1. HAMMER HORROR

Kick out the cat / turn back the clock
Ain't life sweet baby look what I got
They took the TV honey
Oh babe now they took the car
I skipped the bills yeah
And I've been drinking at the bar

Ain't life a treat, it ain't so sweet
When you're down on down / down on down

The bank's foreclosing
And there's a foot inside my door
The telephone's not ringing
And I can't take it anymore

I'm off the track / my last six pack
And I'm down on down / going down
Ain't life a treat it ain't so sweet
When you're going down / down on down

Hit me Shorty

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My God the kids are screaming
And the help she ain't been paid
My baby upped and left me
Well I hope she's getting laid

Ain't life a treat it ain't so sweet
When you're down on down / going down
I'm just bad luck looks like I got stuck
Down on down / down on down

I took it to the limit, now I'm really in it
Going down / right on down
Just like the I.R.S. oh, more is less
Going down / down on down


2. COFFEE HOMEGROUND

Down is your cellar
You're gettin' into makin' poison
You slipped some on the side into my glass of wine
And I don't want any coffee [Incomprehensible] homeground

Offer me a chocolate
No thank you, spoil my diet, know your game
Tell me just how come, these smell of bitter almonds?
It's a no no to your coffee [Incomprehensible] homeground

Pictures of crippin'
Lipstick smeared
Torn wallpaper
Aren't these walls got ears here?

You won't get me with your belladonna in the coffee
And you won't get me with your arsenic in the pot of tea
And you won't get me in a hole to rot with your hemlock
On the rocks

Where does the plumbers
Who went a missin' here on Monday?
There was a tall man with his companion and I
And I bet you gave them coffee [Incomprehensible] homeground

Maybe you're lonely
And only want a little company
Keep your recipes for the rats to eat
And may they rest in peace with coffee [Incomprehensible] homeground

Pictures of crippin'
Lipstick smeared
Torn wallpaper
Aren't these walls got ears here?

You won't get me with your belladonna, in the coffee
And you won't get me with your arsenic, in the pot of tea
And you won't put me in a six-foot plot, with your hemlock
On the rocks

With your hemlock on the rocks
"Noch ein Glas, mein Liebchen?"
With your hemlock on the rocks
With your hemlock on the rocks
"Es schmeckt wunderbahr!"
With your hemlock on the rocks
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With your hemlock on the rocks
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With your hemlock on the rocks
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