1. SNUG HARBOR

Hey, get up, have some fun tonight [x7]



2. RHYME STREALER

Well it don't take much for me to do my thing
All I need is a mic and a ring magazine
Big beats 'a pumpin while the guitar blasts
Make the punk mother fuckers wanna kick my ass
I am not the problem, what ya gonna do
I am not the problem
Coming up to you
I am not the problem
I aint gonna solve 'em
Im just gonna rob 'em
Rhyme stealer
I see your rank moves and your rhymes aint tough
When you gonna learn that enough is enough
Gettin loud and hard when I'm in your mix
I caught the bomb and I'm gonna get six
I am not the problem, what ya gonna do
I am not the problem, commin up to you
I am not the problem
I aint gonna solve 'em
Im just gonna rob 'em
Rhyme stealer
I pull up to the party in my seventy-five 0
My car, my star, add it up- who's show
That's how I'm living, that's how I are
Skip mother fucker and I'll take it too far
I am not the problem, what ya gonna do
I am not the problem, commin up to you
I am not the problem
I aint gonna solve 'em
Im just gonna rob 'em
rhyme stealer



3. IRON MIC

He was the heavyweight king at the age of 21
From the streets of NY where they're all called mean
He never had no mom, never had no dad
His aunt and Cus Da'mato was all he ever had
But he found his pot of gold, consequently came Givins
When they broke up it was him that was given
And we like to build 'em up and we like to see 'em fall
Finally taken down by a hooker five feet tall
I said you gotta set him free [x4]
When push comes to shove [x4]
It was a battle of brains, a battle of wit
So my man got his mad skills, Allan Durschwitz
But he left him out to dry, the judge was a fool
Using this case as publicity tool
So it's off to cell to meet the prison staff
The first thing they do is want his autograph
And I just laugh cause he suffered the wrath
Now the man added time to his liberty path
I said you gotta set him free [x4]
When push comes to shove [x4]
I heard he gets a lot of visits still he's got no family
But he gets alot of love from the kids in Jodeci
What Desiree sucks man on his new TV
Same name bitch but you look simular to me
But thats another story, I'm gettin off track
But when he gets out I think you better watch your back
I said now when he gets out I think you better watch your back
You might find yourself kid tagged and sacked
I say they gotta set him free [x4]
When push comes to shove [x4]
We gotta set that motherfucker free



4. HOLD YOUR EYES

I got what you want, you know I got what you need
See me come along my baby
Gonna give you some disease
I'm gonna see you in the morning
I'm going to feel you through the night
I'm
Close your breathe and hold your eyes
Trying to suprise, you know what I mean [x4]
So I find you in the morning, lying on the floor
The break up dress inside your mess, going see you once a more
Can I have all your digits, get a party on the floor
Baby I got something for you baby gonna leave you all alone
Close your breathe and hold your eyes
Trying to suprise, you know what I mean [x4]
Can you hear me, hear me, hear me
Close your breathe and hold your eyes



5. THE GREATEST

The Greatest [x2]
I must have been away too long, I don't think I can take it
Well this thing that's going on, theres no way I can fake it
You see my day-to-day thing, well let me tell you about the latest
You see my day-to-day thing, in the story of the greatest
It's been a while since its happened to me now [x2]
Don't you feel good [x2]
Gotta
Get to where I am, and don't you try to understand
Are we seeing eye to eye, I'm believing all the lies
You see my day-to-day thing, well let me tell you about the latest
You see my day-to-day thing, in the story of the greatest
Its been a while since its happened to me now [x2]
Dont you feel good, thats how you feel when you feel Alright [x4]



6. BIG BLACK WOMAN

Now it's my chance for a one night stand
And I'm king of the can
I'm a ladies man
I got so many women hanging on my sleeve
So many fine women you wouldn't believe
Just wait till ya get near my feet
I got elastic love for a tournament
I can't stand the need now super freak

