1. MR MOTHERFUCKER

Fuck you, get out of my face
White trash straight from outer space
Kick the shit right out of you
Leave you in the rear view
I've told you once before, you're gonna piss me off
And after tonight, the world's gonna' know my name
Then then they'll call me...

Mr. Motherfucker (x8)

Punch you in the fucking face
It just makes me feel great
And I don't give a goddamn, that's just the way that I am
There's nothing left to say but fuck you anyway
But after tonight, the world's gonna' know my name
Then they'll call me...

Mr. Motherfucker (x8)

There's nothing left to say, but "Fuck you" anyway
And after tonight, the world's gonna' know my name
Then they'll call me...

Mr. Motherfucker (x8)


2. TWIST MY SISTER

Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-Oh my God
Thou shalt not take any more shit
And I'll split my sister in her motherfucking lip

I'll grab her by the hair
And swing her in the air

Twist my, twist my, twist my sister (x4)

Jimmy crack corn and I don't give a fuck
I'll take a butcher knife and
And ram it in her fucking gut
I'll do a chicken dance over her dead body
This is gonna hurt you more than me

I'll grab her by the hair
And swing her in the air

Twist my, twist my, twist my sister (x4)


3. LET'S GO TO WAR

I'm the motherfucking wrench
Thrown in the gears
Everything was great til I got here
I'm a bad guy inside and out
Put your faith in me and I'll spit it out
And I admit, I'm a basketcase
With lipstick smeared across my face
Cocked and loaded can't shut me up
Blame it on the music to cover it up

Hey stupid, don't suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destory til there is no more
Put your helmet on let's go to war
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Some things are better left unsaid
But I'll like to see a bullet in your head
Charge the damage to my card
And I'll see you on the Graveyard Blvd.
Have a boot to the face, it's on me
Hard to talk shit with no fucking teeth
Spit 'em out, spit 'em out all in a row
So pucker up sucker here's one for the road

Hey stupid, don't suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destory til there is no more
Put your helmet on let's go to war
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Shut your face and open your eyes
You whole fucking life was a lie
And everything that you stood for
Just had its ass kicked out the door
Well I am rubber and you are glue
I'll beat the mother fucking shit outta you
You're pro-life and I'm pro-death
And I'll throw you from the tree and break your fucking neck

Hey stupid, don't suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destory til there is no more
Put your helmet on let's go to war
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go


4. DIE MY BRIDE

I'd rather cut you up than the wedding cake,
And your bloody guts on my rented tux,
And I do I do I do wanna kill you,
'Til death do us part, I'll tear us apart

Now I kiss your cold dead lips,
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips,
And I smear the cake right in your face,
Let your God take you to a better place

I loved you to death (x2)
Die, die, die, die my bride (x2)

All you ever ment to me,
Was absolutely nothing,
With this ring now I thee wed,
Don't wanna kiss you bitch, wanna bash your head.

I loved you to death (x2)
Die, die, die, die my bride (x4)


5. SCREWDRIVER

(No lyrics available)


6. SCARY SONG

There's something underneath your bed,
Pull the sheets up over your head,
you hear something what was that?
Boo

Afraid of things that go bump in the night,
The candle in the pumpkin is the only light,
So get ready for the fright og your life. Yeah

Baby let me sing you a scary song,
Put on your halloween mask and sing along,
It's a creature feature baby from dusk til dawn,
Baby let me sing you a scary song,

He walks tall and carries a butcher knife
The boogieman only wants to take your life,
Can't kill him off, he'll just come right back in part two.
Boo.

Baby let me sing you a scary song,
Put on your halloween mask and sing along,
It's a creature feature baby from dusk til dawn,
Baby let me sing you a scary song.


7. RAMBO

R-A-M-B-O
Blow em up like Rambo

He is a killing machine,
He's the best combat vet that you've ever seen,
And now he's all alone
and what you call hell he calls home,
he was just walking the streets,
Some cop had to push his authority,
He just wanted some lunch,
But when they fucked with Rambo, they fucked up,

R-A-M-B-O
Blow 'em up like Rambo

You need an army against this man,
And don't forget a good supply of body bags,
one thing he'll say to you,
"Murdock, i'm coming after you"

R-A-M-B-O
Blow 'em up like Rambo


8. I LOVE ME

I love me (x4)

Looked in the mirror, it was love at first sight,
I proposed to myself just last night,
and I don't need no one to run my life,
I love myself cause I can love me right,

I love me (x4)

Baby baby can't you see,
I can't love you 'cause I love me,
And I wont ever, ever, ever cheat on me,
So fuck off baby cause I love me,

I love me (x4)

I don't need you, motherfucker
Need you motherfucker,
I just don't care.

