1. I am bored to death, I'm just so bored of the human race
I'm so bored with life, and it don't matter what I say
I'm so sick of school, just so sick of that golden rule
I'm so sick of you, and I'm getting real sick of me

I am bored to death, I don't care where the world has been
I am bored to death, and I don't know where it's headed to
I am bored to death, I don't care where the world has been
I am bored to death, and I don't know where it's headed to

Just don't like you anyway, so sick of your golden way
I don't like faries, and I don't like fools, but it don't matter anyway
Just don't matter what I say, ain't gonna change a fuckin' thing
I don't like faries, and I don't like fools, so get the fuck away from me

I am bored to death, I don't care where the world has been
I am bored to death, and I don't know where it's headed to
I am bored to death, I don't care where the world has been
I am bored to death, and I don't know where it's headed to

I am bored to death, I don't care where the world has been
I am bored to death, and I don't know where it's headed to
I am bored to death, I don't care where the world has been
I am bored to death, and I don't know where it's headed to
2. Beat, beat, beat, be my beat girl
I don't care if it hurts, I'll start to scream
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Come on bitch and take a chance
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Get yourself a treat

Beat, beat, beat, beat on me bitch
If it squirts, I'ma start to itch
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Come on over here and
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
I'ma start to scream

Beat, beat, beat, beat on me bitch
I don't care if it starts to itch, no
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Come on over here and you'll see
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Get yourself a treat
3. Look out world, I'm a sub-machine gun for you
Shooting out bullets, gonna kill ya too
Jumping up and down, screamin' in the night
Takin' orders from the man, it's gonna drive me wild

Well, I'm a one man army baby
That's all I need
I'm a one man army baby
I shoot bullets in the streets
A one man bullet
Gonna shoot the army down
I take my own orders and I kill everyone
I don't want around

Well, I'm shooting up every night at ten
Ya best believe that it ain't gonna happen again
Gonna go out in the street, put my sub-machine down
Them bullets are flyin', layin' people on the ground

Well, I'm a one man army baby
That's all I need
I'm a one man army baby
I shoot bullets in the streets
A one man bullet
Gonna shoot the army down
I take my own orders and I kill everyone
I don't want around
4. You think you're on my ass girl but that ain't true
It's the only thing that reminds me of you
All fat and hairy and covered with zits
When you open your mouth out comes shit

Assface honey that's what you got
Sus moi gris baby, you can suck my nut
Assface - yeah! - that's what I said
In place of a face, you've got an ass instead

Don't look who's sitting where it don't belong
Gonna find some rope that's good and strong
Gonna hang you from the highest tree
We won't take no shit, you'll see!

Assface honey that's what you got
Sus moi gris baby, you can suck my nut
Assface - yeah! - that's what I said
In place of a face, you've got an ass instead

Well, I'll get you back girl, one way or another
Get away merle, no, she ain't got a brother
I wanna fuck with somebodies head
Because your neck is turning red

Assface honey that's what you got
Sus moi gris baby, you can suck my nut
Assface - yeah! - that's what I said
In place of a face, you've got an ass instead

5. “Hi girls, how's business?“
“Oh, picking up”
“You girls got time for a quick cup of coffee? I could use a break, my feet are killing me”
“Jesus, we'd like to, but we got a client. Should be here any time now”
“ Sounds like a live one, he wants 10 of us. Big spender too, and there's 100 bucks a piece in it for us”
“ 100? Sounds like a long night for you two. I'd be careful if I where you though, could be a weird-o, you know?“
“Excuse me, ladies, my name's Michael Todd and I represent The Jabbers. I believe we've got a little business arrangement, would you walk this way please?”

6. Hey on the corner with all the boys
(Cheri love affair now)
Watch me girls...
(Cheri love affair now, baby)
You're lookin' really good
(Cheri love affair now)
Tonight, I'll be your bundle of joy

Sometimes I want you around
And other times? I don't know where to be found
Hangin' out can surely get me down
(Cheri love with you...)

All the guys say you're really keen
(Cheri love affair now)
But I know... I've seen!
(Cheri love affair now, baby)
They think that I'm fillin' them
(Cheri love affair now)
But I know what you're selling men

Sometimes I want you around
And other times? I don't know where to be found
Hangin' out can surely get me down
(Cheri love with you...)

You're lookin' good, yeah, you're lookin' neat
(Cheri love affair now)
Mmmmmm, baby, you're lookin' sweet!
(Cheri love affair now, baby)
Awww baby, you're lookin' hot
(Cheri love affair now)
I want'cha baby, what you got!

Sometimes I want you around
And other times? I don't know where to be found
Hangin' out can surely get me down
(Cheri love with you...)

Ooh baby, ooh yeah
(Cheri love affair now)
Lookin' at you is like a cheri love affair
(Cheri love affair now, baby)
Mean magazines, film supremes
(Cheri love affair now)
Lookin' at you make me cream in my jeans
(Cheri love affair now, baby)
Got a nice body, got a real nice face
(Cheri love affair now)
I'd like to take ya to a real nice place!

