1. INTRODUCTION

Squeeeaky squeak! yayy!


2. BE MY FRIEND

There's a girl across the street from me
I buried her son beneath a tree
I don't know why she's mad at me
He was stinking up my garage, you see

I met a cute boy, he liked my smile
We fell in love for a little while
He kissed me on the lips, and it tasted sweet
So I chopped him into pieces and cooked his meat

Serial killers are people too
If you take away the voices I'm just like you
I'll hack you up and bury you in my yard
But why does making friends have to be so very hard?

I made a dress from a choir girl's skin
I wore it to church, the preacher said I'd sinned
Forgive me Father for my fashion crime
Your skin is so nice I'll use yours next time

Serial killers are people too
If you take away the voices I'm just like you
I'll hack you up and bury you in my yard
But why does making friends have to be so very hard?

La la la la la la la...


3. BRIEF CANDLE

Sleeping beauty
Thing of the past
Dreams like this weren't made to last
Open my eyes to find a hand is shaking me

Horror story
Thing of the past
Nightmares were not made to last
Closing my eyes to find a true awakening

Brief candle; burn away
I will die another day
Goblins in my passageway
Cannot keep this life at bay

War story
Thing of the past
Soldiers were not made to last
Ears full of gunfire and eyes full of blood
A casualty

Love story
Thing of the past
Innocence was not made to last
All that remains of him is a child inside of me

Brief candle; burn away
I will die another day
Goblins in my passageway
Cannot keep this life at bay


4. UFO

"Following the light of the sun, we left the old world"
- Christopher Columbus

White faces
New places
New races
Disgraces

Soothsayers
Game players
Tomb raiders
Say your prayers

Friend or foe?
UFO

New disease
From the seas
Pretty please
On your knees

"This is the war of the future.
Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination."
- Adolf Hitler

“I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the
Almighty Creator."
- Adolf Hitler

Friend or foe?
UFO

"This is the war of the future"
- Adolf Hitler


5. BULIMIA

There are tears in my soup
And I'm eating my sorrow
There is snot in my macaroni
It's salty
There was love in my life
And it binged on my sorrow
When I went to the restroom
It was purging
Bulimia
In the toilet of life
Are my tears and my sorrow
As I pull down the handle
They are swirling
To the sewers of life
Go my tears and my sorrow
And I'm empty of macaroni
After hurling
Bulimia


6. ROSES

Roses
Blood red roses
Roses

Roses
In deep Ellum
Roses

Zombies
Won't you smell my
Roses?

Sirens
Singing for my
Roses


7. PLUMES OF DEATH

Falling I'm falling
I swim through the desert
Drowning I'm drowning
I can't feel my hands

Kiss me it's over
Red River Red Rover
A storm in the desert
Is one with the sand

Walking on water
I sing of my fathers
Lobotomy CIA
Murder and fame

Kill me it's over
Red River Red Rover
The free man inherits
A fortune of shame


8. FIGHT

Am I crazy?
Am I deranged?
Am I crazy,
Or have things changed?

You can have it
I won't fight
You can have it
I won't fight

Pull the trigger
I won't fight
Pull the trigger
I won't fight


9. PRETTY SONG

Something tells me that
I've kissed a fool
Something tells me that
Not a word you say is true
Something tells me that
I'm being used

But that's okay
I couldn't love you anyway

Something told me
In your pretty eyes
That those lips of yours
Were softly telling lies
I could hold you till
The day I die

But that's okay
I couldn't love you anyway

You were mine last night
And gone today
Like a broken toy
I've been thrown away
Captured by your talons
A bird of prey

But that's okay
I couldn't love you anyway


10. PAO

一二三四五六七八
不要惹我
不让对你不客气
不要爱我
不让对你不客气
不要离开
不要伤害
跑!!
不要惹我
不让对你不客气


11. MONSTER

In a dark and scary night
When everyone's asleep
I hold my breath with all my might
Careful not to make a peep

For I'm afraid if I should make
But one little tiny sound
A monster will take a wooden stake
And nail me to the ground

I can see a monster's shadow
Monster in my head
I can taste a monster's breath
A monster in my bed

Thunder rumbles down the hallway
Footsteps shake the floor
I pray the Lord my soul to take
As light streams through the door

I can see a monster's shadow
Monster in my head
I can taste a monster's breath
A monster in my bed


12. RAMBLINGS OF THE UNGODLY

Loneliness and ugliness
Loneliness and ugliness

I am more ugly than lonely

Pink Floyd is teasing me
With understanding of my depravity

I don't want to go to work today
I wonder what they would say

And life drags me along

Loneliness and ugliness
Loneliness and ugliness

I am more ugly than lonely
Lonely

I am more ugly than lonely
Lonely


13. I AM A VIKING

I am a Viking
I'm going out to war
I've got death upon my mind

And I was leaving
Oh yesterday
I've got no fear in my heart

As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away, far away, into the sea yeah

I am a warrior
My mind is set to kill
Life or death is on the line

I am a slayer
And you will taste my steel
I've got your life right in my hand

As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away, far away, into the sea yeah

You are a loser
And it's such a shame
That you're a fool, and you don't know

That I'm a viking
I'll walk all over you
And by my sword you will die

As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away, far away, into the sea yeah


14. WE'RE ONE-EYED DOLL

We're One-Eyed Doll
Yeah!
We're One-Eyed Doll
Yeah!
We're only a drummer a drummer
A drummer and Kimberly

We're One-Eyed Doll
Yeah!
We're One-Eyed Doll
Yeah!
We're One-Eyed Doll, One-Eyed Doll,
One-Eyed Doll, One-Eyed Doll,
One-Eyed Doll, One-Eyed Doll,
One-Eyed Doll, One-Eyed Doll,
One-Eyed Dooooooooll!
That is the name of our band

One-Eyed Doll
Not Two-Eyed Doll
One-Eyed Doll
The name of the future!

We're One-Eyed Doll
Yeah!
We're One-Eyed Doll
Yeah!
We're only a drummer a drummer
A drummer and Kimberly

We're One-Eyed Doll
Yeah!
We're One-Eyed Doll
Yeah!
We're One-Eyed Doll, One-Eyed Doll,
One-Eyed Doll, One-Eyed Doll,
One-Eyed Doll, One-Eyed Doll,
One-Eyed Doll, One-Eyed Doll,
One-Eyed Dooooooooll!
That is the name of our band