1. THE PICK OF DESTINY (CLEAN VERSION)

[Chorus]
'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin'
'Cause it's fucking insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny, child
More precious than a diamond
On a platinum chain.

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage.
When he was busking he was all the rage.
He met Jabbles and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in Hell :
Cock push-ups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now there's somewhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin'
'Cause it's fucking insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny, child
Our tasty grooves are better
Than a chicken chow mein.

'Cause he who is sleazy
Is easy to pleasey.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey,
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie.

So come on !

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale.
The demon almost killed him with an Evil Kapow.
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "Ow".

'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin'
'Cause it's fucking insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny, child
You know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane.

'Cause he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starky,
Is full of malarkey.
And he who si groovy,
Must be in my movie.

So come on !

Oh, 'cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a croney,
Then suck on my boney.
And if you are groove,
Then get in my movie !

It's called "The Pick Of Destiny" !
"The pick Of Destiny".


2. THE PICK OF DESTINY (ALBUM VERSION)

(See lyrics on track 1)