1. 667

(Devil-like voice talks)

It was a dark and cold night somewhere in Norway...
They all sat down in the studio, and listen to was to become
The "Neighbour of the Beast" album..

At the end of the record, the producer got up and said
"it sounds great..." but, they where one song short...

The song that will make it a multi-million selling album
The band stayed up and worked all night, untill break of dawn

And then, they realized, that they've just written the best song.... In the world...


2. THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD

Going down to the studio to make a record that would beat them all
Then it turned out that we were one hit short

Ah, we went jamming 'till the break of dawn, oh
Ah, when we were done the producer called to listen

You've made the one, the number one
The best i've ever heard
You made the one, the golden one
(She called it the) best song in the world

And so we did and baby here we are
Sure feels great to hear you sing along
Thinking back I recognize your face
From the very night we wrote this song

Ah, dancing in a rehearsal room, oh
Ah, your body told me that you loved the tune
You said; "Listen!"

You've made the one, the number one
The best i've ever heard
You made the one, the golden one
(She called it the) best song in the world

Here we go

[spoken]
Are you ready to be Wig Wammed?

You've made the one, the number one
The best i've ever heard
You made the one, the golden one
(She called it the) best song in the world

You've made the one, the number one
The best i've ever heard
You made the one, the golden one
(She called it the) best song in the world


3. CRAZY THINGS

You jump out from the rooftop
Just to make her look your way
Tattoo her name on your chin to make her remember your face
Put her house on fire
So you can save her from the flames
There's nothing on earth that can keep you from her
No matter what it takes

The harder the crush
The higher the cost
Oh my..
Those crazy things we do for love

You run out on the highway
To get hit by her red jeep
Making sure you'll get a better chance to meet
And you don't care if it kills you
When the last thing you'll see is her face
Might be the closest you get, but don't you forget
Love don't come with brakes
Oh my..
The harder the crush
The higher the cost

Those crazy things we do for love


4. OUT OF TIME

They say a man is dead
I shot him in the head
And now my life is in their hands

I say i'm innocent
But they don't understand
And now they sentence me to death

Its all over when the hangman roll the dice
All over in a minute of my life

I'll remember you
When my days are through
I am running out of time

Now the day has come
And i'm on my own
There is nowhere i can hide
I'm out of time

Your touch and sweet embrace
Always bring me grace
I'll never see your face again

I wish that you where here
To make it disappear
Can't hide my head in the sand

Its all over when the hangman roll the dice
All over in a minute of my life

I'll remember you
When my days are through
I am running out of time

Now the day has come
And i'm on my own
There is nowhere i can hide
I'm out of time

All over when the hangman roll the dice
All over in a minute of my life

I'll remember you
When my days are through
I am running out of time

Now the day has come
And i'm on my own
There is nowhere i can hide
Out of time.... (running out of time)

(nowhere i can hide) i'm out of time


5. MINE ALL MINE

There`s no imagination when I`m by your side
Don`t need no transportation
When you take me for a ride
You know I get exited when you put your spell on me
You can lock me up forever and throw away the key

Cuz you`re Mine All Mine
Lighting up my fire
I don`t care about anything as long as you`re around
Cuz you`re Mine All Mine
The one that I desire
You don`t like to waste no time
When we`re getting down

Feels like getting higher
I can`t tell a lie
Like a drug up in my vein you know you make me wanna fly
I don`t believe in preachers
And politicians too
All I ever care about is when I am with you

Cuz you`re Mine All Mine
Lighting up my fire
I don`t care about anything as long as you`re around
Cuz you`re Mine All Mine
The one that I desire
You don`t like to waste no time
When we`re getting down

You know you set me free
So what do you want to see while you`re watching me
Baby don`t you know
I can`t let you go
Again and again
I`m in your command

Chicks:
Cuz you`re Mine All Mine
Lighting up my fire

Glam:
I don`t care about anything
As long as you`re around

Chicks:
Cuz you`re Mine All Mine the one that I desire
You don`t like to waste no time

Glam:
When we`re getting down
Down
Down
Down


6. HARD TO BE A ROCK'N ROLLER

Chicks, fix, superhits, jewelery for breakfast
At a milliondollar suite at the Hilton Hotel
I've got tweny playmates knocking
At the door in hot stockings each day, oh yeah

Cuz I'm the King of metal, God of pop, the rock 'n' roll Messiah
Wasting twenty four hours a day, every night
I'm a sell out sensation
With a nasty reputation
Oh yeah, oh yeah..!