Come on and ride with me

See that nation by the barn
With a foggy drink yeah that's a start
We got big clothing that's a cure
Now I took it home so what the hell

Back off
Big black woman x2

Woke up this month to the greatest site
Of the man who has to spend the night
So the name was bad and I was good
.45 check under the hood
Like this

Back off
Big black woman x2

Give me liberty
Or give me death x4

(oh I like that one)



7. MEAN MACHINE

The only good thing that's creeping in city
Elvis had fifty but this one's mine
Japanese cars, man, such a pity
Am radio suits me fine
Mean machine [x2]
My daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin'
Mean machine [x2]
Brakes are good, tires- fair
Every now and then I drive just to get away
Eatin' up two lanes I gotta find Sugar Ray
Can't stop now gimme all your money
Sometimes I drive slow, sometimes I drive quick
Mean machine [x2]
My daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' [x2]
Don't you dare mess with my mean machine it's long and Slick and olive green [x3]
A '68 coupe is all I need
So don't you dare mess with my mean machine
Jesus saves, Domi shoots and scores
I'm with stupid, caught my finger in the door
I'm wookin pa nub, like revenge of the nerds
But my ass it's a play on words
Mean machine [x2]
My daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' [x2]
Don't you dare mess with my mean machine it's long and Slick and olive green [x3]
A '68 coupe is all I need
So don't ya dare mess with my mean machine
Don't fuck with it



8. DANCE PARTY USA

Im a star fucker
Im a star
Houston, Detroit, Atlanta, Miami
I'm like the real world, I start in New York I'm in L.A. then Frisco [x2]
And now your gonna
Miss out, gonna miss out, miss out
Gonna miss out, yeah your gonna miss out [x2]
I've gotta new God he's on the wheels of steel
Turn it up turn it up [x2]
Boston, Chicago, Toronto, Seattle
I got a problem, not the way it should be, but it makes me feel alright [x2]
And now your gonna miss out, gonna miss out, miss out
Gonna miss out, yeah your gonna miss out [x2]
I gotta new God he's on the wheels of steel
Turn it up turn it up [x4]
It's going down, down, down
I'm a star fucker
I'm a star [x2]
I got a new God he's on the wheels of steel
Turn it up, turn it up [x4]



9. 10 SECONDS DOWN

I'm not the one to stay up all night
But I am the one to turn off the light
I'm not the one to make it all come true
But I am the one who's good at two
Say you just dont care but you still wanna try it (then try it) [x2]
10 seconds down
Remote, remote control [x2]
Now I told you so but you didn't believe
Now you gotta goal that you didn't achieve
And I dont care I can't say the word
It's not my fault I didn't get past third
Say you just dont care but you still wanna try it (then try it) [x2]
10 seconds down
Remote, remote control [x4]
I'm not the one to stay up all night
But I am the one to turn off the light
But i'm not the one to make it all come true
But I am the one who's good it two
Say you just dont care but you still wanna try it (then try it) [x2]
10 seconds down
Remote, remote control [x4]
It's the death of rock 'n' roll and I'm killin' it [x3]
It's the death of rock 'n' roll and i'm...killin' it!



10. DANZIG NEEDS A HUG

Ha, ha, touch the sky, won't come back till the day I die [x4]
Beautiful morning
The sun is shining, I got my life behind me [x2]
Stay all night if the price is right, I told you so [x4]
Come to me [x4]
Ha ha touch the sky, wont come back till the day i die [x4]
Beautiful morning
The sun is shining, I got my life behind me [x2]
You can stay all night if the price is right, I told you so [x4]
Come to me [x4]
I feel like the next contestant...



