Costa del Magnifico
Where the cost of living is so low
Yeah, we're gonna be so neat
Dance to the Eurobeat
Yeah, we're gonna be so cool
Twisting by the pool

Sitting in a small cafe now
Swing, swing, swinging to the cabaret
You wanna see a movie, take in a show now
Meet new people at the disco
Yeah, we're gonna be so neat
Dance to the Eurobeat
Yeah, we're gonna be so cool
Twisting by the pool

And we can still get information
Reading all about inflation
And you're never gonna be out of reach
There's a call box on the beach
Mmm, you're gonna be so cute
Sunglasses and a bathing suit
Be the baby of my dreams
Like the ladies in the magazines

Yeah, we're gonna be so neat
Dance to the Eurobeat
Yeah, we're gonna be so cool
Twisting by the pool
I'm just a twisting fool
Just twisting, yeah, twisting
Twisting by the pool.




2. BADGES POSTERS STICKERS AND T-SHIRTS



Me and my mate we think you're great

Some we like and some we hate

I know him I've seen him on the adverts

Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts



You were bloody great last time you come

I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum

Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts

Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts



So how'd you get a start in show biz

My mate's as good on the drums as he is

My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked

Please sign my jacket on the back



All them badges made of plastic

I think they're great, just fantastic

I'm unemployed, he's still at school

He gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a fool


You don't half sweat a lot up there

Have you got showers in here?

You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts

Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts


Yeah, me and my mate like AC-DC

Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy

My mom says we're a pair of perverts

Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

C'mon mister

We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain

Now we've missed the frigging train.

Hey! can I have one of them lagers?

Thanks very much, mate. Can 'e have one?

a-one, a-two, a-one two three four...



3. TWO YOUNG LOVERS


It was the last day of summer
It was the first of a new romance
He walked into her on the corner
She said, ’i don’t dance’

He said, ’baby let me teach you’
She said, ’o.k., when? ’
He said, ’how can I reach you baby
I’d really like to see you again’

He picked her up on a friday night
He took her for a bite to eat
His heart was beating and his hands were shaking
She thought he was sweet

And he stood on her shoes on the dance floor
Well, they were doing it cheek to cheek
And he walked her home and he kissed her
He was walking on air all week

Well, they couldn’t stand to be apart
They couldn’t leave one another alone
Her mama used to say, ’it’s getting late sweetheart
It’s time that boy went home’

And upstairs papa kissed mama
And she gave him a sweet caress
He said, ’here’s to the two young lovers
Let’s wish ’em every happiness’

It was the last day of summer
They came walking home hand in hand
They went and told her mama
They showed her the wedding band

Mama cried and poured the wine
Papa just said God bless
Now, here’s to the two young lovers
Let’s wish ’em every happiness



4. IF I HAD YOU



Oo-ooo if I had you, yeah the things that I could do
Honey, if I had you

Now I could sing like an angel, fly just like a bird
Sing you the best love song you ever heard.
I could be a poet like mohammed ali,
Float like a butterfly, sting just like a, just like a bee.

Mmm, ooo, if I had you, ahhh the things that I could do
If I had you.

Now I’d go get your name tattooed on my chest,
Well it’d just say ’my baby, my baby, she’s the best.’
I could be your superman, you could be my lois lane
I could be a tarzan, you could be my sweet jane - if you wanted to.

Mmm if I had you, ah the things that I could do
If I had you.

Yeah one more time...

Ooo if I had, only had you, yeah the things that I could do,

Oh boy
Only if I had you.

So come on dance with me baby, don’t let me go.
Yeah dance with me baby, don’t let me go.
Baby don’t let me, don’t let me
Don’t let me go, oh no...