1. Hanging Around

I walked around alone last night
and tried to look at people like I did back then
I kinda wanted to just hang out
remind myself what it was all about
about everything I thought
I shattered and left laying there
that didn't matter
every now and then comes back to my eyes
moving in a new direction
I know if you're not getting better
you're getting worse but
watching everybody else it's getting harder to remind myself
of what I've learned relying on another lame religion
to validate our arrogant traditions
and any day we're gonna wonder why
we've been left behind
this girl came up to me and said
I think my teacher used to go to school with you
and she was right and if for just a second I take off these colored glasses
I can see it might just be a waste of time
and I don't know everyday that passes
it gets easier to walk off and it seems alright
and everyday another person I used to call my friend
just dissapears from sight
now I see that I'm all alone
just like I always was from the beginning
and I think maybe that's the reason I'm not hanging around
I see your face and wonder where you'll be five years from now
and what it really means to you inside
I can't explain the reasons why I can't hang out and bide my time
it just keeps going on and on and on and on and on and I don't know

2. I'm Not In Love

Attention losers where's your girlfriend
you're no fun with all that dandruf
for the last time this is your brain on rejection
get the picture
I'm not in love
feeling thirsty feeling dirty
maybe your hands are in your pants
now wanna try it
go on and smile at the tasty girl
in the douche commercial

3. One Step Beyond

It seems to me you shut out
anything that might confuse
the warped and twisted visions
of the narrow little paths you choose
we're all potential converts in your eyes
I think instead you need to take one step beyond
cause right now you're just standing on my head
I swore a million times I'd never play this game with you
so don't act all offended when I tell you what I think of you
you mouth the party line you learned from all your newfound friends
you tell me that you're feet are on the ground but now you're standing on my head
another gang of whitebred privelaged kids is all I see
I wonder if you really think that all your rules spell anarchy
react and call it revolution you're stuck in the first step
so don't pretend to be my friend
when all you're doing is standing on my head

4. I Was A High School Psychopath

I realy hated high school
it was such a drag
everytime I walked the halls
all the kids would call me a fag
I dodn't care for physical ed
and I didn't care for history
I wanted to blow up my high school and take my G.E.D.
I was a high school psychopath
I needed therapy
I was a high school psychopath
with an overload of energy
there was a teenage wasteland in my brain
from staying after school
I didn't wanna pledge allegiance
because I thought it was so uncool
each and everybody hated me
they thought I was such a jerk
with my leather jacket my ripped jeans
and my Ramones t-shirt

5. Crying In My Beer

What will it take to make you happy
what will it take to stop your whining
what will it take to make you amscray
what will it take to stop your crying
I know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down
so if it makes you feel a bit better just picture me
crying crying in my beer
I got a feeling you've been damaged
I think you've got way too much time on your hands
I throw away your stupid little letter
like Margie Whipple you don't get it
if you were a TV show baby you would've been cancelled
do to declining viewership recycled plots and bad acting
crying in my beer
it's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and me
cause me minus you equals one less little parasite less
I'm crying in my beer

6. Slomotion

Take stock of the situation
assess the comlications
that arise from our half truth
the stage in this case
is just a tool to make it possible
for you to justify your blighted worldview
I've got an answer
f we don't need it
we don't take it
the scams transparency is
we get older and we feel like we are missing something
we wonder why our plans don't work
when we take a stand we slink away
like frightened rats I've got the answer
if we don't need it we don't take it
we want to build a perfect world somehow
but the prizes just out of reach
have slowed us down

7. Like A Parasite

Like a parasite
I wanna crawl all over you
like a parasite
think of all the cool things we could do
like a parasite
I wanna crawl all over you
like a parasite
I wanna lick you head to toe
like a parasite
come now it's only me and you
like a parasite
I wanna crawl all over you
I can tell by the way you are looking at me
we'll be together tonight
like a parasite
like a leech
like a parasite
I wanna be your Siamese twin
like a parasite
I'll worm inside you
underneath your skin
like a parasite
I wanna crawl on you again
like a parasite
I wanna lick you head to toe
like a parasite
let's hang out it's only me and you
like a parasite
I wanna crawl all over you
like a germ or a virus
we can stay up sweating and rolling all night
like a parasite
like a leech

8. Joanie Loves Johnny

Let's go to Milwaukee
say hi to Mr. C.
Fonzi Potsi Richie too
Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue
Joanie loves Johnny Joanie
and Johnny kiss
Chachi is getting pissed
these aren't very happy days
cause nobody's getting laid
Joanie loves Johnny
now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow
Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed
Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes
Joanie loves Johnny
Joan and John got tattoos
now they're going to inspiration
point that's where we're all shooting heroin
Joanie loves Johnny

