1. IT'S ON THE ROCKS

We're over, I'm done
Yeah, it's time to have some real fun
So I'm callin' all my ladies
We're gonna key your Mercedes

[Chorus]
Well, you're the kinda guy
Who needs attention around the clock
Well you can't even talk
'Cause baby, it's on the rocks
Yeah, it's on the rocks
Well it's me you gotta detox
'Cause baby, it's on the rocks!

Your luvin's like a car crash
You're gone and I got whiplash
You're a stain I can't get out
I tried bleach and I tried Shout!

[Chorus]

I apologize for all the noise
I just had to tell all the boys
That you'd rather have a Mai Tai
Then a tall glass of Bud Dry

[Chorus]

It's on the rocks
(echo)It's on the rocks
Yeah, it's on the rocks
(echo)Yeah, it's on the rocks
It's on the rocks
(echo)It's on the rocks
Baby, it's on the rocks!!

*****

2. TAKE IT OFF

I'm on my second drink
But I've had a few before...
I'm tryin' hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
Uh huh, yeah on the floor!

[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Need your love 1,2,3
Stop starin' at my D cup
Don't waste time, just give it to me
C'mon baby, just feel me up
C'mon, just give it up

[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Forget the application...
You're the right guy for the task
Let me take you on vacation
Just do it, you don't have to ask!

[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see
Take it off
(echo) Take it off!
Take it off baby, for me
Take it off
(echo) Take it off!
Take it off baby, for me.

*****

3. WHO INVITED YOU ?

I'm busy talkin' to this guy
When I see outta the corner of my eye...
Look who's here, how you doin'.
Why don't you tell me who let you in?

[Chorus]
We don't care if you think our party's cool
'Cause we do!
And we don't care if you had more fun in Sunday School
'Cause who invited you? Who invited you?
Who invited you?
What do I have to do to get rid of you? Who invited you?

You say you're everyone's best friend
But last night you made fun of all them
You never told me not to tell...
You trusted me, but you don't know me that well!

[Chorus]
We don't care if you think our party's cool
'Cause we do!
And we don't care if you had more fun in Sunday School
'Cause who invited you? Who invited you?
Who invited you?
What do I have to do to get rid of you?
Who invited you?
Who invited you?
Who invited you?
What do I have to do to get rid of you?
Who invited you?

Face it dude, you can't beat me
In your Charlie Brown shirt and Cavariccis.
Baby, you come up to my waist
You need a barstool to get up in my face...

[Chorus]
We don't care if you think our party's cool
'Cause we do!
And we don't care if you had more fun in Sunday School
'Cause who invited you? Who invited you?
Who invited you?
What do I have to do to get rid of you?
Who invited you?
Who invited you?
Who invited you?
What do I have to do to get rid of you?
Who invited you?

*****

4. ALL MESSED UP

Hey...

Well, I must've had too many Diet Cokes
'Cause I'm laughin' at all your stupid jokes
You gotta stop spinnin' my head around
You turn me inside out and upside down...

[Chorus]
Now I'm all messed up
I don't know what to do
'Cause I'm all messed up
All messed up on you.
All messed up on you
All messed up on you.

You know, I didn't mean to get so addicted
It's just like Miss Cleo predicted
(Cleo predicted)
All I wanna do is call you on the phone
You got me higher than the ozone!

[Chorus]
Now I'm all messed up
I don't know what to do
'Cause I'm all messed up
All messed up on you.
All messed up on you
All messed up on you.

Now I just can't get you outta my head
Why don't you just get in my bed?
When I first saw you on your big wheels
Boy you know you had me head over heels!

[Chorus]
Now I'm all messed up
I don't know what to do
'Cause I'm all messed up
All messed up on you.
Now I'm all messed up
(All messed up on you)
I don' know what to do
(All messed up on you)
'Cause I'm all messed up
(All messed up on you)
All messed up on you

*****

5. DIRTY DENIM

You look like you've only slept for an hour
You smell like you haven't taken a shower
And your hair is so dirty
It makes you look like you're 30!

Your pants are slung way too low
I see stuff I don't wanna know
I wonder why you're so moody
Is it 'cause you've got no booty?!

[Chorus]
Baby, please, you must be outta your mind
Do I look like I want your dirty denim?
Listen up, I'm only sayin' this one more time
(echo) One more time...
Can you hear me say that I don't want your dirty denim?
DIRTY DENIM!
DIRTY DENIM!
DIRTY DENIM!

