01 - Post Mortem Boredom

[Intro]



02 - Look What The Bats Dragged In

I'm dying from my own disease
I'm a villain, a murderer and the victim is me
I've got a date with fate and I just can't wait
I'll see you down at the morgue
I need some coffee, a corpse and a cigarrette
Just in case that I get bored

Red, white and bruised and bathed in sin
I've been through hell and back again
Bury me now and say it's the end
Oh my God, look at what the bats dragged in

I'm pissing into the wind
I got a face full of it, lick my lips and do it again
My claim to fame is I've got no shame
A corpse is a corpse of course
I've got a hand full of nails and a crucifix
Just in case that I get bored

Red, white and bruised and bathed in sin
I've been through hell and back again
Bury me now and say it's the end
Oh my God, look at what the bats dragged in

Red, white and bruised and bathed in sin
I've been through hell and back again
Bury me now and say it's the end
Oh my God, look at what the bats dragged in

Oh my God, look at what the bats dragged in

03 - I Walked With A Zombie

I'm dead if I voodoo
And I'm dead if I don't
Kick the crypt and baby walk with me
And we'll find a new place to haunt
Now the dead can't die, they're not alive
I've got one walking by my side
It's a curse, a hex
Tell me what comes next, tie the noose around my neck

See you in the graveyard at midnight
Such a horrorfying delight
Your ice-cold touch it feels so right
And just last night...

I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
I walked with a zombie

Her stare is so demanding
And her groans are so commanding
She makes me feel like a kid in a candy shop
With my head on the butcher block
You're the only one for me
I'm in love with a decomposing zombie
Beauty's duty in this horror movie
Make me spill my guts with just one touch

See you in the graveyard at midnight
Such a horrorfying delight
Your ice-cold touch it feels so right
And just last night...

I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
I walked with a zombie

She makes me do everything she wants me to to
And that's okay with me because I'm walking with a zombie

UOHHH
UOHHH
UOHHH
UOHHH

See you in the graveyard at midnight
Such a horrorfying delight
Your ice-cold touch it feels so right
And just last night...

I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie

I walked with a, zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
04 - Bad Things

A bullet in your head is how I want it
Your body on the floor - a kodak moment
You're a waste of air and a waste of space
I want sharp objects to fly into your face
I hate you now more than I ever did
I wanna kill you, dig you up and do it again
I want a car to run over your head
Put it in reverse and do it again

And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true... I only want

Bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want very bad things to happen to you... yeah

It would be really great if you drowned in a lake
Or put a bag over your face and watched you suffocate
I'd celebrate at your wake
I'd bake myself a cake 'cause your my favorite person that I love to hate
And you're the reason that murder should be legalized
If it was you'd be dead and in the ground by five
Just in case I forgot to say- I hate you motherfucker in the very worst way...

And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true... I only want

Bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want very bad things to happen to you... yeah

I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want very bad things to happen to you... yeah
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want very bad things to happen to you




05 - House By The Cemetery

I hear the devil and he's calling me
In the house by the cemetery
Ghouls and creeps fucking gather around
For the evil that's going down, get down

Blood in the cradle guess your baby's dead
The boogie man came and chopped off its head
Knots in the noose baby duck, duck, goose
White knuckle paranoia, the stitches coming loose

Now you scream in horror, but there's no need to bother
So raise your hands up high
Reach for the sky motherfucker die

I hear the devil and he's calling me
In the house by the cemetery
Ghouls and creeps fucking gather around
For the evil that's going down, get down

This house of horrors has thirteen doors
Behind each one there is thirteen more
Murder by numbers count them one, two, three
Nail up the coffin and fucking bury me

Now you scream in horror, but there's no need to bother
So raise your hands up high
Reach for the sky motherfucker die

I hear the devil and he's calling me
In the house by the cemetery
Ghouls and creeps fucking gather around
For the evil that's going down, get down

Now you scream in horror, but there's no need to bother
So raise your hands up high
Reach for the sky motherfucker die

I hear the devil and he's calling me
In the house by the cemetery
Ghouls and creeps fucking gather around
For the evil that's going down

I hear the devil and he's calling me
In the house by the cemetery





06 - God Is A Lie

I've made a fist but I cannot knock upon the door
'Cause once I walk through it I won't be coming back no more
It's strange how everything can change oh so very fast
Somewhere someone out there will always have the last laugh

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck, will you get to me just in time
I've got no reason left to live but I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now, hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me yeah, because I know... God is a lie
God is a lie

Everyday I look at myself and I wonder why
I have written the soundtrack to the end of my life
And as I climb this ladder now it's certain I will fall
God he must be deaf because he never heard me call

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck, will you get to me just in time
I've got no reason left to live but I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now, hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me yeah, because I know... God is a lie
God is a lie

Somebody save me!

