1. MIRROR MIRROR

In the presence of
Kings and queens of silence
Secret stardust love
Fantasy and science

I knew it wasn’t love
Nor was I yours forever
No intentions of
Hearts to meld or sever

Mirror mirror
What is my gender?
Mirror Mirror
Mirror Mirror
Lover pretender
Mirror Mirror

Your lips were warm and real
How could I know you better?
You showed me how to feel
What a strange endeavor

I’m not alone
The shadows are me
Reflections of home
Close my eyes to see

Mirror mirror
What is my gender?
Mirror Mirror
Mirror Mirror
Lover pretender
Mirror Mirror


2. YOU'RE A VAMPIRE

I'd kiss your teeth
I'd do taxes
I'd be your girl
If you weren't a vampire

You look so sharp
In your cloak and slippers
I'd be your girl
If you weren't a vampire

I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
You always drink their blood
La la la

Let's go outside
And chase the squirrels
And drain their blood
Because you're a vampire

I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
You always drink their blood
La la la

But you're so sweet
When you're on a feeding frenzy
You looked so fine
When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn't use it
It's decorative
Like the velvet painting of Richard Dean Anderson

I'll kiss your teeth
I'll do your taxes
I'll be your girl
Because you're a vampire


3. GIRL ON CONVICT HILL

Cleopatra eyes
And the Devil’s smile
She’s got the voice of a siren
That will drive you wild

With curves to thrill
Better step aside
The Girl on Convict Hill
She’s a red lipstick runaway bride

She’s the Girl on Convict Hill, yeah
The Girl on Convict Hill
The Girl on Convict Hill, yeah
The Girl on Convict Hill

Is there a tunnel to her crystal heart?
So many try to break and enter
She doesn’t need to play the part
Of the girl next door
She’s not taking any more
Better keep your distance boy
She’s a dangerous toy

She’s the Girl on Convict Hill, yeah
The Girl on Convict Hill
The Girl on Convict Hill, yeah
The Girl on Convict Hill


4. BRIEF CANDLE

Sleeping beauty
Thing of the past
Dreams like this weren't made to last
Open my eyes to find a hand is shaking me

Horror story
Thing of the past
Nightmares were not made to last
Closing my eyes to find a true awakening

Brief candle; burn away
I will die another day
Goblins in my passageway
Cannot keep this life at bay

War story
Thing of the past
Soldiers were not made to last
Ears full of gunfire and eyes full of blood
A casualty

Love story
Thing of the past
Innocence was not made to last
All that remains of him is a child inside of me

Brief candle; burn away
I will die another day
Goblins in my passageway
Cannot keep this life at bay


5. PONIES (FLUFFY)

Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies
And ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies
And rainbowey ponies
And sunshiny ponies
And clouds full of ponies
That float in the sky

Magical sparkling rainbow unicorn ponies
I love all the ponies
Their flesh and their bonies
I chat with my ponies
On marshmallow phonies
They whinny they sparkle
And best of all - fly!

Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies
And forgiveness and ponies
And happiness ponies
Defenders of cupcakes and shooting star wishes
They shower nice feelings and hugs from the sky!


6. SCORPION DEATH

Hey scorpions!
I've got a message for you
And you're not going to like it!

Hey scorpions!
Die die die!

You see these wire cutters?
And you see this butcher's knife?
Well you messed with the wrong biped
Cause I'm going to end your life

Hey scorpions!
Die die die!

I'm going to hunt you down one by one
And make necklaces out of your evil little corpses

Hey scorpions!
Die die die!


7. BREAK (LIVE ON BETA TV)

Play me like a guitar boy
Play me like a pretty song
Tell me to be quiet boy
Tell me not to be too long

I gave you silence
And I gave you everything
I break my silence
And I'm breaking everything

Take me like one of your pills
Take me like I'm heroin
Take me to get higher boy
I'll help you put the needle in

I gave you silence
And I gave you everything
I break my silence
And I'm breaking everything


8. SALLY

1234
I declare an undead war!
5678
Soon you’ll die
I just can’t wait!

Sally!
Sally!

I'm Sally.
What's your name?
Want to be friends?

My minions soon will track you down
And bring you to my undead town!
That is where your life ends
Then we’ll be best friends!

Want to come over?
Aw I just can't wait to torture you to death!
I promise, it won't be painless.

1234
I declare an undead war!
5678
Soon you’ll die
I just can’t wait!

I love you...
TO DEATH!

I'll admit. I have a crush on you.
Er, I'd like to crush you.. Whatever.
Let's go Moglin punting!
Death to heroes!

Sally!


9. DESTINY (INTO OUTER SPACE)

Change is coming
I can see it in the rear view
Mirror mirror
Who’s the fairest
What’s a girl to do

What’s a girl to do
What’s a girl to do

Destiny
Is anyone
Anywhere I choose to be

Fire burning
Expectations in the ashes
Poison apple
Love and friendship
Only flashes

Destiny
Is anyone
Anywhere I choose to be

Melted dreams
Water flows around the scars the pain
Awaken beauty
When the smoke clears
You will sing again

Destiny
Is anyone
Anywhere I choose to be


10. PONIES (SPIKY)

(See lyrics on track 5)


11. BATTLE ON!

There's a place where I am the hero
There's a world in my fantasy
I will take you if you want to go
Follow me

[insert epicness]

Da na na na na na na na hero
Da na na na na na na ner ner ner ner
Da na na na na na na na battle

Ahhhhhhh

Da na na na na forces of ebil
Da na na na na na na hmm hmm hmm huh
Da na na na na something about a dragon?

Ahhhhhhh

BATTLE ON!
BATTLE ON!

Battle on!
Battle in?
Battle next to..?
Battle to the Northwest of.
To the left..
A little bit to the left.

Da na na na na na na na chaos
Da na na na na na na na mountain
Da na na na na na na na fortress

Ahhhhhhh

DINOSAURS
Da na na na na Pony Gary Yellow
TREGAN!
Da na na na na na na na Artix
CYSERO
Da na na na na na na na AWESOME

Ahhhhhhh

BATTLE ON!
BATTLE ON!
BATTLE ON!
BATTLE ON!

Let the face melting commence... GO!

OOooohhhh, etc.

BATTLE ON!
BATTLE ON!
BATTLE ON!
BATTLE ON!

[and so on..]

EXPLODEY!!!!!!!!