1. STRONG

My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a bit like him
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And thats a good line to take it to The bridge

And you know and you know
'Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real 'cos I feel fake, Oprah Winfrey, Rikki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know

And you know and you know
'Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Step inside the sun

And you know and you know
'Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow

You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame


2. LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU (LIVE)

Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet my dear

Your mind gets burned
With the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on

Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on


3. HAPPY SONG

Let's all make babies
And salsa from Sainsbury's
Cos this is a Happy Song
Play on my pink flute
Butt naked from Beirut
Cos this is a happy song

You need a mood maker
Then go meet my tailor
I know it's going too fast
Your sister your brother
His mistress your lover
Is getting on with it

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
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Goose step through Gangland
And drive Chitty Bang Bang
Cos this is a happy song
Bosnians and Kurds
Back with some big bird
Who's singing a happy song

Fly in the sunshine
Get there at your own time
You tell us if I'm in Hong Kong
Your sister your brother
His mistress your lover
Just singing a happy song

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

Happy Song

Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( in the air )
Everything's up in the air ( from Jamaica )
Tease me from bedtime
We bring news from Jamaica

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

This is a happy song