11. DRIVE BY

Mark [left speaker]: Chile Tacos, may I take your order please?
Stan [right speaker]: What?
Mark: Ba da DA DA DA, BA DA la DA DA! Chile's Taco,
may I take your order please? Would you like to try...
Stan: Uh, no thanks, can I get two--
Mark: Pull over to the window so I can see you. (x2)
Stan: Wait, can I, can I get two soft dogs with sour cream--
Mark: Okay, may I take your order please?
Stan: Yeah, I said two soft dogs with sour cream.
Mark: Whatever.
Rodney [right speaker]: Get a shake.
Stan: A...what kind of shake, chocolate or vanilla?
Rodney: Chocolate shake.
Mark: Large chocolate shake?
Stan: A large chocolate shake.
Mark: Large chocolate shake.
Stan: Two green burritos...
Mark: Two greeeen burrrrritos.
Stan: Yeah, two green, with extra sauce, and ah wanna
quesa, a chicken quesadilla.
Mark: Okay, it's a deal.
Rodney: Combo burrito.
Stan: And a combo burrito.
Rodney: Do we have enough money?
Stan: Yes, we got all the money, could you read that back please?
Mark: Yes. You would like two Big Macs, quarter-pounder
with cheese...
Stan: No! No! I did not say, did not say hamburger!
Mark: Would you like a twinkie?
Stan: Fuck! Those burritos!
(laughing in background)
Mark: $4.50 at the window, thank you!
Stan: SHIT!



12. CABOOSE

Jump up, jump back
Dare-devil woman try to tell me how to act
I feel mean, you look clean
Your the best woman that I ever seen
No jock, let's rock
Listen to the band rock, rock, rock
Too loud, too bad
Things were gonna do don't tell your dad
I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) [x2]
Well I'm a king, you're a queen
Can't be royal 'cause were so obscene
Don't lie, let's fly
You know there aint nothin that could take it so high
the caboose, it's juiced
Take it from the train now I'm gonna get loose
To the east, to the west
Never slowing down till you shoot your best
I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) [x2]
I can't breathe, I'm out of air
when I'm back here all I see is your hair
I need time, to push a dime
Rushing this thing would be a capital crime
Don't quit, this is it
Bumping & grinding yeah do the whole bit
I'm done, I'm gone
When the rhymes over so is the song
I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) [x2]



13. SCUZZBOOTS

Call you on the telephone
Supposing that your not alone
Baby talking all around
Saying that you can't be found
You say your never really satisfied it's not enough it's never enough [x2]
Tell the truth, to find another lover [x2]
Finding it hard, finding it harder [x2]
The room is kinda dark at night
Used to have you by my side
Seems the more I gave to you
Kept us from being true
You say your never really satisfied its not enough its never enough [x2]
Tell the truth, to find another lover
Finding it hard, finding it harder



14. STRAKER


Your throwin' sticks and stones, your breakin' my bones man
I can see you got to leave it alone
Your trying hard, pushing hard, trying hard, pushing harder
but I'm smartest, I want you to know this
You gotta get down if you want to hang around [x3]
And if you want to hang around you gotta get down
What ever happend to girls that were freakin
Everybody was streakin it was no big thing man
If I had the choice I'd bring it all back
Everybody's talkin' bout me gonna blow my stack
You gotta get down if you want to hang around [x3]
And if you want to hang around you gotta get down
Dance around the pool in a jock like Hammer
G-string up my ass so my cheeks are getting tanner
Now I'm in the chaise lounge in a Burt Reynolds pose
Socks on my feet you know I got ugly toes
Motherfucker I'm Mark with a K not a C
When I'm face down get a ride from McG
You gotta get down if you want to hang around [x3]
And if you want to hang around...you gotta get down



15. ONE BRAVE COWBOY (HIDDEN)

One brave cowboy
One brave man
Who gave his own life and
She'll never see him again
High school sweetheart
Frendship ring
And when they would pass by
Ya know the birds would surely sing
Country came calling
And took his life
When the news hit home
T'was the middle of the night
One brave cowboy
One brave man
Gave his own life and
She'll never see him again
One brave cowboy
One brave man
Gave his own life and
She'll never see him again