You say, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller
Try being a rock 'n' roll God
In a world of pleasure
Jackass, i'll get you soon

Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller
Try being a rock 'n' roll star
When the world gets crazy
Baby, so do you, whoo

I have a private plane taking me from L.A. to Bahamas
Making records on the beach that sound like shit, but still sell
And Shakira's the producer
Her hips makes me ... Wanna play

I'm doing lip-sync TV shows, Playing live's outdated
Man, I hate it, did a tour way back in 82.
Since I got blessed with success
My fans just have to pay-per-view
And they do and who's the fool

You say, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller
Try being a rock 'n' roll God
In a world of pleasure
Jackass, i'll get you soon

Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller
Try being a rock 'n' roll star
When the world gets crazy
Baby, so do you, whoo

Try being a rock 'n' roll God

Cash, cash up my ass
Want you be my pay-pal trash
Got everything you need
To make me filthy rich indeed
I got a world of inspiration
For fun and penetration
Don't let them know my music sucks

You say, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller
Try being a rock 'n' roll God
In a world of pleasure
Jackass, i'll get you soon

Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller
Try being a rock 'n' roll star
When the world gets crazy
Baby, so do you, whoo

You say, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller
Try being a rock 'n' roll God
In a world of pleasure
Jackass, i'll get you soon

Hey!


7. TELL ME WHERE TO GO

Looking closer in the palm of my hand
So many lines that i don't understand
All i want is my sweet paradise
The secret lies behind your dark blue eyes
Hold me closer and look up in the skies
Give me sweet little lies

Can you tell me where to go
Can you tell me where to be
Will you open up a door for me, and guarantee
That you'll let me stay inside

Can you tell me where to run
Can you tell me where to hide
Can you put all my troubles aside, and be my guide
Please help me fly away

Your crystal-ball, will it ever show
What i need to know
When its time to let go

Every time and then i need to break free
From my steady decline, to where i want to be

At the end of the day
I'm still miles away

Can you tell me where to go
Can you tell me where to be
Will you open up a door for me, and guarantee
That you'll let me stay inside

Can you tell me where to run
Can you tell me where to hide
Can you put all my troubles aside, and be my guide
Please help me fly away

Chasing rainbows, but i'm wondering why
I can still remeber every mountain i've climbed
What will i find above the cloudy skies


Can you tell me where to be
Will you open up a door for me, and guarantee
That you'll let me stay inside

Can you tell me where to run
Can you tell me where to hide
Can you put all my troubles aside, and be my guide
Please help me fly away

Tell me where to go.....

Tell me where to go.....


8. ERECTION

(No lyrics available)


9. I TURN TO YOU (MELANIE C-COVER)

When the world is darker than I can understand
When nothing turns out the way I planned
When the sky turns grey and there's no end in sight
When I can't sleep through the lonely night

I turn to you
Like a flower leaning toward the sun
I turn to you
Cause your the only one
Who can turn me around
When I'm upside down
I turn to you

When my insides are racked with anxiety
You have the touch that will quiet me
You lift my spirit, you melt the ice
When I need inspiration when I need advice

I turn to you
Like a flower leaning toward the sun
I turn to you
Cause your the only one
Who can turn me around
When I am upside down
I turn to you

Where would I be
What would I do
If you never helped me through
I hope some day if you've lost your way
You can turn to me, like I turn to you

I turn to you
Like a flower leaning toward the sun
I turn to you
Cause your the only one
Who can turn me around
When I'm upside down
I turn to you

