1. MASKED INTRUDER

M-A-S-K-E-D I-N-T-R-U-D-E-R
Masked Intruder!


2. 25 TO LIFE

Some people say that love is a prison,
And you're locked up
Whenever you're in it.
Well I don't buy it.
And anyway, if being locked away just meant
Waking up next to you everyday,
Well I wouldn't mind it.
In a world of nightmares,
You're a sweet, sweet dream...
Just about the prettiest thing that I've ever seen.
I've been waiting so long for a girl like you to come by.
Tell me baby, will you be mine for 25 to life?

If I was accused of digging you,
Loving every little thing you do,
Well I couldn't deny it.
And if they wanted to sentence me to a life time of loving you tenderly,
Well I'd be delighted.
In a lifelong winter time you're the first day of spring.
Just about the prettiest thing that I've ever seen.
I've been waiting so long for a girl like you to come by.
Tell me baby, will you be mine for 25 to life?


3. HOW DO I GET TO YOU

When you're right, you're right, and I know it cause I've seen it all my life
That you're right that you just can't charm a lady with a knife
But that sucks, cause it's all I know how to do
Girl, please tell me, how do I get to you?

All I know that you don't think that I could ever be the boy for you
But I do and I want to make you feel the same way too
So come on, don't you know my love is true?
Girl, please tell me, how do I get to you?

Please tell me how, how do I get to you?
Please tell me how, how do I get to you?

Well it's hard to embark on a quest for love when you're locked up in jail
Send you mail, but get every letter back return to sender
What the fuck? Don't you know my love is true?
Oh girl, please tell me, how do I get to you?

Please tell me how, how do I get to you?
Please tell me how, how do I get to you?
Please tell me how, how do I get to you?
Please tell me how, please tell me how, how do I get to you?


4. I DON'T WANN BE ALONE TONIGHT

I Don't Wanna Be Alone Tonight.
You Don't Wanna Be Alone Tonight.
I don't see why you and me can't be together
whenever we don't wanna be alone tonight.
I Don't Wanna Be Alone Tonight.
You Don't Wanna Be Alone Tonight.
I don't see why you and me can't be together
whenever we don't wanna be alone tonight.

When you think that you're all alone
and you're feeling blue,
just take a look in your back yard...
I'm here for you.
I'm here for you.
I'm here for you-uhu.

I Don't Wanna Be Alone Tonight...


5. UNREQUITED LOVE

I'm in love, unrequited love
Nobody cares for me
I'm in love, I'm in unrequited love
Nobody cares for me

Every single day is lonelier than the last
Cried so many tears that I had to wring out my mask
Eating my banana splits alone is awful cold
And life's so lonely when there's no one there to hold
Seems cold and lonely is the way it's always gonna be

'Cause I'm in love, unrequited love
Nobody cares for me
Yeah I'm in love, I'm in unrequited love
Nobody cares for me

Every single day is lonelier than the last
Cried so many tears that I had to wring out my mask
Eating my banana splits alone is awful cold
And life's so lonely when there's no one there to hold
Seems cold and lonely is the way it's always gonna be

I'm in love, unrequited love
Nobody cares for me
I'm in love, I'm in unrequited love
Nobody cares for me

'Cause I'm in love, unrequited love
Nobody cares for me
I'm in love, I'm in unrequited love
Nobody cares for me

Nobody cares for me


6. BREAKIN'

I'm breaking in
cause you broke my heart
and I'm all broke up
since we broke apart
and I'm breaking down
now that you're not around.
And I'm breaking out to save my skin
and ditch this broken situation that you left me in
when I heard you say
"officer, take him away".

And I'm breaking down,
now that you're not around,
since you broke the news
that I was not the one for you.


7. HEART SHAPED GUITAR

Girl, ever since I
first saw you I knew
you were the one for me.
I just want you to know
how I feel,
that's why I'm standing here
at 3am
out in your front yard
singing you a love song
on a Heart Shaped Guitar.
And I hope you hear me,
and I hope you care,
and you put on a smile,
and you come down stairs.

Dude, you're freaking me out,
seriously.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I don't even know you.
I'm calling the cops.
Why are you standing there
at 3 am
out in my front yard
singing stupid love songs
on a Heart Shaped Guitar?
And I don't wanna hear it
cause I don't even care.
The police are on their way,
so just stay right there.

Girl / Dude
ever since I / You're freaking me out
First saw you I knew / Seriously
You were the one for me. I / Don't even know you
Just want you to know / I'm calling the cops
How I feel / What are you doing
That's why I'm standing here.
at 3am
out in your / my front yard
singing you a love song / singing stupid love songs
on a Heart Shaped Guitar.
And I hope you hear me,
and I hope you care / The police are on their way,
so just stay right there.
I love you. / Get real dude.
I need you / You need mental help.
I'll do anything. / Stay away from me.
I need your love.