9. Second Floor East

She falls asleep the same way every night
she dreams of new worlds in the TV light
she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying
it makes her feel like something is going on
it makes her feel like people are around
to tell her she's alright
to keep out the ngiht
she wonders why she feels this way
she wonders if she'll ever be okay
there's nothing she can laugh about
no anthem for a new tomorrow
cut off a long time ago now no one wnats to hear about it
she thinks about how everybody smiles
but no one ever seems to have the time to ever stop and try to think
to ever crack a little bit
she knows that someday things are gonna change
things will get a little better
but it just seems like everyday
it slips a little more and fades
it should feel good to be aliv
the world keeps dropping back but she's still trying
she leaves the TV on at night
so she won't have to keep on crawling inside herself

10. Automatic Rejector

He had a big mouth
he didn't know when to stop
he said "maybe we'll see some action tonight from that bitch"
but he was wrong
she's the Automatic Rejector
he came up behind her and started grabbing her tits
see his hands and his mouth pulled the same kind of shit
and when she pulled out her gun
she said "why don't you suck on this"
she's the Automatic Rejector

11. Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus Sad Little Girl

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
she's got trouble with her tubes
if you go past her vagina and her cervix
you will find a completely empty room
because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
her uterus is useless
her physician has injected fluids in her private parts
but she just won't believe
that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble
will cause her to conceive
no simple yeast or bladder infection
could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through
this year her husband's sperm was studied
and swiftly passed the test
now Jeannie's operation must commence
artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
Jeannie isn't ovulating
even though she took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills

12. Sad Little Girl

Your smiley face is out of order today
everything's wrong and you can't shut it off
just stop resisting
you'll never change anything
start sharpening your claws
don't try to live the way that you want
cause it's a lost cause
the time goes by so slow
there's nothing to do except claw at yourself
just try to find a way to make it through fifty more years
without screaming all the way
the one solution is to stop thinking at all
rip out your brain and sew up your mouth
cuase things never work out
for you and they never will

13. Ain't Got No Sense

I hoard my dollars 'cuz I won't share
It's a time to communicate, a time to be shrewd
A time to liberate, a time to be rude

OH OH, OH OH, OH ain't got no sense, OH OH, OH

My mother kicked the bucket and my dad's on his way
Well I can hardly wait to cash his pay
My little sister's shy 'cuz she's got no sense
She learns her lesson when I get intense

OH OH, OH OH, OH ain't got no sense, OH OH, OH

Does she love me for the money, that I keep for my own
Does she love me, really love me tonight
Well I spend my money 'cuz I don't care
I hoard my dollars 'cuz I won't share
It's a time to communicate, a time to be shrewd
A time to liberate, a time to be rude

OH OH, OH OH, OH ain't got no sense, OH OH, OH

Does she love me for the money, that I keep for my own
Really love me, really love me tonight

If I could change your mind, then things, they would be fine
If I could change your mind, then things, they would be fine
If I could change your mind, then things, they would be fine
Then I know

Well I spend my money 'cuz I don't care
I hoard my dollars 'cuz I won't share
It's a time to communicate, a time to be shrewd
A time to liberate, a time to be rude

OH OH, OH OH, OH ain't got no sense, OH OH, OH

14. It's All In My Head

Everywhere I went today
four walls kept following me around laughing quietly
threatening to break down and leave me curled up screaming
I watch them cackle like baboons
and snd smell the stench of their perfume
the've single-handedly stopped evolution
it's all in my head and it's gonna stay that way
I gag and I force down this spoiled version of the facts
of life I cram my square head
in to the round holes but it's pointless trying
I wish that I could make my mind
accept the lies that keep those blobs of human meat alive
I know I can't and I wonder who was around
with a shovel when we paved these roads that don't go anywhere
standing around while the wires jumped and burned
with a where's my paycheck look on their faces
keep it around so you feel a little safer
when you drag your fat ass to bed at night
keep it going around keep the rotten foundation of your cheap little lives
from caving in it's all in my head it better stay that way

15. Teenage Slumber Party

It's 12 o'clock on Friday Night
and everyone's asleep,
We'll slip our sister's nightgowns on
and creep across the street,
Lovely wigs reveal our hair
now we're tip toeing up the stairs
It's operation underwear,
And I can't help but stare

Cause it's a teenage slumber party
oh no i'm losing my mind
It's a teenage slumber party
oh no i'm losing my mind
I'm losing my mind

these cool?? high school girls
they ain't got a chance,
'Cause Verm and Jug and me arrive
To swipe their underpants,
Time to loosen up, time to wait,
Time to plan a panty raid,
Time to hyperventilate,
Now I can't hesitate

[Chorus]

16. Danny Is A Wimp

17. Going Home

It's late t night and I can see you're tense
when we both get off the bus
it's a fucking shame we have to be raised to fear and mistrust
strangers to you dangerous to you but it's necessary
they say you look at me with fear in your eyes
and I look the other way
I'm just going home I've had a long day
I'll leave you alone I'll stay out of your way
I'm just going home
is it the way I look or just cause I'm a man
it would be easier to take if I don't understand
why you need to worry
there's a lot of creeps out there
what can I say to show you that this time
you don't have to be scared
try to say something it's all I can do
to yell "don't be afraid of me I'm not following you"
I cross the street look the other way
but I still can't claim your fright
you look back in terror and run into the night