I love me (x5)


9. FULL METAL JACKOFF

Mother fucker your to blame
Your the reason I'm this way
You gave me shit every day
And I turn the shit around and
Pointed it your way oh yeah

Be all you can be
Your the biggest asshole I've ever seen
And when you die they'll write on your grave
Here lies an asshole with shit for brains

Your a
Full metal jackoff (x6)

Those zombie's clothes
Don't make you god
So you can walk with your camaflage
Americunt, you would give you soul
But I give mine to rock and roll

Your a
Full metal jackoff (x3)

Your a
Full metal jackoff (x3)
Oh yeah

Your a
Full metal jackoff (x3)

Your a
Full metal jackoff (x3)

Yeah, what a jackoff


10. CROSSDRESSING G.D.S.O.B.

I wear lipstick and I wear a dress,
High heels I stand when I piss,
And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe,
'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch (x2)
Yeah!

And I don't care if you approve,
What the fuck is that gonna do?
'Coz I ain't got nothing better to do,
Than piss off motherfuckers like you,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch (x4)
Yeah!

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch (x4)
Son of a bitch (x4)


11. I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND

I don't wanna be your friend
I don't wanna be your pale
I don't wanna be your buddy, your neighbour, your space
Can't you see I don't care
Can't you understand
I don't wanna be your friend
And you call me on my phone
Every single day yeah
And you try to say those things
All those things that you wanted to say
And all we have is gone
And he ain't never coming home
Just go away
Go away and leave me alone
Can't you understand
I Don't Wanna Be Your Friend


12. STD's

STD's don't bother of me now (x4)
I'll be dead before too long
And all the things I do kill them all
I'll be dead before too long


13. MOTEL KILLAFORNIA

"In six months, you're gonna be the biggest rock 'n' roll star in the whole world"
"I know"

You wanted to be a big rockstar,
Lots of money, fancy cars,
So you could put a gun to your head,
Pull the trigger, you're better off dead

[Chorus]
Because you lie, lie, your life's a big lie,
You say you try, try, you know you never tried,
And then you cry, cry, and say you wanna die,
Well I say die, die, and check yourself in at the...
...Motel Killafornia (x4)

You needed someone to hold your hand,
You needed someone to understand,
I only understand one thing,
You are nothing but a weak human being

[Chorus]

You needed someone to hold your hand,
You needed someone to understand,
I only understand one thing,
You are nothing but a weak human being

[Chorus]


14. SHE'S A MAN

PEMS with a cock in my dress
And a 13 on my head
I dress to depress
I put the death in crossdress
I spin my hair like Linda Blair
She's a man (x6)

That girl's a man
Like Frankenstein I'm a fashionable guy
I've got dead big sex appeal
I'm a scared up mess
A walking corpse in a dress
Like Mötley Crüe I've got the look that kill
She's a man (x6)

That girl's a man
She's a man (x6)

That girl's a man
She's a man
She ain't a boy
She ain't a girl
She's a man


15. FOOT IN MOUTH

Shut up, before you choke yourself,
Talking with a foot in your mouth must hurt like hell,

Hallelujah, what's it to ya?

[Chorus]
Yeah you talk, talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth (x2)
You got something to say, every fucking day,
Yeah you talk, talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth

Shut up, you've done said enough,
Have a warm glass of shut the hell up,

Hallelujah, what's it to ya?

[Chorus]

Yeah you talk, talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth
Talk, talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth (x3)

[Chorus]


16. GOING TO HELL

Hey! Hey! Hey!(x7)

You're sinning every single day
The good ol' Christian way
You pray to God or go to Hell,
No thanks, I'll go the other way

[Chorus]
And I'm going to Hell
Going to Hell (x3)
I might as well!

Thou shalt not care
About anything
I said "Kill thy neibour
And everything in the way!"

[Chorus]

Going to Hell (x3)
I might as well!

Going to Hell (Hey! Hey! Hey!) (x4)
I might as well (Hey! Hey! Hey!)