I hate to say it, but they're all the same
Thinkin' everybody knows their name
But how can they break my heart
If I can't even tell them apart?!

I can tell you think I'm impressed
But do you think you're gonna get me undressed
'Cause if you do I got bad news...
I wasn't winkin' that was just the booze!

[Chorus]
Baby, please, you must be outta your mind
(echo) Outta your mind...
Do I look like I want your dirty denim?
(echo) Dirty Denim!
Listen up, I'm only sayin' this one more time
(echo) One more time...
Can you hear me say that I don't want your dirty denim?
(echo) Dirty Denim!

I don't want your, I don't need your
I don't want your, I don't need your
You pay 200 dollars to look like that...
You outta check out the laundromat!
(Donna C. "woo-whoo!")

[Chorus]
Baby, please, you must be outta your mind
(echo) Outta your mind
Do I look like I want your dirty denim?
(echo) Dirty Denim!
Listen up, I'm only sayin' this one more time
(echo) One more time...
Can you hear me say that I don't want your dirty denim?
(echo) Dirty Demin

DIRTY DENIM!
DIRTY DENIM!
DIRTY DENIM!

*****

6. YOU GONNA MAKE ME HIGH

You look familiar, do I know you?
Oh yeah, you're that popular guy.
You always made fun of my crew
And now you wanna get me high?
Yeah!

[Pre-Chorus]
You wanna get me
You wanna get me high
You wanna get me...

[Chorus]
Now you know my name, you wanna get me high,
You're tryin to get with me and I don't know why...
Call me on the phone, you wanna get me high,
Don't remember your name, don't really wanna try.

You always said I was doin' it wrong
But it looks like you forgot!
'Cause now you sing along to every song,
I'm hot and you're not!

[Pre-Chorus]
You wanna get me
You wanna get me high
You wanna get me...

[Chorus]
Now you know my name, you wanna get me high,
You're tryin to get with me and I don't know why...
Call me on the phone, you wanna get me high,
Don't remember your name, don't really wanna try.

[Pre-Chorus 2]
You wanna get me...
It's too late, so don't even try!
You wanna get me...

You had your chance but you let it slide,
And now you act like you're on my side!!

Dude, you gotta say it,
DON'T SPRAY IT !
You never talked to me before.
No, I don't wanna Cafe' Au Lait it
I'll make Narci show you the door!

[Pre-Chorus]
You wanna get me
You wanna get me high
You wanna get me...

[Chorus]
Now you know my name, you wanna get me high,
You're tryin to get with me and I don't know why...
Call me on the phone, you wanna get me high,
Don't remember your name, don't really wanna try.

[Pre-Chorus]
You wanna get me
You wanna get me high
You wanna get me...

[Chorus]
Now you know my name, you wanna get me high,
You're tryin to get with me and I don't know why...
Call me on the phone, you wanna get me high,
Don't remember your name, don't really wanna try.

*****

7. I DON'T CARE (SO THERE)

Met a shy guy from Knoxville, Tennessee
High School Yum Yum, gimme some Henessey...
I threw him a ball but he didn't hit it
Said gimme a call but he never did it...

[Chorus]
I-I-I-I don't care, I don't care
If you don't wanna bother with me baby,
'Cause I-I-I-I don't care, I don't care
There's better guys everywhere, so there!

Never gonna say that I'm sorry I kissed him
Guess it's not my day, he turned and I missed him
I was workin' overtime, now I just wanna walk out.
I just tried to make him mine, it's not like he's a knockout.

[Chorus]
I-I-I-I don't care, I don't care
If you don't wanna bother with me baby,
'Cause I-I-I-I don't care, I don't care
There's better guys everywhere, so there!

[Chorus]
I-I-I-I don't care, I don't care
If you don't wanna bother with me baby,
'Cause I-I-I-I don't care, I don't care
There's better guys everywhere...
I-I-I-I don't care, I don't care
If you don't wanna bother with me baby,
'Cause I-I-I-I don't care, I don't care
There's better guys everywhere, so there!

*****

8. PASS IT AROUND

Well it's only Thursday and it's no one's birthday
But we're goin' out for the night
Make a few stops, avoid the traffic cops
Pick up some whiskey and some dynamite

[Pre-Chorus]
But there's always someone
Who's gotta spoil it for the rest of the gang
You're such a little Bogart,
And I'm sorry, but you just can't hang.

[Chorus]
Why don't you pass it around?
Don't bring the party down
If you don't pass it around,
We'll run you right outta this town!

