1. I Sucked a Lot of Cock to Get Where I Am

I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I only want to be the best that I can
My mouth is stained I cant complain
I keep on rinsing it again and again

Whoa-oh whoa whoayeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa-oh whoa whoayeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa yeah-eah-eah

Take a look at me
Tell me what do you see?
I've got all I want
I'm on top of the heap
Now they suck up to me
I sucked more cock
You can get what you need
Just get down on your knees

You've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are
Your smile is stretching but you're gonna go far
Your life is pain you cant complain
You keep on rinsing it again and again

I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I only wanna be the best that I can

I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I only wanna be the best that I can

I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh
I know I know whoa oh-oh-oh



2. Kong Foo Sing

Happiness is a kong foo sing
With good fortune that it brings
So quit your moping
And crack one open
Smiles abound
The cookie has spoken

Ah the kong foo sing
Yeah the kong foo sing
Ah the kong foo sing
Its the king

The kong foo sing is a holy scripture
I heard the word I got the picture
Ancient wisdom in a crunchy treat
The place where the faith and the flavour meet

Tasty biscuit holds a ticket
Never did I ever feel so uplifted
I once was nothing now I rock the stack
When I was young I got the foo sing contract

Ah the kong foo sing
Yeah the kong foo sing
Ah the kong foo sing
Its the king

The kong foo sing can you say no?
Do you see how to be getting with the flow?
No one to be shown within the wrapping of the dough
Crack em by the stack and then you wont be feeling low

Ah the kong foo sing
Yeah the kong foo sing
Ah the kong foo sing
Its the king



3. G7 Dick Electro Boogie

If I were the third world my assd be numb from the fucking
Could I get a word in? before you slide the fucking turd in
Taken all the g7 dick I can handle
Time to go down and bite off the roman candle

Thanks for the aid now I pay you back triple
Business as usual gang rape a cripple
You got the gatt in the small of my back
So you wanna tell me where your conscience is at?

Thanks for the aid you traders enslave
Thanks for the aid you traders enslave

Jesus God fuck it gotta make a profit
Pop it in the coffin marked structural adjustment
Check out the scenery high yielding greenery
Cant feed the kids but would you like a cup of coffee?

Chemical intravene fat plantation
Where'd you get the shit? oh buy it from satan
Just round the corner service with a smile
His first names car his last names gill
Thanks for the aid you traders enslave
Thanks for the aid you traders enslave
Thanks for the aid you traders enslave
Thanks for the aid you traders enslave

Another sick pauper ha I don't wanna bore you
You've got me by the balls so of course I abhor you
Well I just work here but I can sympathise
You fuck with the world but they cut you down to size

I.m.f. are insane mother fuckers
The pushers come to shove us with the shit from above us
Bad karma no drama
But just try fuck with the indian farmers

The traders enslave dig them a grave
The traders enslave dig them a grave
The traders enslave dig them a grave
The traders enslave dig them a grave



4. Couldn't Do It (happy Shopper Mix)

If i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head juggle three alley cats
Take out the king kong
Still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the mosta

Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hustle

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Back from the grave to walk with the undead

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
I couldn't do it
Could you do it?

I could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid
Spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
Talk to satan talk to god
Standing in the flesh with my hand on my big...

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
I couldn't do it
Yeah you know it

If i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head juggle three alley cats
Take out the king kong
Still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the mosta

Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Back from the grave to walk with the undead

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
I couldn't do it
Could you do it?



5. Miffy's Simplicity

I sit and wait until that moment arrives
I'm so excited that I tingle inside
She picks me up in that long white car
We go a-camping and we count all the stars

She drives a cammy and its wired for sound
It purrs so sweetly when she puts her foot down
Out to the country where the air if fresh
Just to be with her is just what I like best

I see her pale skin shine in the sun
Shes got her 15+ sunblocker on
I can tell you that our love will be strong
After the boys of noise have gone

Were always planning about running away
So we can be together every day
When shes not here I don't know how I survive
I hurt myself cos I forget I'm alive

We run and hide from all the other boys
And sit in parks with educational toys
We sit and sip hot water and milk
And talk about how all the blood got spilt

We like to lie in bed and watch TV
And gasp in awe at Miffy's simplicity
And when the rest is all said and done
I feel so good cos shes my geek love

Were always planning about running away
So we can be together every day
One day I know that all my dreams will come true
And Ill be rocking in porch rockers with you



6. Social Disaster

Social disaster sad young bastard
Used to feel alone cos I didn't get plastered
But I'm past it though I still ask it:
How long is this shit going to last?

It doesn't get me down like it used to
Cos now I'm used to
Hanging with a drugged crew
A select fucked few
That I speak shit to
When I'm in the mood to
Mingle at the venue

Gotta get fucked up
Just to get the guts up
Reality shuts up
Now you can throw your butts up
Ill be the poor straight fuck in the corner
Chewing on his tongue in the cigarette sauna

Nothing but a social disaster

Damn I feel I should be drinking
This is not the place to be thinking
I'm here for the music cos it sounds wicked
Lyric plus melody but I cant pick it

Ringing in the ear pain getting belligerent
Smelling like a beer stain smoking a cigarette
Having a good time is giving me illness
Think Ill head outside and soak up some stillness

Not that I'm jaded
Just unrelated to this inebriated
Ego inflated culture
That you love don't ya?
Well don't ya? ha?