Sometimes I want you around
And other times? I don't know where to be found
Hangin' out can surely get me down
(Cheri love with you...)
7. Everything you do is the same
(Same, same!)
Over and over, it's like a game
(Game, game!)
Think you're miss high society
(Wow-wee!)
Fuckin' all the rockstars that you meet
(But me!)

Makes no sense the things you do or say girl
(Auuuutomaaatic...)
'Cause everything you say comes back to me
(Auuuutomaaatic...)
Don't go playin' with me emotionally
(Auuuutomaaatic...)
Or I will make you bleed internally
(Auuuutomaaatic...)

Think you are Mr. Know-it-all
(Know all!)
Standards high, but your value's small
(Small, small!)
Class-a assholes tellin' you what to do
(What to do!)
If you're from boston, you gotta be cool...
(Fuck you!)

Makes no sense the things you do or say girl
(Auuuutomaaatic...)
'Cause everything you say comes back to me
(Auuuutomaaatic...)
Don't go playin' with me emotionally
(Auuuutomaaatic...)
Or I will make you bleed internally
(Auuuutomaaatic...)
8. Well, I need adventure
Yes I do, I need adventure every day
Gotta have fast cars, wild women
Gotta have my fun and play all day
I need a wild woman
I need a girl to go down on me
Yeah, I need adventure
Just the kind that they promised you and me

Well, I need adventure
Give me danger, I'll take it in any way
I'll take all that you can throw at me
Ain't nobody gettin' in my way
And then some wild women
I need some girls to go down on me
I need adventure
Just the kind that they promised you and me

Well, I need adventure
C'mon boys and lets show 'em what we can do
We're gonna have a wild, wild party
Gonna break out a bottle of whiskey or two
And then some wild women
I need some girls like you for free
Yeah, I need adventure
Just the kind that they promised you and me

9. Well, I'm just sick and tired
Of talkin' on the phone
Sitting in your room
Conversing all alone
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talkin'
'Bout everybody else
But what you'd really rather do
Is talk about yourself, so...

Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Ya don't talk to me (don't talk)
You don't talk to me...

Not even a word, not even a whisper
Just button your lip!

Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Ya don't talk to me (don't talk)

Ya ought to have a case
Of bloody laryngitis
We're sittin' in a room
With no one there beside us
Cause we're sick and tired of listening
To your moronic shit
Why don't you just shut your mouth
Stop acting like a twit

Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Ya don't talk to me (don't talk)

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch
Chatter, chatter, chatter...

You talk to me all night
But I don't know what's the matter
When ya yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak
Yak-yak-yak-yak-yack!
I'd like to tie your hands and feet
Put ya in a sack!

Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Ya don't talk to me (don't talk)

Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Ya don't talk to me
10. I'll tell you a story, what happened a long time-a
And it won't happen any more, more, more, more, more, more
You tell that girl everything that you wanted to
And then she wanted a little bit more, more, more, more, more, more

Girls, girls are, they are so unpredictable
You can't believe what they tell you
Unpredictable, you gotta throw it away
Girls are so unpredictable, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull

You tell that girl everything that you wanted to
And then she wanted a little bit more, more, more, more, more, more
You tell her you don't want to see her pretty little face again, so
You don't go knocking at my door, door, door, door, door, door

Girls, girls are, they are so unpredictable
You can't believe what they tell you
Unpredictable, you gotta throw it away
Girls are so unpredictable, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull

You tell that girl everything that you wanted to
And then she wanted a little bit more, more, more, more, more, more
You tell her you don't want to see her pretty little face again, so
You don't go knocking at my door, door, door, door, door, door

Girls, girls are, they are so unpredictable
You can't believe what they tell you
Unpredictable, you gotta throw it away
Girls are so unpredictable, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull



11. 1980's rock 'n' roll, 1980's rock 'n' roll

Another decade has come and faded
Another 10 years in front of you
To keep us all from going insane
All we gotta do is keep on playin'

Rock 'n' roll, 1980's
Rock 'n' roll, just the ladies
Rock 'n' roll, turn it up louder
Rock 'n' roll, never been prouder
1980's...
1980's rock 'n' roll, 1980s rock n roll

C'mon along, it's a rock 'n' roll party
So bring your friends and don't be tardy
You're so far, but you'll never be in
Until you hear what's happenin'

Rock 'n' roll, just the ladies
Rock 'n' roll, 1980's
Rock 'n' roll, turn it up louder
Rock 'n' roll, never been prouder
1980's...
1980's rock 'n' roll, 1980s rock n roll

Rock 'n' roll, 1980's
Rock 'n' roll, just the ladies
Rock 'n' roll, turn it up louder
Rock 'n' roll, never been prouder
1980's...