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck, will you get to me just in time
I've got no reason left to live but I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now, hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me yeah, because I know... God is a lie
God is a lie




07 - Haunt Me

This halloween I think that we should be together just for old times sake
I wanna hear you scream, just like you used to do when we were only thirteen

Now the candles's burning out, and the pumpkin's rotting away
I just want you here beside me on this lonesome halloween day

Sitting in the dark, drinking my own blood, and a voice that whispers...
Hello my love

Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, won't you scare me
Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, I love you best when you scare me to death

I'm lying in our bed with these tainted sheets pulled right over my head
I'm singing all our favorite songs out loud and I'm hoping you can hear them somehow

Now the candles's burning out, and the pumpkin's rotting away
I just want you here beside me on this lonesome halloween day

Sitting in the dark, drinking my own blood, and a voice that whispers...
Hello my love

Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, won't you scare me
Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, I love you best when you scare me to death
Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, won't you scare me
Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, I love you best when you scare me to death

Every word you said it ricochets just like a bullet in my head
I wish that you could see that our love is bringing out the dead in me

Now the candles's burning out, and the pumpkin's rotting away
I just want you here beside me on this lonesome halloween day

Sitting in the dark, drinking my own blood, and a voice that whispers...
Hello my love

Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, won't you scare me
Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, I love you best when you scare me to death
Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, won't you scare me
Haunt me, haunt me like you used to, I love you best when you scare me to death





08 - Transylvania 90210

My room came alive
My dog just died
Stacked 13 pennies on his eyes
I stared at the wall
It stared back at me
It started to breath and then it started to bleed

The moon cracked open and it started to flow
And my future was exposed
The gods gave me my own tv show
And they called it transylvania 90210

I had a plastic casket, with candy bones inside
I put the skeleton together and it came to life
He said that I looked so bored
He took a knife from the drawer
He said kill for me, what are you waiting for

The moon cracked open and it started to flow
And my future was exposed
The gods gave me my own tv show
And they called it transylvania 90210

The moon cracked open and it started to flow
And my future was exposed
The gods gave me my own tv show
And they called it transylvania 90210

Transylvania 90210
Transylvania 90210
Transylvania 90210
Transylvania 90210


09 - I Want You...Dead

Goddamn here we go
Off to the graveyard go, go, go
Give 'em to me decayed
Give 'em to me anyway
I don't care 'cause you know I only want you...

Dead, dead, dead, you know I want you
Dead, dead, dead, you know I want you...

Crawling from your grave, calling out my name
Begging for my brains saying hey, hey, hey
I want you to take my hand, and tell me I'm your man
And I only want you dead

Hey ho let's go to hell
I've got a room reserved
And I'll see you there
Make me die slowly
Butcher me and hold me
I don't care 'cause you know I only want you...

Dead, dead, dead, you know I want you
Dead, dead, dead, you know I want you...

Crawling from your grave, calling out my name
Begging for my brains saying hey, hey, hey
I want you to take my hand, and tell me I'm your man
And I only want you dead

Fuck yeah it's understood
Necro-feelin' great, necro-feelin' good
Give 'em to me decayed
Give 'em to me anyway
I don't care 'cause you know I only want you...

Dead, dead, dead, you know I want you
Dead, dead, dead, you know I want you...