I turn to you
When fear tells me to turn around
I turn to you
Cause your the only one
Who can turn me around
When I'm upside down
I turn to you
I turn to you


10. CAR-LYLE

Black Chrome
Shiny and clean
She`s got a V8 power machine
She`s got everything
That a woman should have

Jet curves
Hydraulic hips
She`s got a love turbo electronic clit
She`s got everything
A man wants one ride
She knows when you`re done

Car-Lyle (Aaaaah) is gonna run you down (Ooooo)
Car-Lyle (Aaaaah)
No matter where you go
No one makes a roll like Car-Lyle

Power loaded
So easy to start
Don`t mind being double parked
She`s everything
Ultra chick
One ride
Hooked on her kiss

Car-Lyle (Aaaaah) is gonna run you down (Ooooo)
Car-Lyle (Aaaaah)
No matter where you go
No one makes a roll like Car-Lyle


11. BLESS THE NIGHT

You want me to stay forever
Love you for worse and better, oh
Well i have my doubts about it
Tomorrow is another venue
Another city, a new hotelroom, oh
And i just can't live without it
Reach out and catch the moment
This heart of mine was made for touring

Bless the night, its now or never
You and i, and tons of pleasure
Bless the night
Enjoy the moment with me (me)
Bless the night, its now or never
You and i, close together
Bless the night
Enjoy the moment with me

A broken heart is what i offer
And i'm not worth a life in torture, no
Your happier without it
So baby put your arms around me
Save tonight in your minds diary, oh
Eat me while you have me

Bless the night, its now or never
You and i, and tons of pleasure
Bless the night
Enjoy the moment with me (me)
Bless the night, its now or never
You and i, close together
Bless the night
Enjoy the moment with me

A broken heart is what i offer
I don't wanna see you suffer
Tonight i wanna be your lover

Bless the night, its now or never
You and i, and tons of pleasure
Bless the night
Enjoy the moment with me (me)
Bless the night, its now or never
You and i, close together
Bless the night
Enjoy the moment with me
Bless the night....
Bless the night....
Bless the night....


12. A LONG WAY

I know the distance between Dubay and Montraux
Been everywhere on this planet but the city of love
I`m no strager to passion
I go there as often as I can
Never wanted to settle down
But girl you made me change my plans

And it`s a long way to go
When love`s the destination it`s a long way to go
When that`s where you wanna be I thought it would come easy
But her heart is way out of reach
Seems it`s a long way to go
When you`re down on your knees

I`m a tourist in motion
Counting each place I sat feet
Been a backpacker without the sllightest notion of where life has taken me
Oh it sure took me places
I never knew I would find
This is the first time I know where I`m going
And it sure feels like the miracle mile

Cuz it`s a long way to go
When love`s the destination
A long way to go when that`s where you wanna be
I thought it would come easy but her heart is way out of reach
Seems it`s a long way to go when you`re down on your knees
A long way to go


13. NO MORE LIVING ON LIES

Standing on the top and the world was eating out of my hands
Having the time of my life in a rock`n roll band
We had a few good years but then we started to run out of time
Now I`m working so hard to take back
What was allready mine

I never gonna run
Never gonna run away again
Life`s been to survive
Now it starts to come alive
And I never gonna fade
Never gonna fade away again
There`s no compromise
Now I know it`s No More Living On Lies

Tied up within myself for the longest time
I thought that it didn`t matter
Thought I was doing fine
Had to dig it up from inside
Just to stand my ground
It`s gonna taste even better now the second time around

I never gonna run
Never gonna run away again
Life`s been to survive
Now it starts to come alive
And I never gonna fade
Never gonna fade away again
There`s no compromise
Now I know it`s No More Living On Lies

No one cares about your pain
When you`re losing your fame it`s like crying in a hard rain
I`ve reloaded my batteries and regained my insanity
Now it`s time to face reality

I never gonna run
Never gonna run away again
Life`s been to survive
Now it starts to come alive
And I never gonna fade
Never gonna fade away again
There`s no compromise
Now I know it`s No More Living On Lies