8. AM I ONLY DREAMING

I can see you baby,
in your window,
looking down at me.
And I wanna know what's on your mind right now.
Tell me what are the odds of a pretty broad like you
liking a guy like me?
Do I have a shot,
or Am I Only Dreaming?

Well I guess I must be a pretty sorry sight to see.
I get turned down more than the beds at a Super 8.
Tell me, what's the chance of a little romance between you and me?
Do I have a shot,
or Am I Only Dreaming?
Am I Only Dreaming?

Tell me what are the odds of a pretty broad like you
liking a guy like me?
Tell me, what's the chance of a little romance,
come on and break it to me honestly.
Tell me what's the over under?
Can you even hear the thunder that's booming in my heart, baby?
Do I have a shot,
or Am I Only Dreaming?
Am I Only Dreaming?


9. STICK 'EM UP

Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up
I got a knife, motherfucker, Stick 'Em Up
Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up
I got a knife, motherfucker, Stick 'Em Up

I got a knife, it's a switchblade.
I think It's time for me to get paid.
Gimme your money, don't hesitate
or you'll regret it.
Here in the alley, it's just you and me...
and the homeless dude, but he's asleep.
Gimme your fuckin' money, I repeat.

I got a knife, I got a knife, I got a knife....
Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up
I got a knife, motherfucker, Stick 'Em Up
Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up
I got a knife, motherfucker, Stick 'Em Up

I got your money now I gotta flee.
Don't try to send nobody after me,
I got your address off your id
and don't forget it.
I'll take your money on a shopping spree.
First the liquor store, then QVC.
It's like a merry Christmas, just for me.

I got a knife, I got a knife, I got a knife....
Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up
I got a knife, motherfucker, Stick 'Em Up
Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up, Stick 'Em Up
I got a knife, motherfucker, Stick 'Em Up


10. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME IN REAL LIFE

I had a dream that we walked hand in hand
in the summer sun.
You were eating a popsicle and we were
having so much fun.
We made out under the stars, you told me I'm the only one.
So why don't you love me in real life?

Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms.
I tried to get some in real life
but just set off your burglar alarm.
Why are you calling the cops, baby?
I don't mean you any harm.
Why don't you love me in real life?

Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
Why don't you love me in real life?

Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms.
I tried to get some in real life, honey
but just set off your burglar alarm.
Why are you calling 911
I don't mean you any harm.
Why don't you love me in real life?

Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
Why don't you love me in real life?


11. HELLO BEAUTIFUL

Hello Beautiful.
Won't you tell me where you have been all my life?
Where you hid yourself away these lonely nights
I've wasted without you.
Hello Beautiful.
I can tell just by the look that's in your eyes
that you don't consider this a nice surprise
finding me here in your house.
It may be true that I came here to rob you.
Please believe that's something I would not do
now that you blew me away.
I'm gonna spend every day
looking forward to when I can finally say that I got you.
Hello Beautiful.
Won't you tell me where you have been all my life?..


12. WISH YOU WERE MINE

All I want to say to you
Is that I wish you were mine
All I want to do to you, oh, oh
Is everything all the time

What I really think of you
Is you were sent from above
And all I'll ever ask of you
Is all of your love

But you lock yourself in your castle
Away from the pain and hassle
Oh, baby, can't you see
That you are locking out my love, as well?

I want you to show me romance
Won't you give a lonely masked man a chance?
Until you do I will be blue
And living here in my own private hell

'Cause I wish you were mine
You know I wish you were mine
Yeah, I wish you were mine
I wish you were mine

All I want to say to you
Is that I wish you were mine
And all I want to do to you, oh, oh
Is everything all the time

You lock yourself in your castle
Away from the pain and hassle
Oh, baby, can't you see
That you are locking out my love, as well?

I want you to show me romance
Won't you give a lonely masked man a chance?
'Til you do I will be blue
And living here in my own private hell

'Cause I wish you were mine
I wish you were mine
You know I wish you were mine
I wish you were mine

I wish you were mine


13. CRAZY

I don't want to admit it,
but I'm crazy for you.
And I know that I won't be acquitted,
but I'm crazy for you.
You've got me so mixed up
that I don't know what to do.
The court declared me sane
but I know it isn't true.
Cause I-I'm crazy for you.

I made some bad decisions.
Cause I'm crazy for you.
And now they're gonna throw me in prison.
Cause I'm crazy for you.
This ain't no case of temporary insanity.
The way I feel about you,
I know I'll always be crazy.
I'm crazy for you.