I'm a tall poppy so you better lop me
Held me like a baby then go and drop me
You say I sound like this I sound like that
I sound like whoever at the drop of a hat

I'm sorry I'm generic just grin and bear it
Spend it if you can spare it
Strap it on and wear it
Purchase a credo that doesn't have to last
Supplement your ego with this piece of plastic

Ethical crisis? heres good advice says:
Sell your sorry soul and get a nice price for it
Now that its done lets have some fun
That's the priority a number one

A number one
Ain't nothing but a social disaster
Ain't nothing but a social disaster
Ain't nothing but a social disaster



7. Music is Sport

Music is sport
Come gather round the court
Come sweat and scream for your favourite team
As you cheer and down a beer
You think they're looking like they could be back in form this year;
They're sporting all the name gear

They got the shoulder-smacking corporate-backing
Lights ablaring things are happening
You see the media sacarin glistening on their tongues
They'll be climbing up the rungs to the top of the industry echelons

Keep it going on cos they didn't just come to play they came to win
Pros like them know losing is a sin
And when it comes down to handling their balls
These boys'll give it their all from hand to eye
Down the line super fine control
Backhand forehand underhand power plays
They'll be leaving all the opposition in a stunned daze

Fast man
They leave the rest behind
You find they always have the last laugh
As the crowd roar

Music is sport
Music is sport

The fests are the test they're like the musical olympics
Or like grand final meets without the seats
Its band vs. band in an action packed day of non stop play off
Wheres the fucking pay off?

One gets the mic
One makes the pass
One executes the play
Time for a mexican wave

Crowd goes wild for racket skills
I teach lessons in regression but it sure don't pay the bills
What the hell we hitting for?
Record companies keeping score;

Trying to get those shiny plaqued trophies for the office wall
Pumping out the hits to feed the media blitz
Now watch the swollen champs blow the champers on bikini clad tits
Busted through a banner backstage

High five and then we pray to god;
Before we play to the throbbing mob
So if you're ever on the sideline or sweating on the court
Just remember my friends

Music is sport
Music is sport
Music is sport
Music is sport



8. 348 Hz


9. Mañana

Imagine you and your partner
Sailing on the seas
You can sail for 10 days free
South pacific breeze..oh

Put it off mañana
Lets go today
Put it off mañana
Lets go today

My thought is a seed
That grows into me
And my fear is a cane
I lean on when I'm sane

Put it off mañana
Lets go today
Put it off mañana
Lets go today

I've sewn my mouth shut
So I cant talk to you
So I can paint a picture
To send to you
I think you'll get it tomorrow
I hope you like it



10. F.S.O

He beats you black and blue
He loves you black and blue
He leaves you black and blue
So what you gonna do?

You think he still loves you
You think you're getting through
You think its all worth it
Hes just a criminal

Hes insane

He needs help but hes just too stubborn
You need help but you cant get nothing
So when they come with the bag for your body
So sad too bad everybodys sorry

You keep your mouth closed fade and die
Take control of your life and survive
I tell you now you've got to get out
You've got to get out because you're better off without

Hes insane

You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
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You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
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You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that
You deserve better than that



11. Pop Porn

Yeah I'm a sexist mother fucker on the microphone
With my ah yo bitch suck my dick ho drone
I like the pop porn with that gat drawn
I'm a dick machine and I'm switched on

I'm a creature part man but mostly dick
A genus penis my mouths a prick
A semen geyser a woman despiser
A gender spender emotional miser

I glorify the backstage heady
I grab my nuts cos they're teddy teddy

One and the two and the three and the four
Take your macho shit and please be leaving by the door
We kick up the land with respect to all
No matter what your colour no matter what your sex
No matter what your colour no matter what your sex
Respect

Yeah I'm the flyest dapper the bubble gum wrapper
I like to jerk around like a young whipper snapper
Fresh like manure I'm pure sewer shite
Yeah that's right

Got a fat gat that I pack in my jock strap jack
Iron priapism killer jism in its nut sack
Boo yah I think I just came
Yeah was it good for you too?
You've got a hole where I blew

One and the two and the three and the four
Take your macho shit and please be leaving by the door
We kick up the land with respect to all
No matter what your colour no matter what your sex
No matter what your colour no matter what your sex
No matter what your colour no matter what your sex
Respect
No matter what your colour no matter what your sex
No matter what your colour no matter what your sex
No matter what your colour no matter what your sex
Respect



12. Young Bodies Heal Quickly


13. Blubber Boy (riding the Wave of Fashion Mix)

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
Looking like your love drowned in the sea
I'm fishing in the sun I'm melting
Rub me on your cunt I'll come back again

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
The sun beat me down too viciously
It beat me to the ground to what i used to be
I've melted away I'm nothing again

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
Talk to me in my grave and mourn me
It can be the same just begin again

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
Looking like your love drowned in the sea
I'm fishing in the sun I'm melting
Rub me on your cunt I'll come back again

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me

Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
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Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me I'm your blubber boy
Rub me...

Once there was a girl whose lover drowned
Nothing to console her could be found
She took a chunk of blubber from a whale
She carved herself another to perfect scale

Well Dorothy no one from any other country
Had heard anything like it before
So they just christened it
The Australian style of yodelling



14. Doorselfin