Well it's already Friday, gonna do it my way
Everything's ready to go
But later on, all the beer is gone
Downed by some guys I don't even know!

[Pre-Chorus]
But there's always someone
Who's gotta spoil it for the rest of the gang
You're such a little Bogart,
And I'm sorry, but you just can't hang.

[Chorus]
Why don't you pass it around?
Don't bring the party down
If you don't pass it around,
We'll run you right outta this town!

Why don't you pass it around?
Don't bring the party down
If you don't pass it around,
We'll run you right outta this town!

PASS THAT GLASS, PASS IT AROUND!
PASS THAT GLASS, PASS IT AROUND!
PASS THAT GLASS, PASS IT AROUND!
PASS IT AROUND, DON'T BRING THE PARTY DOWN!

Saturday night, don't really wanna fight
You get none if you didn't pay
Tell your little brother to go buy another
And give me back my Tankeray

[Pre-Chorus]
But there's always someone
Who's gotta spoil it for the rest of the gang
You're such a little Bogart,
And I'm sorry, but you just can't hang.

[Chorus]
Why don't you pass it around?
Don't bring the party down
If you don't pass it around,
We'll run you right outta this town!

Are you pickin' up what I'm putting down??

[Chorus]
Why don't you pass it around?
Don't bring the party down
If you don't pass it around,
We'll run you right outta this town!

*****

9. TOO BAD ABOUT YOU GIRL

Waitin' all night not a call in sight
I got the bait but I got no bite
Wanna have some fun, wanna have someone
Who can make me feel alright

I'm lookin at you, you're lookin' at me too
Yeah you know what I wanna do
But your girlfriend wants the night to end
Baby, tell me somethin' new.

[Chorus]
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
'Cause you're lookin' like you're the one

She left but now she's back, stickin' out her rack
She's got you runnin' down the wrong track
Can't wait to see her face when I'm in her place
And I'm tryin' get you in the sack

[Chorus]
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you've got a date tonight
'Cause you're lookin' like you're the one

Tell her to leave
Soon it'll be too late
It's like New Year's Eve
'Cause I just can't wait
Too bad
(echo) You got a date tonight!
Too bad about your girl
Yeah, it's too bad
(echo) You got a date tonight!
Too bad about your girl
Yeah!

If you were smart, you'd send her home on BART
Before the real trouble starts
'Cause who's she gonna slap when she sees me in your lap
And you say you had a change of heart

I gotta make you mine but we're runnin outta time
But she's got you guarded like the Guggenheim
It's all that I can take, let's make a jailbreak
Or we'll be doin' time in Anaheim!

[Chorus]
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
'Cause you're lookin' like you're the one

[Chorus]
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
'Cause you're lookin' like you're the one

*****

10. NOT THE ONE

Our first date was our last date.
You're the kinda guy that I love to HATE.
No, I don't want your eggs & bacon,
And when I kissed you, I was fakin'!

[Chorus]
I gotta let you know
That you have to let me go
I thought you were The One
But baby, you're no fun
And you're not The One.
Not The One!

You were hot till you took off your shirt
So skinny babe makes my eyes hurt
You're damaged goods so I don't even care
About the color of your underwear

[Chorus]
I gotta let you know
That you have to let me go
I thought you were The One
But baby, you're no fun
And you're not The One.
Not The One!

I don't wanna check it out anymore
I got your number, there's the door
There's somethin' missin' in your head
And I've got no room for you in my bed!

[Chorus]
I gotta let you know
That you have to let me go
I thought you were The One
But baby, you're no fun
And you're not The One.
I gotta let you know
That you have to let me go
I thought you were The One
But baby, you're no fun
And you're not The One.
Not The One!

*****

11. PLEASE DON'T TEASE

Baby, so you think that sometime maybe
We can go out, you don't have to be such a Boy Scout
What you're givin' is not enough
So baby I'll call your bluff

[Chorus]
'Cause you're just a tease
Baby, please don't tease
I'm getting down on my knees
Baby, please don't tease
C'mon and give it to me

Hey now, I'm gonna get with you somehow
I'm on a mission, I gotta get your permission
You shouldn't try to look so good
If you don't wanna be misunderstood

[Chorus]
'Cause you're just a tease
Baby, please don't tease
I'm getting down on my knees
Baby, please don't tease
C'mon and give it to me

Don't act like you really want it
'Cause we're never gonna GET DOWN ON IT
If you're just a tease
I'm gettin' down on my knees
If you're just a tease
C'mon and give it to me...
Baby, please don't tease!!!

