1. THE WORLD IS NEW

I was sitting and awaiting
Just thinking, contemplating my life when I heard the phone
I picked up the receiver
And I did not believe her
When I heard a voice say you're not alone

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When I am down and I am blue
All I have to do
Is close my eyes and think of you
And the world is new

Life was getting hectic
And things were unexpected
When I first received your call
But now it is the best thing
The filled up what was missing
And now my life is envied by all

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2. FOR YOU

I never told you how to live your life
I never said you had to be something you don't want to be
I never said you had to stick around forever
Never said you had to stick around to be with me

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I ain't going to be responsible
When your life don't end up full
All your talk has become bull
Just what do you see
Don't place the blame on me

A lack of vision when you made your decision
And you wonder why your life has turned out this way
You tried to use me and succeeded to confuse me
But now you're feeling sorry 'cause you got played

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Life is evil when you don't get what you want
Memories can serve as ghosts
They'll tease and haunt you
When you spend your nights up late
Wondering all about your fate
Why did life end up this way
For you


3. SUPERSPY

Just the other day
I was walking by myself
Little kids at play
Old man talking to himself
I went outside to get a drink
Sat down by the door to think
Out of the corner of my eye
Caught a glimpse of the Superspy
When he saw me look his way
He jumped down that alleyway

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Then I saw that man
In his black suit and Caddilac
Suckin' on a lollipop

Next night I went on a date
Runnin' to the movies late
Recognize that coat and hat
Puffin' on a cigarette
Cruisin' my house
Buggin' my phone
When will I be left alone?
Why's he following me?
Everywhere I go
Superspy goes

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Why's he following me?
Everywhere I go
Superspy I see


4. SORRY MY FRIEND

I wrote this song for you to say I'm sorry
I know that I was wrong and you don't like me
Why must you feel this way?
I wish I had the words
I needed to say

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Cause you and me
We disagree
On everything and everyone
I only want to be your friend again

I hear you blaming me for all your problems
Well if you quit complaining you might solve them
I'll try hard to make amends
But both of us will have to try and give in

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I'm sorry for the things to turn out this way
I wish I knew the words I needed to say
Coz you and me we never seem to see eye to eye
But I'm sure that we can get along
If we try
If you want to you can just walk away
But I hope you know apologies
Are okay


5. SPAM

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Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam

When I was a child
My family was so poor
We didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So but we had a plan
In a big blue can
A government substitute for meat

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To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat

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S-P-A-M don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-produce that's the best by far

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6. YOU AND ME

Baby I use to think I loved you so
But now I met someone new and I really just don't know
And i've tried to let you know just how I feel
But somehow my emotions mixed up what was fake and real

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Cause you and me
We used to be so good
And things don't seem to be just like they should
And I would never try to hurt you so
But now it's time for me to try to let you go

Now it's time for me to say good-bye
And I know I probably could have told you lots of lies
But i've always tried to do just what was best
And I never meant for your poor heart to go through all this mess

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7. UNDER 21

The other night I tried to go to a show
But the man at the door he told me no
He said "no one under 21 allowed"
But he must've been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd
He said "you can't buy an alcoholic drink"
So we don't care what you really think

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Why this happened to me
And the show was for free
It sucks to be
Under 21

So I went and got myself a plan that would work
And I went home and got a real short skirt
And I flirt my way right through that god damn door
But once inside the music was no more
Well I guess I got there just a bit too late
I guess it's just my luck
It's just my fate

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I only want to have a little fun
But every time I try they tell me "you're not 21"