1. IF I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

"Look at the bargains over here, ladies"

If I was your girlfriend, would U remember
2 tell me all the things U forgot when I was your man?
Hey hey, when I was your man

If I was your best friend, would U let me
Take care of U and do all the things that only a best friend can?
Oh, only best friends can

If I was your girlfriend
If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend, would U let me dress U
I mean, help U pick out your clothes before we go out?
Not that U're helpless
But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about

If I was your one and only friend
Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U even if that somebody was me? Yeah
(Even if that somebody was me?)
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be ... please!

If I was your girlfriend
If I was your girlfriend

Would U let me wash your hair?
Could I make U breakfast sometime?
Well then, could we just hang out
I mean, could we go 2 a movie and cry 2gether?
Cuz 2 me baby, that would be so fine (That would be so fine)

(If I was your girlfriend)
Baby, can I dress U
I mean, help U pick out your clothes before we go out?
Listen girl, I ain't sayin U're helpless
But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
(Shoo-do-do)
Sugar, do U know what I'm saying 2 U this evening?
Maybe U think I'm being a little self-centered
But I, I said I wanna be all of the things U are 2 me
Surely, surely U can see

(If I was your girlfriend)
Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room
Just because U wanna undress?
We don't have 2 make children 2 make love
And we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm
Your body's what I'm all about
Can I see it?
I'll show U
Why not?
U can do it because I'm your friend
I'd do it 4 U
Of course I'd undress in front of U
And when I'm naked, what shall I do?
How can I make U see that it's cool?
Can't U just trust me?
If I was your girlfriend, U could
Oh yeah, I think so
Listen, 4 U naked I would dance a ballet
Would that get U off?
Tell me what will
If I was your girlfriend, would U tell me?
Would U let me see U naked then?
Would U let me give U a bath?
Would U let me tickle U so hard U'd laugh and laugh
And would U, would U let me kiss U there
U know, down there where it counts
I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce
And then I'll hold U tight and hold U long
And 2gether we'll stare into silence

And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll.. we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll try


2. SHOCKADELICA

Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Looka here

(The lights go out)
The lights go out, the smell of doom
Is creepin' into your lonely room
The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed
And U're so tired and the reason is Camille-mille

Shockadelica - The girl must be a witch
She got your mind, body, and soul hitched
Shockadelica - U need a second opinion, but she never wears a stitch
So U can't take her home

She got U tied with a golden rope
She won't let U play your guitar
And when U've cried enough
Maybe she'll let U up 4 a nasty ride in her shockadeli-car

She'll make U beg her ("Please girl")

Shockadelica - She got U in a trance
Cuz when this woman say dance, U dance
Shockadelica - U need a second opinion, but U just can't leave her alone
With her U got no mind of your own

Shockadelica, Shockadelica
Doo bee, doo bee, doo bee, yeah!
Shockadelica, Shockadelica
Doo bee, doo bee
Shockadelica

The lights go out, the smell of doom
Again is creepin' into your lonely room
Is this a dream or is this real? (Or is this real?)
Or is this just a mirage U feel?
Shockadelica

Shockadelica - She must be witch
She got your mind, body, and soul hitched
Shockadelica - U need a second opinion, she never wears a stitch
U can't take her home

Shockadelica - She got U in a trance
When this girl say dance, baby, baby, baby, U dance (Shockadelica)
U dance, U dance, U dance, U dance, U...

Shockadelica (She must be a witch)
Shockadelica (She got my mind, body, and soul hitched)
Doo bee, doo bee, yeah
Shockadelica (I think I need a... I think I need a second opinion)
Shockadelica (I don't know...)
Doo bee, doo bee, doo bee

The lights go out, the smell of doom
Again is creeping into your lonely room
Is this a dream or is this real?
Or is this just a mirage U feel? {repeated loop}
(Shockadelica)

Shockadelica