[Chorus]
Baby, please don't tease
I'm getting down on my knees
Baby, please don't tease
C'mon and give it to me!

*****

12. TAKE ME TO THE BACKSEET

Don't wanna go to the mall,
Don't wanna go to the movies,
I think we've done it all
Just take me to the backseat!

Don't wanna hear you talkin'
Don't wanna play your game
Let's get this baby rockin'
Just take me to the backseat

[Pre-Chorus]
You don't wanna get high
I don't wanna get low
So c'mon, let's go
And get on it, yeah
Honey, please
Just take me to the backseat!

[Chorus]
Just take me to the backseat
Where no one else can see
I know you're into me,
Just take me to the backseat...
And get ready for me!
Honey, please

Don't wanna be your friend,
Don't try to take me home
This won't happen again
Just take me to the backseat!

[Pre-Chorus]
You don't wanna get high
I don't wanna get low
So c'mon, let's go
And get on it, yeah
Honey, please
Just take me to the backseat!

[Chorus]
Just take me to the backseat
Where no one else can see
I know you're into me,
Just take me to the backseat...
And get ready for me!
Honey, please

Do you need a map?
Let's skip the nightcap
I'll make it sticky sweet
Just take me to the backseat!

[Chorus]
Just Take me to the backseat
Where no one else can see
I know you're into me,
Just take me to the backseat...
Just take me to the backseat
Just take me to the backseat
I know you're into me,
Just take me to the backseat...
And get ready for me!
Honey, please.

*****

13. 5 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING

Tonight I cant wait,
Everyone is gonna be there! We'll be a little late,
But no one really cares...

[Pre-Chorus]
Its a party when we start playin',
Come on baby thats what I'm sayin',

[Chorus]
Don't try to stop me Freddy,
Cause the nights a neverender!
Now I'm drinking steady...
Tell your mom i didnt mean to offend her!
And if you can't keep up,
Then you better shut up!
Cause tonight I'm gonna stay out till 5 o'clock in the mornin'!

Well I really like you
But I just cant talk right now
Sure, I'll sign your shoe
Since you got backstage somehow...

[Pre-Chorus]
Its a party when we start playin',
Come on baby thats what I'm sayin',

[Chorus]
Don't try to stop me Freddy,
Cause the nights a neverender!
Now I'm drinking steady...
Tell your mom i didnt mean to offend her!
And if you can't keep up,
Then you better shut up!
Cause tonight I'm gonna stay out till 5 o'clock in the mornin'!

It's time for everyone to get out of here!
But I think we'll stick around and finish off the beer
Dont get lazy, it's about to get crazy
Just wait till you see what we did with the chandelier!!

Well theres nothing to eat,
But we got a big bottle of liquor
Its a little to sweet,
But it always works so much quicker
I get so excited and ready to go
Sweats gonna pour all through the show
Yea-ah!

[Chorus]
Don't try to stop me Freddy,
Cause the nights a neverender!
Now I'm drinking steady...
Tell your mom i didnt mean to offend her!
And if you can't keep up,
Then you better shut up!
Don't try to stop me Freddy,
Cause the nights a neverender!
Now I'm drinking steady...
Tell your mom i didnt mean to offend her!
And if you can't keep up,
Then you better shut up!
Cause tonight I'm gonna stay out till 5 o'clock in the mornin'!

*****

14. BIG RIG

This party don't stop 'til the game is done

And I don't care if you're not the one
Doncha wanna get on the Matterhorn
You're a Virgo, I'm a Capricorn

I wanna play on your big rig, uh-huh
So let's keep on truckin'
I wanna play on your big rig, uh-huh
So put another buck in
I wanna play on your big rig, and you can come along

How 'bout a boot in the ass for the road
Wish you lived in my area code
Let's ride the truck with the disco ball
It better not be last call

I wanna play on your big rig, uh-huh
So let's keep on truckin'
I wanna play on your big rig, uh-huh
So put another buck in
I wanna play on your big rig, and you can come along

Yeah keep on truckin'

Buy me a drink, and make it a double
Baby watch out 'cause here comes trouble
One more honk before the night is over
Why doncha give me some Russell Stover

I wanna play on your big rig, uh-huh
So let's keep on truckin'
I wanna play on your big rig, uh-huh
So put another buck in

I wanna play on your big rig, uh-huh
So let's keep on truckin'
I wanna play on your big rig, uh-huh
So put another buck in
I wanna play on your big rig, and you can come if you wanna