1. VELCRO FLY



Hey, look at the hooks
On your pants makes you wanna dance
I say, yeah yeah, I say, yeah yeah
There ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch
Do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly

You need just enough of that sticky stuff
To hold the seams on your fine blue jeans
Aye, yeah yeah, I say, yeah, yeah
There ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch
Do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly

Do the velcro fly

Well, it feels so right when you squeezed it tight
When you reach the end do it over again
I say, yeah yeah, I say, yeah yeah
Ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch
Do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly

Okay, do the, do the, do the velcro fly

Do the vel, do the vel, do the velcro fly
Do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the
Do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly

Do the velcro fly

Do, do the velcro, do the, do the vel, do the vel
Do the velcro, do the, do the, do the, do the vel
Do the velcro

Do the, do the, do the, do the vel
Do the velcro
Do the, do the, do the, do the vel
Do the velcro

Do the, do the, do the, do the vel
Do the velcro
Do the, do the, do the, do the velcro fly





2. WOKE UP WHITCH WOOD



When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
Lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
Playing with it some
When I, I woke up with wood.

I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
Trying not to lose my mind
My baby came to help and I let out a yell,
She grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
Playing with it some
When I, I woke up with wood.

Beauty queens fall in trances,
Debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
They were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
Playing with it some
When I, I woke up with wood.