Crawling from your grave, calling out my name
Begging for my brains saying hey, hey, hey
I want you to take my hand, and tell me I'm your man
And I only want you dead






10 - Buried By Christmas

Merry Christmas ho, ho, ho
I'll be six feet under the snow
Jingle bells along the way
I'm a dead motherfucker and I'm counting my days
I've been too naughty I forgot to be nice
I guess violence is my vice
So check your list Santa and check it twice
I'm a dead motherfucker all right

I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
(All I want for Christmas is a custom fit casket, with black velvet interior...
Oh yeah and a bucket of chicken)

Seasons beatings and a jolly farewell
By Christmas eve I'll be rotting so well
In a one horse open sleigh
Straight to hell laughing all the way
I've been too naughty I forgot to be nice
I guess violence is my vice
So check your list Santa and check it twice
I'm a dead motherfucker all right

I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas

(Santa if you're out there,
and if you can hear me,
your fat ass better have me a freshly dug grave)

I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas
I'll be buried by Christmas





11 - Elect Death For President

Raise your wrist up in the air,
And wave your razor blades like you just don't care.
Use your voice;
Make homocide your choice.

Politics coming straight from the krypt.
Staring out the world with this ugly stick.
Put your faith in a shallow grave, today.

Red Yellow Black Or White,
it doesn't matter:
Everyone dies tonight!

Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death!

Horray for homocide,
My left wings baked.
And my right wings fried.
Vote for me and I'll legalize everything.
Splish Splash,
Your in my bath.
Intentionaly headed down the wrong path.
But a domoside won't make you smile in your grave.

Red Yellow Black Or White,
it doesn't matter:
Everyone dies tonight!

Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Im on your side!

Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Vote For Me!

Red Yellow Black Or White,
it doesn't matter:
Everyone dies tonight!

Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Trust in me!

Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death! Death for president!
Elect Death!





12 - Rot For Me

[spoken: You will rot.]

You and me were once
A fairytale in love
No happily ever after
It was a horror ball disaster

You tried to drag me down
So I put you in the ground
You brought it on yourself
And now this coffin fits you well

I tell my love goodbye
I watch the dirt fall by your side
You I could never trust
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust

Rot!!! rot for me
My darling, rot for me
So rot!!! rot for me
My darling, rot for me

I carved it in your chest
So you never forget
And I loved you to death
And I'll take your final breath

I hope you understand
Our story had to end
And now I lay you down to rest
And pray the worms your soul to keep

I tell my love goodbye
I watch the dirt fall by your side
You I could never trust
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust

Rot!!! rot for me
My darling, rot for me
So rot!!! rot for me
My darling, rot for me

Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust

I tell my love goodbye
I watch the dirt fall by your side
You I could never trust
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust

Rot!!! rot for me
My darling, rot for me
So rot!!! rot for me
My darling, rot for me





13 - The Ghost Of Vincent Price

I knew that life wouldn't be the same after that fateful day
Dreams were crushed and who's to blame for all my hurt and pain
Can someone tell me why
Why did all of my hero's die
And now there's nothing left
But this black heart of mine just cheating death

I know I'll always get my thrill, in that house on haunted hill
I know that life can be a gas, locked inside that house of wax

Some people prefer the finer things in life
I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price
Some people prefer the finer things in life
I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price

It's so strange how my life suddenly went black and white
Like a movie on the screen with Vincent Price co-starring me
It's such late, late, late show
And when it ends nobody knows
I never question my sanity when
The lord of the dead is watching over me

I know I'll always get my thrill, in that house on haunted hill
I know that life can be a gas, locked inside that house of wax

Some people prefer the finer things in life
I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price
Some people prefer the finer things in life
I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price

I know I'll always get my thrill, in that house on haunted hill
I know that life can be a gas, locked inside that house of wax

Some people prefer the finer things in life
I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price
Some people prefer the finer things in life
I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price

With the ghost of Vincent Price
With the ghost of Vincent Price
With the ghost of Vincent Price
With the ghost of Vincent Price





14 - A Bullet Named Christ

Lost, in a familiar place
This channel will not change
This feeling's all too strange
It's like home in many ways

Got nothing left inside
On to the darker side
Into the darkness we ride, on a bullet named Christ

They swarm us all like flies
Don't know the wrong from right
There's comes a time to decide
I'll choose the darker side

Got nothing left inside
On to the darker side
Into the darkness we ride, on a bullet named Christ

Into the darkness we ride, on a bullet named Christ
Into the darkness we ride
Into the darkness we ride, on a bullet named Christ
Into the darkness we ride
Into the darkness we ride, on a bullet named Christ
Into the darkness we ride

Got nothing left inside
On to the darker side
Into the darkness we ride, on a bullet named Christ

On a bullet named Christ
On a bullet named Christ
On a bullet named Christ
On a bullet named Christ
On a bullet named